DEAN MALENKO QUITS WWE!!

>Sports Illustrated reports that Dean Malenko has left WWE. No further details have been provided as of yet. Pro Wrestling Sheet was able to confirm Malenko’s departure with their own sources as well, so Malenko really has left the company.

>Sports Illustrated also implied that Malenko would be a great help to AEW in a backstage role. So we will get to know in due time what Malenko does.

>WWE has yet to confirm Malenko’s departure from the company.

Vinces house of cards are in complete free fall and everyone is abandoning the sinking ship, its over e-drones.

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The man of a thousand nodimes

Good for him

They have like 100 agents.

Looks like aew rasslers need a pill dealer

Worked by DIME DRAWENKO

and the wrestling it's still sub par

Thanks, Vince!

ITS OVER!!!

The Radicalz always join the winning side, Vince is finished!

Can't wait for Dean to join AEW and teach them to wrestle in an even more boring style.

That's what happens when all of your agents were no dime undercard shitters.

Based Deano working the E-drones into a seething shoot.

Remember when Bret openly shitted on this guy for being a WWE agent? Said Dean Malenko knows nothing.

This vanilla midget never drew a dime.

at least he didn't get raped at gunpoint

lmao

Karl Gotch didn't care for Dean Malenko; who he had a hand in training. He thought Dean was too much of a proto-flippyshitter. He liked his brother Joe Malenko more. Also the Malenko bros had an adopted brother named Carl Greco who, in my humble opinion, was the greatest American shoot style pro-wrestler ever. He was insanely technical and fast on the ground. Surprised Gotch never said anything about him.

Malenko is super respected, they don't have 100 of those

He knew enough not to have his career ruined by Goldberg or get worked by a Vince shoot.

One of his best burials. Also buried "little Malenko" for being a weakling and a coward that couldn't lift him up and ended up hurting him and leaving the building without ever apologizing.

kek, what a bitch

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>Only one of the Radicalz is still alive (Saturn doesn't count since he keeps disappearing, so he could be dead somewhere and no one knows)
>It's the shittiest one who didn't do dick after leaving WCW, where he also didn't do dick
>Hasn't been active in almost 20 years, so at best he'll be an agent somewhere which fans don't give a fuck about.

Yea, good luck "winning the war" with this pick up.

I love how they omitted the best parts of the SI article.

>His greatest strengths as an agent were booking tag matches, finding ways to highlight shorter talent, and his knowledge of a technical style that is far different from the WWE brand of wrestling.

>tag matches
>shorter talent
I can't stop laughing at these manlets now being taught how to be noticed by a no-title shitter.

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Yea, I can see the Bucks now sitting down and listening to Dean tell them to slow down and work submission holds for their heat, instead of just doing the same match they've done for 5 years and go 10 minutes over their time.

>Outting yourself this hard

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>did one cool move in his career against a guy that weighs 100lbs

Yea, he's gonna be a real game changer, alright.

And what else has he done? Let's face it, Malenko's legacy is being called a vanilla midget and Chris Jericho calling him out right before pulling out his list of 1004 holds.

You must have missed 98 wcw.

You can literally watch it on the network. His WCW cruiserweight run is awesome.

So are Arn, Dean, Pillman Jr., and Benoit Jr. gonna form a faction?

Dean Malenko? more like Dean Malekino!

lol He got one of the biggest pops in WCW history at Slamboree 1998 and probably produced some of your favorite WWE matches of the past decade.

and nothing at value was lost except a pervy old man that hugs the female talent

>He got one of the biggest pops in WCW history at Slamboree 1998
All Jericho
>produced some of your favorite WWE matches of the past decade.
Michael Hayes produces all the great WWE matches

More personality than that charisma vacuum Benoit.

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Dean was unbelievably boring in the ring and on the mic. At least Benoit broke his brain with dangerous shit to entertain.

Dynamite 2.0 unironically had more charisma and personality

Yeah, joke's on Benoit. Malenko lives while Benoit is fucking dead, missed by no one but 7 Canadian fans, at most.
You say entertain but I was never entertained by Benoit. Not fucking once.
Dumb fucking mutt.

Kek, what a fag. Even if you are angry cause Benoit did sudoku with her wife and Kids, Benoit is still more relevant that half of the actual roster.

Benoit and his story will live forever, Makenko who?

DEAN Malenkwho

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You have to be at least 19 years old to have watched a y of Benoit matches, of course you didn't enjoy Benoit.

What's to watch? Diving headbutt, kill family? Go rabid, what the fuck? Vanilla midget if there ever was one. He should've kept his ass down in dubbya c dubbya. Everyone calls Bret a mark, but you know who's the real mark?
Fucking Benoit.
They dropped his ass down to WWECW and he couldn't take it so he killed his family and himself, and thought he'd find sympathy because muh diving headbutt.

Fuck that little fuck. He was cancer on the mic and AIDS for his family. Absolutely worthy of nothing except for the biggest mark ever award. He didn't like his placement so he killed his family, then killed himself. Haha, what a cuck beta midget ass faggot this kid was.

AEW have a lot of manlets so he would unironically be good for helping them get over. They have Jericho already, though, who sort of covers that anyway. I think a lucha agent would be way more valuable, someone like Chavo.

Malenko is a shitter and the most memorable thing he did in his career was his Jericho feud because Jericho did all the work

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mmmm now I want some ice cream

PinkSlipo Malenko

>Rats fleeing a sinking ship
Everyone is quiting, asking to be released or trying to get fired. WWE must be a complete shitshow behind the scenes.

Turn the projectors off, Cawdy.

all that projection. YIKES

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>mfw this shitter actually held the WCW US title

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Who?

>Injects his legion of flippy workrate manlets into the roster
>Ratings drop
>Company dying
>Leaves
Based Ice Man getting revenge for how poorly booked he was during his WWE run

He was probably one of the greatest workers ever, he just looked like complete stubby shit

seething