APOLOGIZE

>jajajajajajaja ALL VIRGINS XD
Based Joey is coming to make you touch his dick, Edrones!

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yeah I doubt this ever happened

NXT is an indies holding pen, they have no interest in him except to keep him away from competition

They wouldn't actually do anything with him, but they'd definitely do it to fuck around with the Bucks.

I'm genuinely surprised that Cody doesn't want this anti-dimes shitter manlet at AEW.

Stephanie can't say shit on NXT.

Joey Ryan vs Robert Roode in a mustache match.

Based, no better way to keep this dweeb from ruining wrestling than to creatively control him into a bland jobber

He'll be in a midcard tag team with Bobby Roode and never do the dick spot.

That would imply they think he could draw dimes for someone else. Who's paying to see the dick flip?

I don't know but he had a really successful show of his own on Wrestlemania weekend

based vince gonna give this simp a dancing gimmick

They'll ruin him like they ruin everyone else

This is exactly what I was thinking. WWE isn't hiring indy wrestlers because they're interested in them, they're hiring them to keep them away from AEW.

how do you ruin a shitty comedy act?

Joey Ryan is unironically a draw sadly

Read the article tard, they want to give him a Kassius Ohno deal
They won't ruin him because there won't be anything for them to ruin, it's literally just to keep him out of the indies

> The Handjob Experience!

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Ill stop watching wrestling in america altogether the day this happens

Only acceptable if this happens.
>tfw WWE saves wrestling by hiring the dude and doing nothing with him except job him out a few times.

The cuck will actually kill his career just to be closer to his Oneitis..

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He's literally on BTE every week LOL

this, but i still want to hear Escape.
pay for the song you rich motherfucka

who?

Imagine getting cucked by Johnny Reddit. Sad!

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If he plays his cards right, he may end up cucking S󠀀oy󠀀gano. But it looks like he's beta personified when it comes to these matters, and S󠀀oy󠀀gano might be onto him.

Someone post the pic of him at their Wedding where he looks dead inside.

Yikes

>ruining le touch my dick man

Joey’s wife is way hotter and isn’t aging poorly

Yes please for the love of God sign him and warehouse him down in Orlando so I don't have to watch him shit up the indies with his unfunny, one note shtick for retards anymore.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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His own girl is cute though, why can't he just let it go

You've never had Oneitis before, have you?

>Hey Joey, after we're done taking this picture, I'm taking Candice into the janitor's closet and she's gonna give me head
>I-I-I fucking hate you, Johhny

What the fuck would he even do in WWE? The dick gimmick wouldn't be allowed and that's all he's 'good' for

yeah wait till WWE removes his gimmick and he's just another shitter.

But Joey is already married youtube.com/watch?v=JcJqmzvbaKU

this is art

the penis's would have been funnier if they did a light jog to the ring

Vince hasn't been based in a long time

>the virgin joey vs the chad gargano

i'd gives many shiny dimes to see roman sell the dick flip like he got hit by a truck.

I can see it and am calling it now
>debut under some PC comedy gimmick
>le hottest free agent
>first inaugural intergender WWE tag team champion with Candice LeRae
>Social media digs up dick gimmick shit
>WWE cave to SJW's and fire him shorty afterwards

holy fucking cringe, the STATE of this simp and the wrestling business

>paying for gay porn

What did Chad Gargano mean with this facial expression?

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what you are going to learn from this guy?

The Cock and Schlock Connection