How close have you ever gotten to a female wrestler?

mommy

Stood near Charlotte Flair at a college football game

Victoria gave me a high five once for saying she was my favorite wrestler of all time while waiting in line for PWG. I had no idea who she actually was

I've probably watched too much porno in my lifetime, but I was full sure she was gonna jump this dude's bones by the end of this shoot interview.
She was thirsty af and lookin GOODT as hell here. Peak cougar.

nah she even says hes cute in like the first 2 mins of the interview.

cringe or based?

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Based.

Imma go fap to some vintage porn brb

I got to hug LuFisto at a show during intermission. Her tits are so soft lads

kek

I hope ol Sean got himself a piece of that after they finished filming.

I’ve literally touched Sasha’s waist/hips at a meet and greet

I straight up fucked Ashley. She worked as an escort in Seattle, 700 bucks. Say what you want about no whore being worth 700, but it felt good to bang a girl I had jerked off to years before.

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Arabelle Raphael is worth the 800 I spend every 6 months when she tours my city. Sucks dick like a champ

what year?
based but shes a coalburner

shes so nasty and hot

Watched the first and second nxt shows with Victoria when she had a restaurant in the city. She was really nice and had interesting things to say about the matches.
Also Paiges mom spit at me at an aaw show

I've wrestled one.

I hugged Bayley as she was coming back up the entrance way at an NXT house show after a match, before her call up. I've never felt smoother skin in my life and I've actually had sex a couple times

>I've actually had sex a couple times
cringe

That you haven't? I know, I'd cringe too

I actually fucked one way way back. Like idk, maybe 25 years ago give or take. We even did it in public and she moaned like a real bitch. Real deep voice though, and real tall now that I think about it. After we were done her friend picked her up (I think his name was like Josh or Todd Paul, idk) and they were saying some really disgusting things. Paul called her a faggot, then she acted like I raped her! What a bitch! Then Paul kept saying faggot this, faggot that. He called her a "nigger dick shitter". WTF? Anyway, she was pretty tight. Made her call me Daddy. Shit was cash.

cringe

>he fucked Orlando Jordan
wew lad

kys

PMSL

I have shook hands with Peyton Royce when she used to train in Sydney.

Layla signed my shirt once and as she leant over i got a nice view of them titties

Based

I have hugged Paige and put my arm around Alexa Bliss when getting a picture with her AMA

Had a seat on the entrance ramp for a TNA show. First U.K. tour with Hogan. Mickie James jumps on my barrier and leans on to me. MUH DICK!! I’ll never be so close to a woman as attractive again.

how did paige smell

I could only really smell her hair product, so I'd have to say she smelled like hair product.

I fucked Mickie James right before she got into wrestling. She had lost a bunch of weight or something and wasn't exactly hard to coerce.

Coco butter and cigarettes

kek

Can't believe they still put Ivory in the HOF after this, HHH mustn't have enough stooges online.

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All of these but the last one happened at the same NXT house show
>Post match high five from Ember Moon
>Post match high five from Asuka, and touched her sweaty arm
>High five from Aliyah during her entrance
>Liv Morgan stood outside near me during Aliyah’s entrance and smelled like strawberry scented perfume and is stunningly beautiful up close
>Some drunk guy kept chanting show your tits during the Aaliyah/Liv match and he got escorted out by security
>When I was like 11 or 12 Torrie Wilson was at some charity event I went to and she hugged me and I got a boner and I’m pretty sure she noticed and it was really embarrassing
Also, Asuka was really nice. She made sure to go around to every single person in the front row and took pictures with anyone that wanted one. I remember she talked to and took a selfie with this one little girl near the entrance ramp for at least a full minute after the match and even let her hold the NXT women’s championship.

I triyed to hug Bayley but she hugged a little girl instead.

What a cunt. Hope you threw out all your XXXXL hugger shirts and all your headbands

Self-loathing projecting faggot

I got a highfive from Dakota Kai because I was wearing her shirt.

Got my photo taken with The Beautiful People at a tna house show in 2010. You know... before they became super ugly

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Talked to Maryse and the bellas for awhile at a comic con cause one of them brought their dog and my friends kids were playing with it.

No woman can resist Big Shoot Sean.

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I have legit felt Mickie James's titty. AMA.

yikes

I've had my black cock in a drunk Asuka's pussy

>Asuka being able to hold a conversation for longer than 10 seconds

Fake and gay

I’d still bang A Love now. She looks worn out and that does it for me

gross

I envy you bro

They probably put her in just to buy her silence. Same with Torrie.

bruh
look at this DUDE

velvets still got it brother

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Honky Tonk has talked a lot of shit too. Wouldn't surprise me if Cornette gets in.

I'm into Avril Lavigne from the mid 2000s (shout out to my skatechad's) and bimbos so Ashley is best.

Was this in New Orleans?

Fucking Chad!

I met her at a signing and told her she looked great in those jeans after holding her hip.

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This one never fails to make me cringe.

based

Asuka did the same to me back in 2016.

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Based Tyrone. You should have made a move.

B B C

B

C

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I'm a Pasty Irish Guy, I don't get the Asuka-black guys meme, she's not Kevin Nash.

Nevermind.

>I don't get the Asuka-black guys meme
Go back tourist

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She can Kentucky fry my cock any day.

Only difference between Asuka and Nash is that it’s consensual when she takes BBC

>meme
It’s right there bro Totally serious

Cool to know you post here, fella

>tfw the aspie is more of a chad than you'll ever be

I've touched Victoria. And made drunken inappropriate comments to an underage Paige.

I met Chyna once way back when she was the Intercontinental Champion at a signing when I was like 12 or 13. I know, I'm old. I asked her if I could "feel her muscles." She laughed and said sure so she flexed her arm and let me squeeze it. I instantly got hard and tried to readjust myself to hide my erection. She looked down though in time to see it and let out a laugh. She signed the photo and I thanked her. Since then I've had a fetish for fit women.

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in Xia Brooksides shorts. because I bought them.

I've shaken hands with more joshis than you've ever even heard of

Some wannabe wrestler worked as an escort and I fucked her
Barely counts I suppose

>tags: milf, mature, virginity, vaginal, nakadeshi, impregnation

Becky Lynch crashed into the baricades right next to me at TLC

worked
and the smell?

Based

Did she leave her shirt on so you didn't see her hideous sagging grandma titties like she does in her videos?

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The Gallows and Anderson backstage with Honky at the HoF story is GOAT

>sells the kiss
Nikki Bella truly is the best female wrestler in the world

The Four Hoursefaces would have darted backstage to file rape charges and cry in the shower until they get a main event push.

I've seen this exact post before.

I bet she scrubbed her cheek with a brillo pad and turpentine after that.

Just imagine having your way with her

I saw Carmella at a pet store a few months ago. I didn't recognize her at first but got closer and saw it was her. Nothing else happened. She didn't have any noteworthy smell.

3/10 pits. Wh*te women age like milk.

crinfe

Cope harder wh*tey

Just imagine her having HER WAY with you.

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Nah, I prefer my way better.

>its coming out of your check mark

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Cringe

Nia's expression is gold kek

Banged all of them mate.

Was on a flight with Christy Hemme a while back. Nothing that notable.

I've high fived Nikki Bella over our love of the red hot Chili peppers at a comic con.

How much did she charge you after?

Only based thing bagley has ever done.

I fucked lita backstage at a rock festival in 2003

I’ve been next to becko

Pretty close

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Lita and the hardy boyz ran past me at a raw taping like literally maybe 5 ft from me. My 14yr old self lost his mind.

More divas should do this. Thats really fucking cool of her. God knows thats the closest he will ever be to a living breathing woman thats not related to him.

Really close

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Used to be a semi-regular at Victoria's restaurant. Cool lady.

Same as everyone else in line.

Were you the hot dog vendor

>tfw you no longer have to imagine the smell

went to the same high school the iconics did, although I was still several years above the oldest so I didn't have had a clue or had sex. I did gain height and occasionally hit the showers.

kek what a bitch

My dad knew Mickie James. He told me he went to school with her and was really good friends with her until after graduating high school where they lost communication. I was probably 9 or 10 at the time when he took me a Raw liveshow, and after the show on our way back to the car we turned a corner and there was Mickie James. She was still in her ring gear and she was eating a hot dog casually. My dad pushed me forward and said "Look user, it's Mickie James!". I was frozen in shock and didn't say anything. She said hi to me cheerfully but still I said nothing. My dad said I was just shy and started speaking with her casually for a few minutes. After that he told me to say bye to her and I did, and she called me adorable. She was really nice in person as far as I can remember.

Not gonna lie, after seeing that shoot, I'd bang Kong just for the experience and the story. I bet it'd be fun as hell.

Gotta admire her for actually playing it up.

What a trooper selling the kiss like that.

Kong is absolutely based. She actually loves wrestling, she's a great person and her monster heel work somehow manages to make Nia look even shittier. I'm really happy for her success on that GLOW show.

Bros remember when Layla did the gimmick where she’d let a little boy kiss her on the cheek during her entrance.
Mmmm so many shota fantasies gonna ding-dong diddly BUST

>Hellboy
>Grows up
>Not Hellman
What the fuck, lads?

Did he pull her in with pure tard strength or did she go in not expecting him to kiss her that hard for that long

I watched Torrie Wilson do a full workout at a local gym ~15 years ago. Couldn't stop staring.

that faggot in the black hat telling him not to do it. what a fag.

jesus. her, amarna, ashley adams (the good one, not the fuckwit who stole her name) and proxy paige would be my porn star hitlist. Unfortunately no-one comes to Australia and even if they did a "holiday" tour the Customs/border people would probably kick them out if they so much as hinted they were going to put in work. have fucked a couple of aussie chicks who did those girls out west vids.

What does it say about you that your hitlist is the three most disgusting rancid disease dumps in the entire industry? And that industry is the paying for sex industry ffs.