CM Punk CONFIRMED

it's a retirement home cafeteria

>from wrestling at mania to fake fighting in the ufc to wrestling in the middle school lunch room
what a wild ride

>man who used to wrestle is spotted living his life and doing what makes him happy
>>>"cringeola"
cringeola

ITS A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY

>violent gentlemen

this is such a fucking reddit tier name for something

You forgot the part where he gets buried. by middle aged boomers in some MMA hobbyist competition

You seem to identify plebbit things well, maybe you should ding-dong diddly get ya jabroni ass back over there

easily the least cringe thing he's done since leaving the wwe

Not a high bar to clear

rent free cringe

markettys ding dong diddly seething

based

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Its some new hipster brand, the miz wore that exact top on his weird reality show last week.

He moves so weird. Like he’s trying not to shit his pants and he does look like a waffle cook.

SEETHING

Go back

He hasn't got an athletic bone in his body.

>misses his spot grabbing the chair
>Barely lifts the guy
>Absolutely fails to connect with his own finisher

Is CM Punk's gimmick that he sucks at literally everything he tries?

He’s not even wrestling for hot dogs and handshakes, he’s doing it for attention. That’s his daddy’s fault.

HE TYPED IT OUT EVERYONE
HE FUCKING TYPED IT OUT

>typing it out

ding dong diddly CRINGE

What's the problem? I respect people that take the time to D I N G D O N G D I D D L Y type it out themselves.

Finna

>typing it out
deng dang dudley CRONFE AMIGO

ding-dong diddly

>typing it out

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Why do you guys hate fun?

>whiteknighting CuM Pink
the fucking state of e-drones

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Nice seethe. Even if he won his UFC fights he would have done this anyway. He already said that if he were to come back to wrestling he would do it in a mask at a house show. This isn't surprising but I know you're trying to bait brainlets into "hurrr durr CM phil is a cuck xD" replies

Based user typing it out to work (you)s outta these simps

They pretend to hate what they like.

He's a draw.

I personally can't wait to see how he comes off as a total cuck if he does return to wrasslin'. Whatever "aura" he had is long gone, he might as well be Wil fucking Wheaton in a wrestling ring to me, only complete S O Y faggots will mark out for him, but that's around 80% of wrestling's fanbase now.

This

LMFAO

This. The epitome of punk. I love watching each and every one of his pathetic failures. Each one more hilarious than the next.
He didn’t have a one off run in on tna or all roh. His bigreturn to wrestling was in a mask in front of 30 people lmao

Thats exactly what he said he would do though, I don't know why people are surprised or acting like its a mega fail.

>he planned out his cringe fall to fame.
I don’t see how it makes it any less hilarious or sad tho?

The story of Punk is the story of a mark

>Left because he didn't get the main event
>Joined UFC because he shoot thought he could fight
>He took like 2 years to train for his grand debut
>Dana was fucking dissapointed
>Writes comic books that no one reads
>Gets absolutely decimated in his second match
>Does weird video appearances
>Went to an indy event with a mask on for a hotdog and a soda
>Still thinks he's a draw

He’s really sticking it to Vince and H!

How fucking stupid are you

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marks don't make the millions of dollars he did.
they also don't get to fuck the prom queen.

Im pretty excited guys. I hope he can redeem himself in the ring

SOMEONE MAKE GIFS

Hi Phil

Except he lost his millions on lawsuits and married an Indian boy who ran thru the locker room. That's worse than being a mark.

>lost millions on the lawsuit he won
lol

>NOOOOOOOO HELP ME!

what are legal fees

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>damage control

Go back

>typing it out

He is still a draw though

OBSESSED

>and married an Indian boy who ran thru the locker room.
you people saying this has lost all its meaning since you retards think every single woman has run through the locker room by the time they're done.

If Dave "confirmed" it then it's not true

>you people
cringe

He ran thought the locker room himself ya mark, they're perfect for each other

cm punk has a hotwife and you don't

how does that make you feel you jealous losers?

>cm punk has a bipolar indian boy and you don't

fuck, now I wish I was punk

Didnt punk himself say that if he ever returned, he'd come back as some masked wrestler on some nothing indy show?

If nothing else, at least he was true to his word here.

>Chick Magnet Phillip invade the All Elite zone
>sits on the ramp and starts being a snarky asshole on the mic
>this hits
youtube.com/watch?v=WFrmapGCuhs
How hard ya ding-dong diddly mark?

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>Come in 3rd because only 2 people showed up

They’re still not going to exceed his judgement value you retard.

This is just a viral hype build up to his eventual appearance on AEW. And when it happens you will mark out hard.

Cap this post.

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His lifts were too light

he got sued for defamation brainlet

>has a tattoo that says "Luck is for losers"

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Based Punk entertaining the elderly community.

>No idea what this means
pls explain or call me a mark and tell me to go back

You should look up "hotwife".

OH MICKEY YOUR SO DIDERELY
YOU'RE SO DIDDLY YOU DANG MY DENG
HEY MICKEY

That's the theme song of the guy that first beat him in ufc

>t. Doesn't know how Jews work