I debut tomorrow against Jay Lethal and David Mercury

I debut tomorrow against Jay Lethal and David Mercury
AMA

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No one cares

ITT: wrestlers you hope suffer a career-ending and potentially life threatening injury

How many hotdogs will you be paid

Yall are some hateful motherfuckers wow

holy seetholy

One, two if there are any left and everyone has already eaten. And a handshake maybe

ya worked

can I get the chic with the facepaints number? I want to eat her butthole while I jerk myself off

ITT: I accidentally take on a snowflake gimmick

are you the last match on the show?

Either the last or second to last. Theres another match being advertised as the main event but idk

No

fuck you then. I'm hosting an illegal stream just to spite ya!

But if you do that how will they fund the hotdogs I get paid in? Please be merciful

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what;s your gimmick

Why is the word for 'gallery' misspelled on Tampa Bay Pro Wrestling's website?

her butt is goin in my tummy. deal with it.

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Unfortunately I'm pretty generic right now because I'm literally greener than green, but in training we've always messed around with the idea of me being the leader of a faction called "The Six Shooter Gang" which is pretty cool cuz the whole thing is "you never know who's on the payroll" so anyone could turn at any time, my only fear is that it's so close to bullet club in name and concept.

so a ripoff of aces and eights

That too

Like I said, no real gimmick yet. Maybe I'll just be the living embodiment of Yea Forums

if you wanna be /midcardforlife/ the stable gimmick could be that you guys are a ripoff of bullet club, in that you try to do their spots but everyone laughs at you and you fail a lot

We could call ourselves the starter pistols cuz our spots are the equivalent of shooting blanks

too obvious

You answered everybody but you skipped my question about the spelling mistake. That's disrespectful and it hurts my feelings, not in a "I want to see another wrestler defeat you" way but in a "total disdain for your current patterns of behavior" way. Suffice it to say I am no fan of yours at this moment and I await your début in higher echelons of this sport, at which point you will have to exert a greater degree of effort than would otherwise have been necessary to impress me.

who the fuck is alex payne and why did he die

holy fucking pasta or reddit or both

He was a former student. Tampa bay pro is directly associated with jay lethals school so were having a mainly student show for him. all the money is going to his family for a funeral and memorial service. Not sure how he died

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you better be the guy with the mad scientist getup
cringe

He was having gay sex with your dad, then he fell off a balcony. Very tragic..:.many such cases

My sincerest apologies. I typed up the response but Yea Forums told me I couldn't reply as quickly as I did. In the 11 seconds I had to wait, I became distracted. This is entirely my fault and I take full responsibility for my actions. I only wish that you can forgive me and allow me in some way shape or form to make it up to you. (Also we're all horribly concussed and spelling doesnt come easily)

Oh, not Alex Payne, he was good friends with George Havoc and Peter Destruction

That's david mercury, an absolute fucking god of wrestling. He trained me with jay. I call him Papa Merc

>George Havoc and Peter Destruction
I know you're shooting but these sound like actual NXT UK names.

We have someone named dick danger on the roster too

you best be smashing the frizzy haired chick on the left

Alright, alright, we're even now IF you can tell us who has the greatest chin in pro wrestling without looking it up. Two guesses.

Tpbp

Ha ha, anons dad is a gay sexer

Because it reminds you of your forced femboi status?

Holy fucking dimes

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Poor Jay having to work this mudshow

he's ignoring you again. you should shoot on him while he's having his match tomorrow brother

That's his promotion, some of the people there are from his school

>I'm literally greener than green
>Either the last or second to last
>Against Silas Young and David Mercury
You're either eating the pin in the first 2 minutes or you are bullshitting.

This guy just by the photo is more interesting than anyone on NXT excluding Dream

I have no idea who he is but I will just say he's a German chemical specialist

It’s rare I look at one of these posters and think “there’s not one person I wouldn’t smack the shit out of easily”. This was that time. Frankly after I was done I’d go smack Alex Payne for making me deal with these shitters.