To make sure my man was right this week I put him to the test. I had Paul Bearer call out to California San Fernando Valley to some local associates of ours at the local 81. Paul said "we're gunna need two bikes for a ride into the desert." The guy said "Brother Paul Now we know The Dead Man can handle it but I don't know about the Big Show it's August it's 120 degrees in the middle of Death Valley." He says "the only thing that survives in Death Valley are the cold blooded. The snakes and the lizards." Paul said "that's alright and in one of those bikes that you're setting up for us I want The Big Show to only have enough gas to get to the middle of the desert and not get back." So we're on our way we get to the middle of Death Valley 120 degrees The Big Shows bike runs out of gas and I pull up next to him and I ask him this question: "It's 120 degrees how are you gunna survive?" He looks me straight in the eye without hesitation he says "I'm gunna wait for you to go to sleep, I'm gunna stab you in the back, I'm gunna cut your flesh off, make a coat out of it, and I will eat your flesh until I find food. I said "good answer big man but I don't sleep and I drove off and left him." I waited on the outskirts of the dessert he comes out wearing a snake neck tie and lizard boots carrying his Harley Davidson on his shoulder.
To make sure my man was right this week I put him to the test...
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Undercarder is cringe
You've done it now
The point of the story is this: What used to be known as Summerslam will now be known as Armageddon and whoever shows up will be hurt
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Mmmm you thought I was finished with you? Time for you take your last ride...... bitch
Jericho called this promo boring and got shit for it. he was right
I'm sorry Taker please spare my life, I offer to take 50 pure strikes as payment instead
Can someone post link of this promo
mmmmmm wrestlers court bring a bottle of jack or im bringing the pure strikes
Okay on my way, bringing some hells angels with me too
fucking filename got me hard
mmmmmmm
Link to the vid with the mmmmmm? Can't find it
Why didn’t big show just punch that cringey bitch MARK in his faggot face and drive off on HIS bike?
Mmmmmmmmmm badass
mmmmmmm i feel badass as fuck after watching this
mmmmmmmmmmm
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topkek
I don't get it.
sneed
I still love undertaker and you faggots can't stop me
*revs motorcycle menacingly*
mmmmmmmm
Holy ding-dong diddly BASES
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