The Shield The Last Chapter gamethread #1

I'm trying to fuck my cousin at this family event. I'm not watching this shit.

>the first crush I had was my second cousin that I would only see at family reunions
>when we were young we were inseperable at those events.
>grow up and dont see her years
>Last I saw of her was a facebook photo were she was a solid 8.5/9
>She turned to pills and dope
>She died last year
>tfw I never got to say hi again or goodbye

Roll tide

Quick post Dean memes

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based

based as fuck, go get 'em tiger

I have like 3 cousins i would smash, do it for the boys user

jesus christ

amen

So apparently it's only the second half of the show. Revival vs Ricochet/Black, Nese vs Murphy and LHP vs Mahal/Singh Bros has already happened.

yeah theyve only been promoting it as being two matches

This is the card from last night and it's exactly the same cagematch.net/?id=1&nr=229198
Judging by the live results, we will get
>Riott Squad vs Bayley & Ember Moon (Nikki Cross was teaming with Dana tonight)
>Balor vs Elias (already confirmed)
>Black/Ricochet vs Ryder/Hawkins
>Shield

Who are the shield facing?

The ratings. They are going to kill them.

Ricochet/Black vs Ryder/Hawkins is happening right now so at best we'll get 3 matches
McIntyre, Corbin and Lashley

is renee calling this? it'd be great if she does the same shit job on her husband's last match as she does everything else.

Holy fucking boring

Why am I even watching this

I never even fucking liked the Shield

i sure hope those people didnt pay to watch this card

so corbin pins dean right

Network subscriber here. Been looking forward to this all day

the shield wasn't even that good lmao

They single handedly killed the ratings for the last 5 years

Why is Dean Ambrose such a baby?

>i have this on
the state of my life

Could be worse, you could be watching Game of Thrones.

Same here.

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It's Easter, what else is there to do?

its my birthday, lads

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Yeah. It feels like shit.

I'm watching it on my phone while my gf watcha got on the tv

based comfy as fuck

You guys will tell me if anything swervy happens, right?

happy birthday!

thanks dude

Just Renee commenting about Finn's massive cock.

Based backwoods retard

Someone just interrupted Elias. No one saw it coming

the only namefag i dont mind
happy birthday fag

Why is Finns dick always on my screen ?

Hap ding dong diddly birfs Sharkyboy

why does Elias sometimes have a horrible lisp an sometimes not

thanks bros

I probably could have seen this, but I'm not spending 5 hours roundtrip to drive to the other side of Illinois and then back to Chicago.

Renee said she loves Elias. On dean's last day with the company

Happy biirfffay

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terrible by Dunn, completely missed the Elias hitting Balor to cut to the crowd

wtf why does the house show bell sound so much better

thanks. i turn 28

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>instead of praying to God for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ you are watching THIS
explain yourself infidels

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I already went to church in the morning

Church during morning. McMahonism by night.

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Nice physique Elias got there

nothing else to watch, it's comfy background noise

is Elias a midcard talent or is he higher?

i am a faithless fool

I wouldn’t wish Renee young commentary on my worst enemy

>announce table right next to the ring
BASED

NICE BOTCH

He always looks great. Shame he spends 99% of his screentime not wrestling.

that ref is fired

was that a botch?

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That bell sounds classy. Like a 20th century boxing match.

was this a shot at Becketty and Ronda?

Midcard with a good gimmick and gets segments on Raw, but hasn't won a title or won a feud or anything.

Crock of shit.

nah he treated it as a shoot

WHO WANTS TO BOTCH WITH ELIAS

>TWO Elias songs

Why are we so blessed bros?

LIIV

>THE RIOTT SQUAD'S LAST CHAPTER

babe

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WHERE'S THE KILLER CAT WHEN YOU NEED HIM

LIV REUNION

Riott Squad ending is ten times sadder than The Shield ending.

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BASED ELIAS GROUPIES

Gosh I want to fuck liv

LIV NEEDS A SERIOUS PUSH

>Elias Squad
All 3 at once confirmed

Why didnt they bill this show as The Riott Squad's Last Chapter?

>Liv talking

This is cringe, but the good kind you want in wrestling.

>no pop for Bayletty
OH NO NO NO

Gee Bayley, why do you get two Bayley buddies?

sasha btfo

Based

>Riott Squad vs Bayley & Ember Moon (Nikki Cross was teaming with Dana tonight)
>no Lacey and Bliss
Does WWE hate money?

>WWE PPV tonight
>game thread can't even hit 100 posts
is the E really dying?

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I love that bell sound. It feels so 1980s wrestling.

EMBER THICC

>Ember Coon
back to gay of thrones

In IICONICS colors!

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Oddly enough this is better than RAW/SD on most weeks. I think it's the fact that it's just wrestling and promos w/o any backstage bullshit.

>ppv

Liv is going to get the pin on Bayley.
This is testing out Liv's push.

because he can't

>sasha
>ember

bayley just really likes black women

Tonight is a LIVE HOUSE SHOW, not a PPV, you retarded simp.

>ppv

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She's the Ash Ketchum of collecting black people.

You forgot about Naomi on Raw

>you will never spread ember's asscheeks apart and take a big whiff of her meaty, sweaty shithole

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don't forget Naomi was her partner on Raw last Monday

OH!

That's what her ass is made for.

>someone close to her forgot his name

kek

>someone very close to her forgot her name

>Vintage Bayley

>will never get any leaks of bayley
I’m too sad right now =(

She also doesn't bathe apparently.
We can't handle that funk.

>we are literally watching a house show
we are e-drones

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ember's brapper is working my dick into a ding-dong diddly shoot

Ruby's cuter than Liv don't (You) me

she's not even wrestling Einsteiner

She's too pure for leaks. Can't leak something that doesn't exist!

I want to have beastiality sex with Ember.

What was this referencing?

Sarah is married to the one guy from the Viking Experience who got a new name Monday

>womemes wrestling

I need Ember vs Io, battle of the thicc thighs

Thanks, didn't know that.

ref botches another finish

LIV BTFO
HARVEST HER ORGANS

GRAYON BTFO

>Bayley gets sent to Smackdown
>talks about how she's focusing on her singles career
>gets a tag match
>Cole hypes up they are a pretty good tag team

I want Bayley singles not tag garbage.

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BASED REF WORKING THAT CRAYON-EATING BITCH

sorry pal

>The Shield debuted almost 7 years ago

why does time go by lads?

ROLLINS
REIGNS
AMBROSE
DA SHIELF

what
the
fuck

>Their gimmick is beating on sub and 6' people
Based Corbyntashley

>give up the halfling Shielf

THE SEXECUTIONER!

damn i thought it was like 4 years ago. i can't keep up with this shit anymore.

god fuck wwe for ruining drew

>no Bobbo posters watching him live

SOON

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Bobbo

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>falling for the "last ever" meme
I don't even know what this is but they're gonna bring em back the second the ratings dip to 1.0

Big Corbs!

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they shouldve given them a better team to face than the guys they already beat the last time

its laughable how corbin is more powerful than drew and bobby

BASED CORBIN

daniel bryan
shane
and now corbin using the announcer gimmick

>Reddit's favorite son, BARON COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>two bc shirts facing the hardcam
BASED NEWCHADPANS

I was too Busy watching Chad Of Thrones.
What happened?

>The Quad Cities is a region of five cities in the U.S. states of Iowa and Illinois: Davenport and Bettendorf in southeastern Iowa, and Rock Island, Moline, and East Moline in northwestern Illinois.

US retards naming things.

LOOK IT MY TEAM

>watching Murder McCliche Fantasy TV Show

So what oh so shocking death happened tonight or was it even more shocking and no one died because that would be different for GoT.

Balor defeated Elias, Elias got interrupted again by Riot Squad, Bayley and Ember defeated Riot Squad while Liv got disqualified.

The USA working the rest of the world into a seething, confused, geographical shoot.

man i wish it was roman holding the belt

Big Dog looking like he's dying bros...

cringe
based

Deanetty never main evented mania. The shield never triple threat main evented mania. Kek just kek

>Popular things bad!

No Major Characters have died since Laat Season ya dingus.

Roman should be the universal champion

>burn the shield down
what did they mean by this

>there will be 3 hours of RAW tomorrow and 2 hours of SDL on tuesday
when will the fans get an off season?

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dean threw his vest to the crowd

popular doesn't mean it's good. I remember when the first fucking book came out and it was cliched crap then it's cliched crap now.

Jasethy sucks

Anyone else notice the ref looks like Dean?

man i miss blonde seff, he looks so good in black

>Seth and Dean tag teamed Renee for a first date

renee confirming she got dp'd by seth and dean

This house show camerawork is based AF . They should do it like this on raw

Based Dean burying Reneetty fantasy of a one on one date

>popular thing bad!

The camera work seems like a guy with a phone in his hands

>those stomps by Corbin

SAD!

they should use this lighting on Raw and SmackDown

are bobbo and renee are really having an affair or was it a work

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They used this lighting or something similar to it and people complained about it making the show look cheap.

I bet your one of those people who always bitches and moans about the people who say they don't watch GoT. I personally watched up through last season but the fan base got so fucking annoying, conceited, and full of themselves that I just dropped out. That and the show was getting beyond cliche and predictable.

>people like popular thing!
>i different!
>popular thing bad!

Cause they do it to hide the small arena and no buys in the stands

>dropping something because of it's fanbase

insecure much?

You seem really worked my friend. You seem so worked that you're incapable of forming an actual sentence and have resorted to green text only responses. I could heat my dinner using your seeth.

man dean is so fucking boring lol

Missed most of the show. Did it feel like another episode of RAM or Smack? I've heard people say the houseshows feel really different from the weeklies, but I could see them working like a normal episode since this one is being broadcast

Is uncle Deano really leaving, bros?

I JUST SAW WHERE THE ANNOUNCERS ARE LMAO THEY'RE JUST HANGING OUT RIGHT OUTSIDE THE RING

>i different!
>i special!
>popular thing bad!

You seething little man that not everyone likes your gore fetish fantasy show?

super gay punch

I don't like how singles roman looks just like shield roman. it's really glaring whenever they all get back together and you see dean and seth looking different than usual

Austin buried Dead

>You seething little man
no but I treat you like a little man
SUCK IT!

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Watch them still let Roman get the pin instead of Dean despite him being the one leaving.

Dean buried dean. After that initial run with the sheild, he clearly stopped giving a shit

its over

I wish Baron kicked out of the powerbomb and went into business for himself

Totally fucking worked.

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Amen!

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F Shield 2012-2019

Press S to spit on their respects

Shameless pitslut

It's over bros
It's all over

Big S
Literally ruined the wwe

Please go.

S
no dimes shitters couldn't even draw a full thread that was posted 1.5 hours before the event

Fuck the shieldetty

Or they could have Seth do it

BRING BACK MOXLEY
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

A E DUB
A E DUB
A E DUB

The Shield is so shit they couldn't even sell out a single game thread.

Will Jasethy thank the tarps for drawing the house during the shieldetty era ?

roman looking like hes waiting for a maineventer to wrestler him

S

I think Dean legit has cancer or aids. He's dying

>caring about flyover states
Yikes

holy fucking cringe

BASED INSPIRATIONAL DEAN
GIVE IT TO THE PEOPLE DEAN

Damn, Seth bringing up the fact that he beat Brock just made me remember that he used a low blow. Now I see why they did it, Seth's victory over Brock will always be cheapened because of it and that helps Roman because his losses don't look as bad and his victories mean more than Seth's.
Ambrose is pretty hyped up.

>Roman not saying a word

Fucking based big dog recognizing it's Dean's night
Jasethy should have shut the fuck up

Renee got aids from Big Bobbo, therefore gave it to Dean when they had pitysex

Why does Roman look like he's trying not to laugh

He knows Dean is gonna be on RAM tomorrow and everyone is just being worked.

Dabbing on niggas in air royale son

It's finally over

>in WWE
Oh shit The Shield confirmed for Torneo de Trios in CMLL

Roman couldn't even give a baleeeee dat? what's his problem?

Thank you Moxley
Clap clap clap

Guys you told me that Dean Ambrose leaving was a work. I trust you and I lost all my credibility.
I hate all of you

sorry slice

kek dean went full austin

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F

BASED

Oh Renee... it's time for some dirty dicks.

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Oh fuck, I forgot all about this

S

seethin?

How was it?

>Riott Squad vs Bayley & Ember Moon
>bayleys new gimmick is she teams with black girls

it was aight

The crowd was going nuts!!

Honestly it filled out pretty good.
I was thinking there was going to be tarps all over!
They hardly promoted the show. Just a couple radio spots and mentioned nothing that it was going to be on the network.

Nobody gives a fuck you pathetic loser, go beg for attention elsewhere you dumb fucking spastic. What a shit fucking life you lead that this is what you done on the day your faggot father shit you out. Ultra pathetic loser

Fuck off attention starved mongoloid

Kill yourselves lonely faggots

why the seeething

Oof

>deal in the front

WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS

cringe and yikespilled

Look I know we're all attention starved here but you don't have to be an asshole when someone else's existence is acknowledged