This out of shape fat midget with no muscle is going to be your new champion

>this out of shape fat midget with no muscle is going to be your new champion
cant tell what's worse. a sjw black or a sjw fattie.
man. I miss the attitude era. guys like Austin, Rock, and hell even HHH would have punked out Owens into committing suicide.

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God I wish he died at Fastlane

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if he was only 1 inch closer he would have snapped his neck back

>man responsible for tanking RAW ratings while champion stuck in nothing matches against The New Day, Seth, and Roman is expected to save Smackdown ratings stuck in nothing matches against The New Day and Roman

What the fuck? He doesn't even have Jeriboomer to carry his act anymore

If it's that easy to get so close it's gonna happen to someone eventually

>indy shitter running the ropes

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Still better than Kofi.

Not after TMZ and Reddit get ahold of the promo he cut where he called a young, upstanding black male a bulbasor.

>mfw I've already sent the video

this

Based. People like Kofi shouldn't be world champion

Seriously, why are these faggots so bad at running the ropes and throwing punches.

>and hell even HHH
lmao nice try hiding this behind fat bait, Paul.

Except he isn't actually a SJW and oldtimers like Austin like him because he knows how to handle himself backstage which is why he got where he is and had a much better career than Sami Zayn. Austin, Vince, Rock, etc have all said or done things to put him over. Yeah he looks like shit but desu he can be entertaining. Should he be champ? Hell no.

sounds like ya getting worked

>out of shape
He has long matches and doesn't get gassed.
>no muscle
He isn't exactly built like Wyatt but to say he has no muscle is false. The majority of people cannot lift John Cena yet Owens can.
>fat midget
OK ill give you that one.

explain Dusty Rhodes

He's a shoot fighter with a realistic bar fighter's physique you simp

>The majority of people cannot lift John Cena yet Owens can.
Every guy on the roster can lift Cena you mark

>He has long matches and doesn't get gassed.
gassed 3 minutes into his match with Joe

>but to say he has no muscle is false.
it's literally not though, by his own admittance he doesn't lift and is just a ball of fat

>The majority of people cannot lift John Cena
t.mark

>Why do they pick guys with talent instead of guys with no talent damit!!!!!

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this, you guys can be serious inconsistent little bitches about this sort of shit.

For fucking YEARS we have seen the effects of WWE choosing guys they think are pretty or big to run major story lines. it is fucking god awful and the fans rightfully spit on it.
Recently (starting with the GOAT Bryan, and NXT) WWE has actually attempted to push guys with talent, and the product improves significantly.

Argue with me that Reigns vs Drew was as interesting, compelling, as great as match as kofi - bryan.

The top talent in the company is Bryan, Zayn, KO, and Joe.
Then we have some great supplemental wrestlers and guys who have a hell of a mind for the business. They are the ones that should be and are being rewarded for being a lightyear ahead of others in the locker room.
Celebrate, don't be a fucking faggot about it

don't forget he also has that rotting skin disease under his pits