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Jose Sullivan
Xavier Morales
>buries the manlet shitters in your path
Owen Barnes
Caesar Augustus was raped in the ass by a big gallic cock in the summer of 29BC.
Joshua Davis
roman bitches belong to Big Thracian Cock
Julian Myers
>Nubians
Xavier Edwards
Richard of Flair hast just won his 3rd world title
Isaiah Cook
Kevinuus Nashius was sodomized by 3 nubian slaves in the summer of 92 BC
Thomas James
Name a bigger draw
Isaac Rogers
>HAAAAAAAAAAIL CAESAR EVERBODY, BRYAN OCTAVIVS, DAVE MAXIMVS HERE, GLADIATOR OBSERVER FORVM. IT IS APRILLIS XXVI, IN THE XIII YEAR OF AVGVSTVS. FIGVRE IV FORVM ACTA DIVRNA GLADIATOR OBSERVER ACTA DIVRNA. LOTS OF NEWS TO TALK ABOUT IN THE FORVM TODAY...
Kevin Reyes
>So Dave, tell me about what lead to the burial of Caesar, what happened? Guy looked destined for a huge push.
>Well uh, well y'know obviously plans changed. Things were looking good for him but I guess the Romans just didn't have faith in him.
>So they bury him in a what was it? 10? 20 on 1 handicap match? God that's just ridiculous booking, they made the poor guy look like an absolute dweeb.
>Well It wasn't supposed to go that way, Mark Antony was uh, he was meant to make the save but I guess they uh, put a stop to that.
>God, what a disaster.
>Yeah it was something.
Andrew Scott
>So David, tell us the latest about Orbis Palaestrica Oblectamentum
>So... yeah. Vincentius McMahonius has *shuffles pergamenus* some major heat in the senatus *tussis*
Caleb Wright
CARTHAGO DELENDA EST
Michael Allen
DINGVS DONGVS DIDDLIVS.
Dominic Bailey
He typed that out!
Ayden Jenkins
Based filterus executing you cleanly in front of thousands
Alexander Murphy
I heard Bixicles and Corius Gravacio arguing again this morning. They bring dishonor to this sacred board. I hope they both shoot suffer career ending and potentially life threatening injuries
Jacob Thompson
Post a better promo. protip: you fucking can't.
Jeremiah Foster
>pick this up in a thrift shop
>get home
>realise Mary Beard is the 'romans wuz black' chick
Anthony Rodriguez
Cato the Elder never drew a denarii
Jonathan Rogers
Pueri, post yfw the Christians do the job to a lion.
Ian Hernandez
>tfw the christians survived
Jaxson Brown
Wow you guys really get off on posting that pic huh why don't you posta picture of yourself David Bixenspan is a great part of this fandom and is a legitimate journalist covering our sport and probably one of the most important figures in wrestling outside of the wrestlers and promoters today so lay the fuck off
Lincoln Perry
Bixicles? He made the whole thing up
William Butler
bixelcios noodi
Oliver Powell
Rewrite this post like you are in ancient Rome, you vacca stulta
Michael Cruz
Hi David. Has Corey Graves decimated you on twitter today?
Colton Miller
Kevinus Nashus aestate IX rapta
Kevin Cox
Underrated
Nolan Brooks
>The biggest name
>the biggest draw
>every simp in the locker room had to gang up on him to finally get the pin on him
UTTER GOAT
Jackson Mitchell
>got the worst of wrestlecourt
Carson Williams
>gets literally buried by his own legionaries
Ian Barnes
smarks ruined the gladiator fights with their vanilla retiarii. only murmillones draw dinarii
Jacob Nelson
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Eli Barnes
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Cooper Phillips
>Et tu, Brute?
Name a better heel turn
Ethan Stewart
Finnus
Joseph Torres
dingus-dongum diddlici
Luis Collins
>forgets to bring a bottle of wine to wrestler's court
Mmmmmm that'll be 23 pure stabs
Joshua King
Was he a draw?