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me on the right
Allah akhbar
Why does Big Blue have a robot for an arm?
I’m in the hospital.
kek what a bitch
Based Brian Cage
prolapsed anus?
Hi Nash!
Are they going to do some crazy shit to try and get ratings up which will help the stock get back up
yeah, Vince Russo is coming back at the top of the hour as an on air character/writer
What is even announced? Give me one reason to give a shit?
Bases
all i want is more bray wrestlekino
Peppy or Abby?
>raw on in less than 20 min
>0 matches announced
>alexa bliss talk show segment is the only thing announced so far
Diabetes
What's everybodies favorite Pepe?
I feel kind of bad for making the fat blue guy a meme by cropping a pic from the ROH/NJPW show on Mania weekend another user posted. But not bad enough that I don't still post about the Red vs Blue fatkino rivalry
DING
DONG
pepe
Is there any reason to watch besides Bray?
HERE COMES THE PEPE
they probably scrapped the whole show 5 times after the quarterly report was released, wouldn't be surprised if they're still ironing out the details of the 3rd hour at this point
Let's be honest that guy was using his girth as a way to get himself over.
what did he mean by this?
>5'6"
>200 lbs
gain height
lose weight
get a clue
have sex
>das rite white boi
based
Funny thing is that over the weekend they already announced a couple of matches and segments for SD.
Got engaged last week boys
i suggest you all continue to hit the weights, take a shower and get a clue
Fuck that’s hot
Fucking finally. I’ve been sick of his ass since wwe sympathy tour for retiring him
What are the chances that tonight's script is finished?
that's how it should be, each show should be treated like it's the audiences first time ever seeing wrestling. PPVs should be announced but everything else should be fresh
>falling for marriage
yikes your days on Yea Forums are numbered now and thats a cringe from me
Man I hope you’re over 30. There’s no point in marrying at all but don’t retire before your prime.
matches don't draw
When did Renee become mommy?
it's been a based 5 years of dating
and even more based week of engagement
i'm not afraid to bail when shit gets too bad don't worry on me, friendo.
i'm livin my best life and i suggest you all do the same
>Renne "Young"
Dean hasn't impregged her yet.
So we don't end up cucked like you??
Holy fucking YUK she looks like brie larson
You mean Granny don't you? She looks almost 50 here.
damn wh*teoids really do age like milk
The absolute hardest truth of the business.
33
went to college, dated plenty, slept with many
i'm good bra
drawers don't match.
Hey guys it's been a few years since I watched wrestling. is my boy Chuck Palumbo still kicking ass?
how young are you that 50 is old?
yeah he'll be on tonight under the the repackaged "EC3"
probably main event
Nah that’s about right. Good luck. Thanks for the reply.
how old are you that 50 is young?
Yeah man, Chuck is the United States champion won it off Joe last week.
How 50 are you two that old is young?
He got some heat from the podcast he did with Lilian, it's nothing much though he'll still be on both shows
FUCK YEA. i cant wait for him to come out. him and mark jindrak were always my favorites
let's go boys
So is Jewrat a heel or face?
Is Benoit going to show up today?
DIAMONDS
When's based Bray on and the Firefly Kinohouse on?
how do they get off calling these "talk shows" when they're just 5-10 minutes of a wrestler maybe with a sign behind them?
Yes
>Opening Raw with Women's Division bullshit
Welp
>Pee before the show starts
>It opens with a Moment to Piss
what the fuck
DON'T WATCH WWE
DON'T WATCH RAW
DON'T WATCH BLISS
wubwubwub
>3 Hours left
i'm rdy
>Alexa Bliss in these pants
Jesus, my dick
These crowds have been unusually hype lately...it's kind of weird. I noticed there's been a lot more signs lately too and I see belts in the crowd a lot.
has there been a big Wrestling boom the past month? I watch pretty regularly but it seems different.
20 galleries and it's all horse beastality fate/order image sets and yaoi.. RAW better be better than Exhentai is tonight.
>those pants on Alexa
Jesus.
>Kentucky
>fake already BTFO
BASED
so if royal rumble is a bigger ppv than mitb and also harder to win, why is the prize for mitb better?
when was the last time RAW opened with a match
BRAUNED
can we just get to bray wyatt stuff first??
>that head bob to Alexa
You just know they're fucking.
IT'S RICOSHIT
1999
hottie
I think MitB is trying to low key become one of the big main ones, like the new King of the Ring or something.
Didn't this jobber just lose last week? How did he get a spot?
How is being promised to main event WM and not actually getting to do that not a better prize than MITB?
Alexa seems pretty disinterested in being there tonight, can't say I blame her on that point
I gave up things that make me hate myself for lent so I haven't been around for a couple months. did I miss anything?
>Braun
his run with the case was fucking cringe
PEW
is someone able to explain what ricochets gimmick suppose to be ?
>Braun is almost twice the weight of Ricochet
How many of these guys DO NOT have a nickname?
wow Ricochet is only getting a push because he's the king of the flippy midgets. Should be Velveteen Dream
Rico is over lads
Ricochet is winning it.
Calling it now.
>guy that lost clean to a guy with a moustache last week
He ricochets
It was the worst in memory desu
Stay away.
>is someone able to explain what (insert wwe wrestler here) gimmick suppose to be ?
flippy midget
flippy black man
Drew or Rico better win the fucking briefcase.
THE MONSTER
IN THE BANK
>pushing Asslicker Bleck and Richoshit
THE SCOTTISH SEXECUTIONER!!!
This is so fucking bad. Holy Shit. This is my first time watching this crap since Wrestlmania ended.
so no then
Holy missed opportunity ola. Should have called the pic "Rich Swann".
Alexa Bliss is a whore
>Strowman
>Ricochet
>Drew
>Corbin
hahahaha and people actually believed that fake graphic and got their hopes up about Cesaro being in this
>BASED BARON WITH THE HEAT
The other man that gravity forgot.
Rey Mysterio
Drew
Rico
Braun
Cesaro
Winning the rumble gives you a guaranteed championship match at wrestlemania, plus it's an achievement in itself.
Winning MitB is a lesser accolade and some cash-ins are lame.
Corbin is the best heel
baron has so much heat, i love it
Corbin has that X-Pac heat.
He was on a Wrestling show called Mucha Lucha as a kid and has lived the code of masker Wrestling
>it’s quite a mouthful, Alexa
What did Baron mean by this?
>low key
take the nog talk elsewhere
whoever wasted the time making these, jokes on you
Why the fuck would a midget like Ricochet win?
>Ricochet on the mic
>this scripting so far
Go away heat
No
HAHAHA GOOD ONE RICOCHET
Tag match main event with these guys, heels winlol
So where is RAW tonight? The crowd is pretty full and they're nice and loud. I'm assuming it's a major city.
RIP the vanillest midget of them all
>mouthfor*
Poor little black boy.
Fuck you.
And that's a good thing
he's the man gravity forgot
Kek. Ricochet is worse than Corbin on the mic.
No he doesn't. Not even close.
He actually has gotten so much better as a heel.
Lol Drew
Ricochet getting mogged
based Drew putting the manlet in his place
I hate these kinds of promos. It's so corny and shitty
RICOSHIT BTFO
Incoming tag match
>grown ups
MANLETCHET BTFO
lexington kentucky
How the hell is Corbin so based??
She would
So carters new shit skin IQ mental illness Is he stalks white posters in /fit/ /CBT/ who he is jealous of and does his reply 20 times talking shit gimmick..
Carter, why do you live like this. you are on reddit doing this, you are on like 5 different boards here doing your gimmick.
What the fuck happened to you.
MANLETS BTFO
BASED DREW DABBING ON THE MANLET
This is dreadful
for some reason the thumbnail made me think of a woman w/ an open button up shirt grabbing her tits.
when will ricochetlets ever learn
In a year or two cuckolds are going to ask Vince to give Ricochet the WWE championship because he's black
wow this writing is really fucking bad tonight. Holy shit
he's turning into the most based heel currently
This is right out of 2018 except Ricochet is playing the role of Finn Balor
TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA
How predictable
OH SHIT A TAG TEAM MATCH
>a tag match of all the opponents
CHRIST.
Can it actually get any worse?
Seek sunlight
how about that tragedy in san diego
>MISTER MONSTER IN THE BANK
AIUFNAISUFBN KAJBNFDK JACRINE DING-DONG DIDDLY CRINGE
OH GOD THEY DID IT AGAIN
>two hours 50 minutes remaining
Why do Corbin and McIntyre hate eachother now?
>a little preview
So Braun will help rick in the match?
Based Big Corbs and The Sexcellence of Sexecution Burying Ricochetty
10 minutes into a match is a better start than a 20 minute Trips promo
GEE WHIZ NEVER EXPECTED ANOTHER BORING HODGEPODGE TAG TEAM MAIN EVENT
*clicks* I'm going back to MK11 enjoy your mediocrity
I'm only watching for Bray.
What did she mean by this?
kek you literally couldnt even see ricochet beside braun so they switched cameras
haha opponents having a tag team match ha ha lol heheh
> shut up!
> you shut up!
> no you shut up!
Shakespearean
How can stupid fucking Edrones take Strowman seriously after his Beastie Boy segment and getting a title shot opportunity taken away from him?
Is it me or does braun get the end of his last word cut off every time he talks on the mic?
she's looking to marry a saudi prince
He fucking said in the promo you mongolid
That banter was some of the worst i've heard it was almost insulting. They should just have single person promos like they used too, just a guy and a camera and maybe an interviewer.
>5'11 vs the 6'0
Vince is just fucking with triple nose now
>AND AFTER I BECOME MR. MONSTER IN THE BANK, YOU'RE ALL GONNA GET.THESE HANDS xD
based user tossing raw into the garbage bin where it belongs
BASED CHRISLEYS
wwe writers are bad at dialogue. but what's new
fmk?
Corbin and McIntyre were fine.
oh god when drew started talking about like "YOU STOLE MY TITLE" or whatever and he said "THE POWER WILL BE IN MY HANDS" like oh man, I wonder if the writers ever watch this and cringe.
It's so rare I can't even post it for fear of devaluing it.
in that order
I was excited for a new Mortal Kombat
not that i'd buy it, but that it's still a thing.
then it turned into another sjw vs antisjw fest over nog and female representation
fucking everything REEEEEEE
Drew was fucking cringe and you know it.
marry and fuck kairi
kill the other two
What is Ricochets gimmick?
>cesaro, cedric, and the womens tag champs on main event already
JUST
the camera is even worse than usual tonight
Can we take a moment to appreciate Corbin's look and current momentum?
Good for him
fuck off sjw, your kind is end your lives.
correct
im a genius
in that order
Braun looks like he has the fucking flu
Yeah it was called wrestlemania yah moron
he's short
MKF
He put effort into what was given to him.
anyone got the stream link
I DON'T WANT THIS FLIPPY MANLET RUINING MY WWE.
>then it turned into another sjw vs antisjw fest over nog and female representation
Yet here you are in the Raw thread.
Vince doesn't do gimmicks anymore
>make our based aussie shitposters lose every single match on raw and smackdown
>let them win on main event as consolation
Corbin's such a good heel, people stop watching the show because of him. It's actually pretty based.
Foxy and Tamina vs Billie and Peyton sounds like Botchamania incarnate
Why didn't they mention who the people were that have won two Money in the Bank matches?
Why didn't EC3 come out?
i hate when they make him do the cringy ppv namedrops and the like, it always ruins what's usually a semi-decent promo
Looks like granny gonna get culturally enriched..
Based sleuth user keeping tabs on deanmark
be nice to Foxy
if bliss doesn't announce herself for the money in the bank match I'm joining the "her brain is jello" club bros
there aren't just the jump cuts tonight they ARE MOVING THE CAMERA ALL AROUND
I feel like I'm on a boat
>another bliss segment with the womens mitb later
if that turns into a tag team match too...
Why aren’t they mentioning Braun’s MITB win? Is it cause they know they absolutely fucking ruined it?
Failing to cash-in should veto you from being in a MITB match ever again.
Chase Chrisley is gonna end up on some gay producer's casting couch to become a B movie star, I guarantee it
I don't think she's going to be in it because they probably want to have a proper feud with her and Becky in the future.
they said one of them was edge
100% ..there is literally no reason for her not to be in it unless she's now semi-retired
they did tho
They mentioned it during his intro.
idk the crowds look different for some reason, like...I guess I never noticed all the fat dudes with glasses before.
Based Chrisley
But what about the other one?
>le wacky cam
>2 hrs and 40 mins left
man renee contributes zero to commentary
fair enough, you're right. I suspended my disbelief too much and forgot they don't do their own monologues any more. Overscripting really killed wrestling.
do you think the jews let him take a turn on his daughter
>5 state farm awards up a dudes ass
>buy our car insurance
She's a notoriously fragile wrestler and it's a fucking ladder match. It would make sense to hold her out and just give her a singles match or something.
Only gay men care about rehydrating their skin with body wash
Semi-retired people don't work house shows.
I actually kind of like this Money in the Bank group because at least they will all be in one cluster fuck match instead of spread out among the others.
i dont feel like watching 3 hours of this tonight bros
Why is he putting awards up his ass
is the Smackdown side of the mitb match being announced tonight or tomorrow
>Woah!
>OH MY GOD
Happy now?
tomorrow
tv says shove things up your butt, goy
holy claymore
>look at all the cool stuff that happened during the commercials
based dry-skin user
Lol drew wtf
Did Drew hurt himself on that Claymore?
what am I doing
the spots are scripted so how the fuck do they still botch the camera work
3 of these guys lost last week and are rewarded with a spot in mitb. what's the point of caring about matches anymore
the spots are not really scripted, like some spots are set up but most of the match is free form and communication
if she can't even be in a ladder or any hardcore match anymore then she's not really fit to be a regular roster member
you are not supposed to care about most non ppv matches
always remember
isn't it better to have all the shitter anti-draws in one match so the actually good wrestlers can get matches with other good wrestlers?
If she's cleared to wrestle I'm sure she can, I'm just not sure WWE knows what they want to do with her right now. They don't even seem to know whether she should be heel or face anymore.
>that silence
Based Corbin, based match for wwe
Ricochets theme is pretty bases..
Jesus this crowd is fucking full of marks. I can't imagine how annoying they are live.
Vince needed an ottoman for his couch
did he ad lib a SSP because he was too far away?
Seethe
>vince giving them the r-truth gimmick
Usos reduced to shuckin and jivin gimmick
>2019
>Shucking
>Jiving
what
the nxt shitters have great themes and entrances but that's it
see also:
Robert Roode
Alistair Black
Finn Balor
What the fuck is this from the Usos
So now the Usos sing there own song. Fuck
Bruh come on Vince
what the fuck was that
fatal four way
dancing niggers never get old
crowd is so dead
another tag team match?
So that's what happens during a commercial break, the guys stand around singing their theme
One of them is coming out as gay.
agreed
lol what was that shit
I think there's more commercials on RAW so they gotta do this shit because they know a commercial is coming up and they gotta hype the crowd up until the ads are done.
They look so weird without belts
So Smackdown is no longer "Smackdown Live"?
not belts, championships
Vince's autism coming to the foray. Yet again.
>wrestler is cool
>Vince gives him a shtick that thinks will make him cooler
>turns him into a geek
every. fucking. time.
the good jobbers
Good Brothers getting a match to convince them not to quit
Kek these niggas were barely on smackdown
>Good Bros
>getting air time
is this real life?
Raw is just an infomercial with wrestling commercials inbetween.
...
based ashy larry
i feel like the shows are only 3 hours becuase they can squeeze more ads in that way. Monday is probably the biggest television night or something for cable
Bullet Bob didn't teach him that bullshit.
Considering Road Dogg was the worst Armstrong in the ring, he didn't teach him much of anything.
It's the only time Randy Orton has energy.
Gonna talk about Naomi's secret penis
If y'all don't sit y'all monkey ass down..