RAM Gamethread #5

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Mute.

I was having so much fun playing Spider-Man I forgot RAW was on and the only thing that broke my attention was FOX.

Foxxy looks very fuckable tonight.

you didn't miss much

they have the worst accents in the biz bros

Lets go Foxy

>Plank

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Is Alicia drunk?

Is Foxy drunk?

Lacey's promo embarrasses Becky's every week.

Where has Rhonda Rousey been?

CRINGE

still 1 hour left

Becky is looking thicc

Foxy make my ding-dong diddly feel tingly

having sex

For being such a footslut her feet are a solid 3/10 on a good day

She's finally back on television!

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Lacey knows how to cut a promo, I'll give her that.

Yeah nah fuck this I'm gonna watch the snooker

I want Alicia Fox to sit on my cock

I worship the anus

>female Stone Cold
>starts match with a headlock takeover
I guarantee Austin never did that.

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fox is actually /our girl/

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be honest Yea Forums...would you?

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getting impregnated

She's in "impregnation vacation" according to her instagram

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How do you beat the Irish? You become the Irish.

we did it bros

Praise kek this will REALLY make reddit mad lol

Getting fucked. She wants to have her kid ASAP so that she can get back in shape just in time to be the #30 entrant at next year's Royal Rumble.

She fucked off for "family time" after Mania.

no she looks fine to me

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#ImpregnationVacation

getiing cummed inside

this could have been dana

based

Thats her normal or "Professor Foxy" state. Wait until she really gets going

YES

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>promo and match to total crickets
The beko cringe experiment is fast approaching it's end.

Most of us probably unironically could

Foxy better be the first black WWE Woman Champion.

cringe and deafpilled

anyone else wanna fuck Alicia Fox?

Imagine if they had their men's champion wrestling some low card guy in a even 5 minute match randomly on raw

Jazz
Jacqueline
Naomi

She already is (technically)

She was divas champion which would become the RAW women's championship at WM.

Remember that Alicia Fox literally has a fursona that she sells on her merch, don't stick your dick in crazy

Foxy, take care of that irish slag.

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yes

>who was Jacqueline?

>becky struggling to beat alicia fox
damn stone cold looks like that?!

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I trust the best TV Champ in WCW history

Oh nevermind then. But still.

I bet she enjoys small white cock.

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>champ struggling to defeat a jobber
yikes

>Becky having two championships

Austin never did that

god lacey evans just dominates the mic, vince was right to push her

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ohh my good guis stop making fun of redit :(

>mfw Becky wins

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technically thats not the same belt so technically you're wrong

Sperm taking a swim in her womb daily.

Austin and Rock literally didn't need a Championship.

wrong

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can someone post when its over?

>mfw Becky wins

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Alicia is a veteran and is going to get a push. What you don't realize is Vince hated Arn and wanted to fire him, but needed a reason due to his contract. He promised Alicia a title push if she shows up drunk and convinces him to let her wrestle.

yikes

Where is Alicia's hat?

>armbar countered
lol

You're right. He had one belt that meant more than any WWE title combined in 2019

>Becky able to... uh...

plans change

So Becky's finisher is using her opponent's arm to masturbate?

>submission finisher

Austin never did that

I don't like how this is going bros. does this mean Becky isn't steampunk anymore?

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>imagine giving 1 fuck about someone being the first black this or that

was never undisputed champ tho, which was a shame, should have beat that shitter jericho

>have Becko wrestling someone who hasn't wrestled at all in 3 months
>almost gets her neck wrecked by her

Becky has zero ass

This

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the womens division on this show is......something

and people whined about the iiconics

>fox defeats the first disarmer

great booking

WHERE WAS THE TAP?!

The absolute fucking state

This. Its a sympathy belt.

It sucks, but it was nice to see her on Raw again.

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left it at my house

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this show is bad

That was awful

Coming from the retards who cry about white people disappearing.

Why is Becky no selling?

*calls audible*

like a lady, punch like a lady

That whole sequence looked like complete SHIT

the women's division was a mistake

BTFO
BASED LACEY

But he did.

>Million Dollar Dream

Lacey is pretty based desu

THIS!! WHAT THE FUCK!

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>stadium dead silent for every women's segment

>that finish
>Becky selling late

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Becky took a whole 5 seconds to realize she needs to sell that right hand

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>f*ck this baby

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holy fucking Charly

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what the fuck?

when was the last good Raw? The couple months into wrestlemania were pretty fucking bad too if I recall

based Charles making sure her Smackdown division is always good so Becky fails on RAW

Well that was a lowpoint on an already shitty show

Can Lacey save this shit?

she got a clue and is having sex

Fox screwed Fox

WOO BTFO

She tapped almost before the move even started with her right hand.

I hope Lacey braps like a lady on becky's face

Ambrose is so lucky

>Kim Kardashian BTFO

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OH SHIT CORBIN BURNING Yea Forums

>Ricoshit
good night lads

CORBIN JUST BTFO Yea Forums

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ricochet is such a fag

PEW PEW PEW
ONE AND ONLY

what the fuck is that gunshot sound effect

>That late sell on the punch

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Corbin btfo all you basement dwellers

Cesaro didnt job to a manlet atleast.

did she completely skip the shower and weights?

why does flipcochet has a creepy intro?
isn't his gimmick being just happy to be here?

Why did they add shitty ricochet and lighting sounds to his entrance

I don't even care what genitals she has

These back stage bits are so hard to watch
the scripts are so bad that nobody can work with them

So what is WWE going to do with Rick O'Shea? A whole bunch of nothing?

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tf are you talking about?
lay off twitter and onions beverages

>Robert Roode

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>Robert Roode
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>Ricochet
cyas next week

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HEY VIEWERS
IM THE MAIN EVENT BITCHES

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ROBERT

ROODE

>robert roode

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Can Foxy go join Emma in AEW or the like? She deserves better than this, and could probably shine in a more athletic division. Either that, or send her back to NXT, where the crowd will appreciate actual characters, at least.

Thank goodness they split up this tagteam. Ricochet and Blacks should be singles stars.

>ricochet

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Sound effect was there last week, maybe the week before too

how long before leddit is triggered by the bullet sounds

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I'm not watching, but has Bray had his spoopy promo this week?

>Robert Roodriguez

.....is Vince about to give Bobby Roode a "son of Rick Rude" gimmick...

God dam the titty game is on point

Because Vince is a corny old man.

Foxy did nothing wrong

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same video as last week lol

she's so fit

>robert....
>roode
>mustache
wait...what in the fuck is happening

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>Robert Roode
These motherfuckers just can't help themselves can they?

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Yes same video as last week though

robert roode sounds way more based
never met a bobby who wasn't a faggot, that includes heenan

Honestly I'm surprised he hasn't already.

So, does Bobby Roode have a Rick Rude gimmick now? Does this mean he can finally be heel?

Yes, the same shit as the weeks before. SPOOKED.

Stick him in the mitb match so he can be a spot monkey.

Happy to flip there (Latino edition) actually

Not to be confused with Cedrics happy to flip there (back of the bus ver.)

Robert Roode was a based gimmick in TNA, you fucking marks.

Cute. CUTE

>Ricochet
>190 lbs.

Anyone else weigh more than Ricochet?

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What the fuck did you say about Bobbo?

You know it.

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wait that commercial was fucked up

Was my first thought too since the robe and shit is similar as well

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he was robert roode in TNA

I want to have ANAL sex with Charly

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I've left logs in the toilet that weigh more than that

just take that back and we're cool

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His shoot weight is probably like 170

Me since the 8th grade

>That choker

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LITTLE LUNGS BTFO

Average aspie is twice that weight

Is he Radiant Robert Roode?

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I want to suck on that bellybutton for hours on end.

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I rewatched the end of that Becky segment and I think Becky was distracted by Alicia and the ref about something and didn’t notice Lacy ‘hit her.’

bobbo goes by bobbo tho

>These stupid faggots don't realise Robert Roode is also his shoot name

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she'll be the pitcher

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>WILL ROMAN REIGNS BE FIRED???!!!!!1

why even bother with a storyline that insults the fans intelligence like that

This has been the best version of Roode that we've ever seen.
but i'm open to see what we get here soon

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SNORIOUS

It’s like a little penis...

Fucking Stanger!

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Little League BTFO!

Every American is double that.

Nah, those are the jannies.
Yea Forumsies are /fit/.

SNORIOUS

please call someone a pig

they're actually pretending they built up a storyline

Roodes new look has aged him like 15 fucking yeas

HE LOOKS LIKE FUCKING DIMES

chad gable was really dragging him down huh

Yes because she loves the TWC

BITCHIN
BOBERT
BOOED

Ricochet is going to have his flippy shit against Snorious? Vince really want to kill the third hour.

>Hey Ricochet, gotta save money so we're taking your hand laser thing away.
Ok...
>But we got you something. This sound effect that goes Pew. You know, cause your names ricochet like a..
Like a gun. I get it. Fuck me.

Why won't WWE just hire James Storm and do the Beer Money gimmick already?

even graves is having a hard time saying robert roode

Is it just me or does he look a lot like Joey Ryan now?

They made Roode Robert again?

alright
>that fucking stache

WE RICK RUDE NOW

BORING US
CANNOT WAKE UP CANNOT WAKE UP
OH SO SNORIOUS
ON AMBIEN ON AMBIEN

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>Robert
>Roode

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>same music
>same attire
off to a bad start.
soo.....he just has a mustache now.

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>Try to make Bobby Rude a Rick Rude clone with a mustache
>Ends up looking like Joey Ryan +10 years
Swing and a whomp.

COMMENTARY CORPSING.

how the fuck did he grow a huge mustache so fast

Damn, even Spardot made the switch to Yea Forums?

>Robert doesn't get him over
>later this year on the premiere of SD on Fox....
>ROBERTO ROODE

>spike in pregnancies
HOLY BASED

He already had one, he just shaved off the beard.

That moustache. Roode could have been fucking traci lords with that look in the 80s

so why is he called robert roode now?

He had a beard, shaved off the beard and kept the stache.

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>there's gonna be a spike in pregnancies


kek

kek based corey

Testosterone

You NEVER go full Tom Selleck

>Joey Ryan

literally who

Roode doesn't look like Rick, he looks like a pedophile

his purple attire sucks

ROODE HAS THE LOOK
now he needs the gimmick

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Renee triggered by Based Robert Roodes Masculine mustache..

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oh, I guess I really don't pay attention to him kek

Would’ve been based if he came out with the airbrushed tights but no he just grew a mustache

>the one time the commentary is good all show is the one time they ad lib a dumb joke off script
really makes you think

Titty milk

That joke really killed Renee and Corey

he really does look like rick tho
it'd be better if they were a little more subtle about it tho

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Roode looks like he's in his 50s.

Next week they’re just gonna call him Robert.

Rico vs. Robert for the default W middle title

>Vince breaking up all these tag teams without so much as a vignette
he truly gives no fucks

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2019 disco inferno

But you do!

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THE DOGS NAME IS BAYLEY
POTTERY

I weight 6 times that

See now, that's fun and a touch different. When the fuck was this?

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Why the fuck is Big E absolute money in everything he does?

>champion all over the world

just say TNA

>he really does look like rick tho
"no"

That moustache makes him look like he sniffs everyones ass in the locker room.

They should have changed it to "Richard" Roode so he could be called "Dick Roode."

I want her to cream my boycunt

rude...

Is there a reason why when they do name changes they don't explain or acknowledge the change in any way as if they expect no one to notice? It's one thing from NXT to WWE main roster, but this is ridiculous to not get a story on this one.

>cheese?!

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kek, should changed name to dirk diggler and having neon name and fireworks

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Nia Jax too?

So now that Roode has a Jeff Gillooly gimmick, which diva will be his Tonya Harding?

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Vince has Alzheimer's and forgets names often.

20 years ago Vince would've demanded this.

>Ricardo Rudo

i heard that as well... 'back elbow'

I just got an unsolicited nude from a female.

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post it

it's Vince's autism.

With that look he is not allowed into womens locker room..

Bagddz

did you not grow up watching this shit?
they literally had two guys play razor and diesel and they were two completely different dudes

I was hoping the dog would bite her.

roode really need shorts

>bobby roode

OK it's official, Corey is going into business for himself and it's working.

..cheese?

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Tits or unironically gtfo

This match, plus some flippy shit

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>tfw haven't even spoken to a female in months

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at least the commentary is pretty funny

I don't like Ricochet

That would be a werewolf at that point.

If roode was 6 inches taller would he be a draw?

Holy shit that stauche

no one does

Is it cause he's Irish?

but dude flips

Did she eat the dog?

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No.

No he's dull

NEW THREAD

This is pretty good for a mid card match with no real build

Especially Nia.

He'd be a draw if they'd stick with a story beyond 3 weeks at a time, and let him be the heel he needs to be instead of a themesong with an over-the-hill Canadian attached to it.

The crowd doesn't care at all for this match.

Does anybody?

Wtf kind of name is "Corey"?

Maybe James Storm?

Glorious

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Corey's bumhole

Bray reboot is a Pee Wee Herman gimmick...

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So she's watching Robert Roode?

Please god let this gimmick be dimes.

BRING OUT MOJO BRING OUT MOJO BRING OUT MOJO