SIX million people in SIX years, bodies supposedly on the line every single day? You say i'm a coward Daniel? I looked at the numbers daniel! They don't make sense! They never found massgraves big enough to fit the narrative Daniel! You don't like that the red cross estimates came nowhere near close to even 2 million? Well why don't you quit, huh? Go back to Plebbit with your moderators and vote manipulation! I get kicked out of the locker room for stating that zyklon b was a pesticide? I've earned the right to say that Daniel! I paid my dues and read my solzhenitsyn! I'm the only guy in this business, day in and day out, who's got the courage to talk about the wooden doors in those fake bomb-shelters and it was all because of a tyhphus epidemic! I even mention the Haavara agreement and how they declared war on the German people in 1933! No one even dared to discuss those pre-war wwii newspapers talking about the 6 million, before I did! But you call me the coward?
Fuck you Daniel!
*Daniel runs away in tears*
The miz's never-ending international socialist world tour continues as i prove to you that i'm right!
*drops mic*
SIX million people in SIX years, bodies supposedly on the line every single day? You say i'm a coward Daniel...
SO I'M SITTIN THERE READIN THE NEWS
>WHAT?!
WASHINGTON TIMES
>WHAT?!
NEW YORK TIMES
>WHAT?!
NEW YORK POST
>WHAT?!
USA TODAY
>WHAT?!
HUFFINGTON POST
>WHAT?!
AND THEY ALL GOT THE SAME NARRATIVE
>WHAT?!
THE SAME STORY
>WHAT?!
EVERYWHERE YA CHECK
>WHAT?!
THEY TALK ABOUT THE SIX MILLION
>WHAT?!
AND I SAYS TO MYSELF STEVE
>WHAT?!
SIX MILLION
>WHAT?!
I SAID SIX MILLION
>WHAT?!
SIX MILLION, NOW THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT
>WHAT?!
THE LOGISTICS
>WHAT?!
THE DEATHTOLL PER DAY
>WHAT?!
THE TIME TO CREMATE THOSE BODIES
>WHAT?!
IT DON'T ADD UP
>WHAT?!
IT GOT THE OL' NOGGIN' JOGGIN
>WHAT?!
THE ALMONDS ACTIVATIN'
>WHAT?!
THE PISTACHIOS PERCALATIN'
>WHAT?!
SO I ASKS MYSELF TRULY
>WHAT?!
STEVE
>WHAT?!
I SAID STEVE
>WHAT?!
HOW IN THE HELL IS THE HOLOCAUST REAL
>WHAT?!
AND I REALIZE IT'S A LIE
>WHAT?!
A FIB
>WHAT?!
AND A HALF-TRUTH USED TO MANIPULATE EMOTIONS AND JUSTIFY THE NATION OF ISRAEL
>WHAT?!
SO OLD STONE COLD IS PUTTIN' OUT A MESSAGE
>WHAT?!
MOSSAD
>WHAT?!
NEXT TIME STONE COLD LAYS HIS EYES ON ONE OF YOU
>WHAT?!
WITH YOUR BIG NOSES
>WHAT?!
AND YOU'RE BEADY LITTLE EYES
>WHAT?!
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
>WHAT?!
'CAUSE I'M STOP A MUDHOLE
>WHAT?!
AND HIT YOU WITH THE OL' STONE COLD STUNNER
>WHAT?!
TWO STUNNER
>WHAT?!
THREE STUNNER
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS
>WHAT?!
THAT THE HOLOCAUST, IS A HOLOHOAX
>WHAT?!
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
YOU SAY THAT THE ROCK CAN'T HANDLE IT, THAT THE ROCK HASN'T BEEN TO THE KREMAS, THAT THE ROCK HASN'T SEEN AND ANALYZED THE TRACE ELEMENTS OF FERRIC-CYANIDE FROM THE KREMA WALLS AT THE ROCK'S LAB HIMSELF AND CONCLUDED THAT THERE IS NO WAY NEAR ENOUGH FOR IT TO DO A NUMBER ON ONE JABRONI, LET ALONE SIX MILLION. WELL THE ROCK HAS AN ANSWER FOR YOU, AND THAT'S TO TAKE YOUR SHRUNKEN HEADS, TAKE YOUR ROLLER COASTERS AND YOUR GRANDPA LAMPSHADES, TURN THEM SIDEWAYS, AND SHOVE THEM RIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASSES!
IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELELLELELELELELEELLELELEELL
WHAT THE ROCK..
IS COOKIN'
haha someone do a Cena promo
HOLY FUCKING BASED
>But I just can't do that to y'all...
>The truth is that my real name is Joe. And I've been a holocaust revisionist for 11 years.
Basedest thread on Yea Forums ding-dong diddly history brother -HH
People boo jews because first of all, jews suck...
*forgets lines*
Do a steiner one. You never do a good steiner one
Steiner's "the numbers don't lie" promo is absolutely perfect for this but you can't fuck it up and it needs to be masterful
Pls give us Cena or Punk or Heyman
And never stop
kek
SO I WAS LOOKIN' INTO SOVIET HISTORY THE OTHER DAY AFTER A COUPLE STEVEWEISERS
>WHAT
A SHOT OF WHISKEY
>WHAT
TWO MARGARITAS
>WHAT
AND A BLOODY MARY
>WHAT
I SAW THIS THING CALLED THE HOLODOMOR
>WHAT
NOW SOMETHIN' ABOUT THIS DON'T MAKE SENSE
>WHAT
12 MILLION UKRAINIANS STARVED TO DEATH?
>WHAT
IN A MAN-MADE FAMINE?
>WHAT
HOW ABOUT THE NATURAL DROUGHT THAT WIPED OUT TWENTY PERCENT OF THE HARVEST?
>WHAT
RUDIMENTARY AGRICULTURAL TECHNIQUES THAT RUINED THE SOIL
>WHAT
NATURAL DISASTERS THAT DISRUPTED CROP GROWTH
>WHAT
AND THEM RED SONS OF BITCHES STARTED RELIEF AND RATIONING EFFORTS RIGHT AWAY BUT THERE WEREN'T ENOUGH GRUB FOR EVERYONE
>WHAT
NOW WHY WOULD STALIN - HELL OF A WORKER, GOOD LOOKIN KID
>WHAT
PURPOSEFULLY MURDER MILLIONS OF HIS OWN WORK FORCE, INCLUDIN' MILLIONS OF NON-UKRANIAN CITIZENS?
>WHAT
USE YOUR NOGGIN
>WHAT
YOUR NOODLE
>WHAT
YOUR DOME
>WHAT
ISN'T IT MORE LIKELY
>WHAT
THAT AFTERSHOCK FROM LENINIST AGRICULTURE OF THE NEW ECONOMIC POLICY
>WHAT
AND NATURAL FAMINE
>WHAT
KILLED THEM UKRAINIANS
>WHAT
INSTEAD OF A PURPOSEFUL GENOCIDE THAT WOULD WIPE OUT NEEDED LABOR IN A DEVELOPING STATE
>WHAT
REMEMBER TO ALWAYS SIDE WITH LABOR
>WHAT
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LIIIIIINE
CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
*glass breaks*
YOU KNOW THEY SAY IN AUSCHWITZ UP TO 6000 PEOPLE WERE GASSED DAILY. BUT YOU LOOK AT GERMAN GAS CHAMBERS AND YOU LOOK AT AMERICAN GAS CHAMBERS AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GAS ANOTHER HUMAN YOU GOT A TINY AIRTIGHT CAPSULE THAT HAS TO BE SEALED SHUT! BUT GERMAN GASSING CHAMBERS WERE LARGE ROOMS WITH WOODEN DOORS, AND THEY WERE NOT NORMAL! SO IN A CHAMBER YOU CAN ONLY GAS ONE PERSON AT A TIME! AND THEN YOU ADD THE TIME IT TOOK TO GET THE BODIES CREMATED TO THE MIX, THE REAL NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO DIED DRASTIC GO DOWN!
SEE THE TIME IT TAKES TO GET A BODY CREMATED IS 6 HOURS. BUT HOLOCAUST DENIER FRED LEUCHTER THEORIZED THAT A CIVILIAN CREMATORIUM CAN CREMATE ONE BODY IN 1.25 HOURS, BUT THAT'S STILL ONLY 85,092 BODIES BURNED AT AUSCHWITZ, SO THEY'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY.
SO YOU TAKE YOUR JEWS THAT LIVED IN EUROPE BEFORE THE WAR, AND YOU GOT THE JEWS THAT LIVED IN EUROPE AFTER THE WAR. BUT THEN YOU TAKE THE JEWS THAT FLED TO AMERICA, IF WE WAS TO COUNT NEW YORK IMMIGRANTS IN THE LATE 40s. THERE'S BARELY ANY DIFFERENCE IN THE CENSUS! SENIOR JOE? THE NUMBERS DON'T ADD UP AND THEY SPELL HOLOHOAX AND NO TALMUDIC SACRIFICE!
Cringe.
based
This is not Adolf Hitler talking to Joseph Stalin, this is Adolf schicklgruber talking to Ioseb Besarionis dze Jughashvili.
YOU KNOW THEY SAY THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT THESE BEADY EYED SONS OF BITCHES AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE.
You see the fact of the matter quite frankly this Sunday in this very ring if that the holocaustaah didn't happenaah. In this business there's only one Game and his name is Adolf Hitleraah and you better believe that he's that damn good.
based as fuck