Draws at the zoo

most feds i've seen don't even book fish anymore
gills don't pay bills

People want larger than life animals, not indy animals working for kibbles and bits and a pat on the head

Aquariums are indies bro, they'll never get over in the big league zoos

Crocodiles always draw my dimes ya window licker.

lions are a proof of the business being about looks, they couldnt beat an ass or a zebra in a shoot 1vs1 but still draw way more than tigers who are the top shooters in the business
i wouldnt call crocodiles low carders though, they are legit fuckers who have their place gate keeping for the main eventers

Are zebras anything special? Never seen them live

aquariums are on the rise m8, its places like seaworld that are losing dimes

>shoots on fans in the river boat seats
what the FUCK is his problem?

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You are forgetting the aussie tag champs the koala and the kangaroo

Based pablo escobar ghost. youtu.be/TCVHBgtV6uI

>biggest brapchad of the whole fed
Hippo can do what he wants man.

youtube.com/watch?v=PSKQ3ZNQ_O8

"Yeah, I dunno, bro. Those lions always seemed like they were pretty gay to me."

-Kevin Nash

I'm sick of these anti-draw midget meerkats shitting up the card. They got a lot of buzz on the indies a few years back and eveyone likes Timon but they just don't draw goddamnit.

monkeys are undercard gimmick wrestlers

Zoo vs. Aquarium Weekend Wars, who do you mark for?

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flippy shit doesn't draw

What about spiders?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL

WELL ITS AN ELEPHAANT

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they're on 205 live

anti-draws
go away heat

Bullshit and you know it.
Gorillas and Chimps draw because they have the coolest enclosures and do based shit like react to magic tricks and pretend to be human.
Monkey’s pretending to be human is literally the biggest draw in the business and you can’t tell me otherwise

How did we go from this....

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wolfnig is the biggest draw at newcastle zoo.

.....to this

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I remember it was a big deal years ago when seals were at the zoo and at the aquarium on the same weekend.

Based seals working the promoters and jumping ship.

Birds are the absolute jobbers of the zoo. At the zoo here, if you want to get a job, they start you working on the bird exhibits (because they’re obviously the shttiest draw) to prove you have the heart for the biz

the rick rude of the animal world

This. Unless they're a freak like flamingos or peacocks who gives a shit

>no mention of goats and llamas
they have the workrate and draw the kids, give them the tag team belts

>Crocs
>Anything but top draw in EVERY territory
What the fuck are you doing user
Croc could conceivably outdraw Lion with the right booking

Crocs never drew, they worked with the guy who drew

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>lions
>not using big dimes tiger as the OP
Lionettys have lost almost every match against tigers, how are they still in the main event scene?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_versus_lion

>inb4 house shows
>inb4 dark matches

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crocs and gators have gotten a 30 year push and still haven't drawn

Aquarium because you get touch the stingrays.

AHEM AHEM... FUCJ tigers, lions and all other manlet little bitch animals we GRIZZLY WORLD ORDER NOW
>highest powerlevel
>black bears cant touch him
>tigers cant touch him
>cant fuck anything it wants
Take the Grizzpill fags.

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>Wolves
>Midcard

The Zoo Promotion has gone to shit.

because it's a work you mark
it doens't matter who wins in a shoot, it's who draws dimes

Gorillas are the fucking Cena, Hogan, Austin, Rock.

little monkeys = midcard
chimps, gorillas, orangutans = main event

Ok wolfcuck

Nah, those dyels are only there to get fed to the main eventers. They're usually dead on arrival.

>has never been to the zoo
The Petting Zoo always draws underage dimes

>he hasn't made the switch to safaris
Imagine being this much of a zoo-drone

Why do they always gotta go over. I always have to job to them

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Monkeys are top tier comedy with spoiler potential
basically Yano of the zoo

omaha.com/living/zoo/for-zoos-pandas-are-about-prestige-not-profit/article_db49f20f-ad08-5adf-be9c-af149bb19781.html
>“Pandas have been a cost, not a revenue source,” said Christina Simmons, public relations manager for the San Diego Zoo, which is one of four U.S. zoos with pandas. “Our attendance has been the same from before and after we got pandas.”
OH NO NO NO NO

What’s the ceiling on my guy, Alpaca?

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Arachnids and reptiles are the DX of animals, cool and badass when you're a kid but cringe and boring when you grow up.

these cunts. almost the entire week just before I go to bed, literally ONE shows up. I keep killing it eventually. One fucking cunt kept me up all night on Tuesday. I have no idea where they are coming from and why only one shows up.

>the booker blames the workers not the booking
big shocker
literally the Santino Marella of animals

Solid draw if the promotion lets the fans feed them

>it's an Yea Forumsan/ thread
Sweet, what's the sealing on my guys leopards?

crocs and gorrilas are dime drawers. no one gives a fuck about giraffe. biggest jobbers are shit that i can see outside my house like raccoon or deer

>zooetty
Make the switch

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bingo hall shitters. those things are at the pet store

they are losing all their top draws as many places are making it illegal to have orcas. Aquariums are like the WCW in their final years

show me a crowd like this at a zoo

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Aside from the GOTTA GO FAST gimmick they're always gonna get outdrawn by based lions and tigers.

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Elephant is biggest draw. You're not a zoo unless you have a few of them hosses drawing dimes to your territory

elephants are only a draw at the circus

>Aside from the GOTTA GO FAST gimmick
user, you're thinking of Cheetahs.

I realized that about a minute after I posted it. Leopards really do have zero drawing power.

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Polar bears are absolutely main event tier. They're about the only draw in the Anchorage Zoo, which people will fly from Australia to see. And then jump the rail to pose for pictures up against the enclosure and end up in the hospital. Goddamn retarded tourists.

>Implying lions have a better look than tigers

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You can't fucking draw when you blend in with the dirt. You gotta stand out in order to draw.

love when fans hit the ring

Male lions have the best hair in the business

But tigers have the entire package. Size, face, pattern for the entire look, everything. Lions make for a great stable, in looks and workrate, but tigers are the ultimate singles star. With the POSSIBLE exception of bears. But a bear's look in generally a bit of a niche appeal. Consummate workers though.

GOAT comedy workers

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>20 hours of rest holds per match
fuck off

What is the Koala's purpose? Has any Aussie ever drawn?

>Lionettys have lost almost every match against tigers
bullshit they have, alpha-male tigers cannot grab on the alpha-male lions throat because of their mane, they're literally genetically superior

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This is my problem with tigers, they've got one move and when they can't pull it off they lose the plot! Lions have much better looking offense, especially when they work tag matches.

kangaroos draw

solid midcard workhorse

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>Gorillas like you, don't get to be in the main event

Do Tasmanian Devils draw?

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Flamingos aren't even midcard. Shit work rate and a mediocre look to top it off.

It's just SJW bullshit trying to make faggots look like draws.

Whale is the most over star in the world

>pandas are literal anti-draws

that fat motherfucker never drew a dime
he rides on the coat tales of dolphin and the territories top heel, shark

peacocks are such jobbers at my zoo that they don't even have a pen, they just roam around. absolutely embarrassing

Is he the greatest manager of all time? He did all the talking for the jobbers that had no mic skills and made them look like absolute stars all while elevating himself too. Shame that stingray had to shoot on him. Rip

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>happy pride

OH NO NO NO NO NO!