WWE fan dies during the opening segment on Smackdown

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he died just like Kevin Nash's anal virginity in the Summer of 9

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

IT'S SO BAD PEOPLE ARE DYING

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kek what a bitch

>the Summer of 9

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>summer of 9

so how did he die?

Fuck all of you faggots who are making a joke about this. This is someone's family member.
R.I.P.

Thoughts BUT NOT PRAYERS HAHA WHAT DO YOU THINK, I'M A DUMB CHRISTIAN?

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Roman reigns
>is cancer
>has cancer
>causes cancer
Now hes causing instant death

WATCH AEW

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LOL E-DRONES ARE LITERALLY DYING BECAUSE THE SHOW IS SO BAD. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

bullshit. They wouldn’t declare someonendead that quickly, and the news wouldn’t get out that fast either. So unless he was literally decapitated then this is a load of garbage from some Twitter queer

This will become common. Remember their medium age is geriatric. Like how on cruise ships they keep all the old people who die in the freezer.

The person was allergic to tarps and had a massive reaction that killed them within seconds

Someone probably passed out and idiots in the crowd thought they died.

They were carried out covered in a blanket after CPR failed. Sounds pretty dead to me

you dont know that

Holy shit
If someone is able to prove the fan died right after Reigns showed up....lel

Old age

Literally dying from this shitter product, its over

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sounds like he choked on something

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I can't find anything related to Nash here

reminds me of a certain WCW wrestler who also choked on something 27 years ago

He stopped breathing.

Possibly, or sudden cardiac failure.

Imagine a Shane McMahon promo being the last thing you see

>Died before seeing Kairi
real tragedy

It'd be worse if he died during his entrance. Imagine keeling over to that.

God loves, Shane kills

watching WWE, the most painful way to go

>summer of 9
YOU FUCKED UP!
YOU FUCKED UP!
YOU FUCKED UP!

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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E drones get the rope.

>finally get to go to show to see Kairi live in person
>die in the opening segment before she comes out

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but dsp is an edrone

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boredom

OHNONONONONO
LOOKATTHISDOOD
HE FORGOT THE APOSTROPHE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>ignores hana's advice to stop watching wwe
>dies
rot in hell edrone

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Were they taken to a local medical facility?

>this show was so bad, a fan fucking died being in attendance

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>WWE has become so bad that the fans are literally dying

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kek what a bitch

what was he raped by egyptians now

>shows have gotten so bad that actual people in attendance are literally dying

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Fake news

I was there and I was able to feel the dead girl's bobs and vagene in all the commotion

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>tfw WWE’s elderly audience is finally starting to drop like flies

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smothered to death by all the tarps

better than having to sit through a whole episode of smackdown

the living envy the dead

That's me

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Fuck you guys, stop making fun of a dead man. Have you no conscious?

E drones are shunned by their family.

lawsuit when?

Yeah, my balls

Life moves on, joking is part of the healing process.

mmmmmmmmmm wwe shows, don't wanna attend them

>Roman is so boring he put a fan to sleep, permanently.

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>fans literally dying to see the big dog
BASES

Based best in the world Shane.

The only funny reply in this thread causes a little original

It was likely a very obese man trying to do the Shane dance and his heart exploding violently from the mild exertion.

WWE aint just putting people to sleep anymore

obsessed

Damn so this is why the ratings keep going down, people are shoot dying at the sight of this shitty product

>WrestleTalk
Cringe. Let me know when a reputable outlet reports on this

Based Big Dog working the obese smarks

Based big dog working this obese smark to heart failure

Lmfaoooo

>Dave mentions how ratings are going down because younger people aren't watching and older viewers are dying off
>It starts happening at the actual show

OHHHHHHHH NO NO NO NO NO

Damn.....

died of boredom?

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I feel bad for him. The last thing he saw on this Earth was Roman Reigns. In fact the boredom may be what killed him. There is blood on Roman's hands.

Underrated

Based and checked

Its so shit they're killing the fans! HOLY SHIT! KEK!

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Holy based

>dies at a WWE sho
How embarrassing. I bet his family will make up some cooler scenario for his death, like "choked to death on cum at a faggot orgy" or "killed by niggers in a drug deal gone bad", either of which would be less humiliating than people knowing you were at a WWE show.

pics or it didn't happen

Still less dead than deadie

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LOL

>We wuz kangz n shieeet
Makes sense

that's not the real photo, INCEL

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WORKED

>Conscious

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too based

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have you seen how big these fat fucks are, the average shirt size they sell is XL or something like that

BASED

HOLY SHIT!

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seethin'

BASED BIG DOG WORKING THE OBESE SMARKS INTO AN EARLY GRAVE

Based Revenant fan haunting Shane for eternity now

>Every demographic falling down to unprecedented record lows
>Kids
>Teenagers
>Young adults
>Women
>Every demographic EXCEPT 70+ year old shoot boomers
>...but life itself is eliminating them
Part of me feels bad for the old fucks but imagine being that old knowing you have limited time left and you're watching WWE. How the fuck? If anyone should be watching something better it's the elderly, even old MSG Bruno tapes would be a vast improvement.

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Roman Reigns vs Rey Mysterio: Loser gets imprisoned for murder

If I got a front row ticket and the last thing I got to see was Bayley's Brapper, I couldn't be mad but he didn't even get to see that. fuck. One of you creppy fat fuckers has to have a video of this already.

This happens all the time at football matches. That many people gathered together and it's bound to happen eventually

I hope it was green shirt guy

I'm grim-reapin', y'all!

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Most of you guys Making fun of died person wow B hit new low

>That many people gathered together
nigga you must not actually watch raw and smackdown because they are heavily tarped

Whomst?

According to a fan....Well where are the rest of the fans reporting this. Only one fan went to Tarpdown tonight????

> summer of 9

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Granted but given the age and weight of wrestling fans I'm surprised it happens so rarely

Peacefully, in his sleep.

He really wanted to kill himself and went to a WWE event to make sure he wouldn’t accidentally see something that would renew his will to live.

oh shit he di

>WWE is so bad people are dying of boredom
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!

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Was it a work or a shoot?

>trumpfs america

>go to show
>die

Fucking destroyed

>when you literally die laughing at the state of this company

>go to wwe show
>die

kek
checks out

>mcmahon promo opening the show went so long someone fucking died

triple h is gonna kill two people next week just to feed his ego

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Kek

pure strikes sent another one to their maker

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which guy died?

OH NO NO NO NO NO!

lol. it's the dead air era of the wwe.

Lose your virginity

At least Nash did.

base

We always make fun of Undertaker tho, why are you just now getting upset?

What? You don't think 50 different versions of "WWE sucks so bad fans died, lol watch AEW" and a couple botched Kevin Nash rape jokes are original?

>Nash getting himself and his anal cavity BTFO is actually a natural phenomenon that has been occurring for thousands of years

It was me.I died last night at ringside.I was just so bored fellas...

>Bah Gawd! Roman Reigns is not just killing the ratings, he’s killing the fans!
>someone put a stop to this madness!
>he’s got a family!

hana posters are literally saving lives

>According to a fan on twitter.
Wtf.

Cringe

This is what happens when you don't listen to Hana

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Smackdown Live? More like Smackdown Dead.

based

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has there been any updates on this?

Do his family get a refund? He hardly saw any of the show

Two fans entered. One fan left.

>rushes so bad to get his shitty joke in as the first post that he makes a typo
Holy Cringoli

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he ain't dead apparently

They won't beat Classy Freddie Blassie's record

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First post botched post

When's his HoF induction?

Fucking underrated

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God I wish that were me.