book his return
Book his return
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He probably already came back but no one gave fuck he ended up homeless and died.
smites all the heathens and goes over everybody
>WW3
>Death everywhere
*glass shatters*
>I-IS IT, CAN IT BE?
>IT IS, IT'S JESUS CHRIST
>Kills every single faithless fool, wants people to repent, sends every liar and most atheists to hell.
>sends those who truly love and believe to Heaven
>Forgives all who've sinned, and forgives most atheists, they finally seen the light.
>goes over clean Satan and Satan is buried into oblivion
> and forgives most atheists, they finally seen the light.
Oh no no no no you faithless fool. You wish
Based and Rapturedpilled
Based Jesus Tag Teamin with AJ to fuck nig... what?
Get right little dude.HH
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Based Big Revelations John already spoiled the plans in the latest Observer
Bases and christpilled
>sends every liar and most atheists to hell
>forgives most atheists
um
Boy get right
So is this real or just fantasy booking?
Jobs to minorities in 3 seconds for allowing racists to do harm in his name.
Tortured for years for being complicit in the death of many POC in his name.
Comedy jobber gimmick after.
A complete gimmick change, instead of being a pussy hippie permavirgin, he comes as an anti hero alpha chad.
how do you become convinced that christianity is the “real” religion and the others are wrong? i ask out of genuine curiosity. like how do you get to the point where you know for sure?
What if all religions are right they just interpret the creation of earth different
>christcucks
Y'all ding-dong diddly need to stop being edgy by being counter culture and stop pretending to be adopting boomer religions
t. Luciferian Chad
that’s pretty much what i’ve always figured but they all bury those of other faiths, brother
The bible says so, also only my version of the bible and my flavor of christianism are the real ones.
>sends most atheists to hell
>forgives most atheists
what a spiteful prick!
Of course people are stupid
WELL, YA SEE, SINNERS LIKE YOU, DON'T GET TO ASCEND TO HEAVEN
IMAGINE HOW MUCH YOU WEIGH
>>I-IS IT, CAN IT BE?
>>IT IS, IT'S JESUS CHRIST
based
Holy Shit this motherfucker can cut a promo!
When is Vince hiring him?
I worded it wrong, but I was too busy booking this tough SOB return to go over Lucifer! It's a tough job.