This is the voice of Vrillon, a representative of the Ashtar Galactic Command, speaking to you...

This is the voice of Vrillon, a representative of the Ashtar Galactic Command, speaking to you. For many years you have seen us as lights in the skies. We speak to you now in peace and wisdom as we have done to your brothers and sisters all over this, your planet Earth. We come to warn you of the destiny of your race and your world so that you may communicate to your fellow beings the course you must take to avoid the disaster which threatens your world, and the beings on our worlds around you. This is in order that you may share in the great awakening, as the planet passes into the New Age of Aquarius. The New Age can be a time of great peace and evolution for your race, but only if your rulers are made aware of the evil forces that can overshadow their judgments. Be still now and listen, for your chance may not come again. All your weapons of evil must be removed. The time for conflict is now past and the race of which you are a part may proceed to the higher stages of its evolution if you show yourselves worthy to do this. You have but a short time to learn to live together in peace and goodwill. Small groups all over the planet are learning this, and exist to pass on the light of the dawning New Age to you all.

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WHAT?

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You are free to accept or reject their teachings, but only those who learn to live in peace will pass to the higher realms of spiritual evolution. Hear now the voice of Vrillon, a representative of the Ashtar Galactic Command, speaking to you. Be aware also that there are many false prophets and guides at present operating on your world. They will suck your energy from you – the energy you call money and will put it to evil ends and give you worthless dross in return. Your inner divine self will protect you from this. You must learn to be sensitive to the voice within that can tell you what is truth, and what is confusion, chaos and untruth. Learn to listen to the voice of truth which is within you and you will lead yourselves onto the path of evolution. This is our message to our dear friends. We have watched you growing for many years as you too have watched our lights in your skies. You know now that we are here, and that there are more beings on and around your Earth than your scientists admit. We are deeply concerned about you and your path towards the light and will do all we can to help you. Have no fear, seek only to know yourselves, and live in harmony with the ways of your planet Earth. We of the Ashtar Galactic Command thank you for your attention. We are now leaving the planes of your existence. May you be blessed by the supreme love and truth of the cosmos.

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WHAT?

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AYYY LMAO

sorry,y'all going to do the job tonight

>space niggers

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fuck off spacenigger, boards full. go fuck with Yea Forums if you have to.

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ALLRIGHT BROTHER I HEAR YOUR MESSAGE BUT WERE GONNA HAVE TO CHANGE THE FINISH HERE, IF YOU THINK IM GONNA PUT THESE 25 INCH WEAPONS OF WAR AWAY YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMING JACK, YOU COME TO EARTH ILL GIVE YOU THE BIG BOOT FOLLOWED BY THE LEG DROP AND ILL HAVE ASHTAR PINNED FASTER THAN I CAN LATHER UP BROOKES LEGS

This, aliens think they slick telling us to get rid of all weapons so they can enslave us easily

This fucking zoomer just found out about an old ass broadcast.

I am not zoomer I am Vrillon a representative of the Ashtar Galactic Command, speaking to you.

You didn't draw yesterday, what makes you think you will draw something with the same shit today?, you ain't gonna make it up here with the wolves kid.

If ur really a representative of the AGC then why didn't ya relay the message thru the self replicating nanomachines?

What is /x/ nutjob doing here?

"yo vrillion, what the fucks up with all the anal probing stuff"

*crowd bursts into laughter and starts chanting YOU STILL GOT IT

fpbp

The Justice League cartoon started with nuclear disarmament. Fuck you ayys I'm on to you.

I am Vrillon

>All your weapons of evil must be removed
mfw Ayyyliens are just space jews

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Kek

>IF YOU THINK IM GONNA PUT THESE 25 INCH WEAPONS OF WAR AWAY YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMING JACK

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No shit right? I fucked busted up,well played ya Jabroni Fpbp havin candyass son of a bitch

What did he mean by this?

>yfw Jews are instead Earth's Ayyliens

Damn, this homie kinda hot

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Yo ya ding-dong diddly dealin wit tha /x/ factor

Thats not gonna work for me

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Basesding-dong diddly

>Vrillon was gang raped by a bunch of weebs in the Spring of 2019

Yikes

Holy shit a debut promo... alien gimmick? nice

looks like a shitty late WCW promo script

So no one gonna talk about this webm huh

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Stone Mountain Laser light Show

Bases.

Liar

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Bases

Kek

Kevin Nash was probed in the summer of '92