Holy CUTE!!!

Holy CUTE!!!

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CUTE AND FUNNY GIRLS

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their dad is so badass

they love their biological father

Do you think they know how big of a geek their dad is?

they'll realize it and they'll marry some other geek wrestler into the family, that is the fate of Simp H

He still wishes at least one of them was a boy

You wake up at 5 am to the sound of "Bow down to the, bow down to the King" blaring on your cell phone. You make your way to Steph's room but find a note on the nightstand saying she is out with "friends" again and will call you tomorrow. You head down stairs to make breakfast for the girls. The sound of "I love you daddy" pierces your heart as it becomes increasingly obvious the child is not yours. She looks more like Angle now. While the other one favors Cena Yet the 3rd you're not sure. Maybe she's really mine It doesn't matter, you just have to grit your teeth and bare it.

Hours later at the Raw meeting, you pitch a new idea and angle to Vince. Vince and Dunn both shut it down. You exclaim "Ratings are dropping Vince, we need to do something". Vince replies, "It's nothing like the poor ratings when you were champ Paul!". Everyone laughs while you cry a little on the inside. I'll go do my NXT stuff you think to yourself. The meeting wraps up and Vince asks you to stay. You cringe to yourself because you know what's coming. Vince says, "You know what time it is Paul, drop those pants". You do so regretfully Vince lubes up your asshole before making you suck his cock and letting him plow your ass. You hate this part, but after 15 years it almost becomes routine. You just grit your teeth and bare it.

After leaving with Vince's creampie, you go down to the company gym. Walk in and figure to get a good workout in, but you see all the weights have been removed and gym equipment has broken down piece by piece. You realize that Vince had the maintenance crew remove everything down to the bottom floor again to rib you. As you head for the exit to go to the gym downtown, you try to ignore the laughing coming from Vinces office as Dunn says "There goes The Game HAHAHAHA". You just grit your teeth and bare it.

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Finally you make your way over to meet with the NXT crew as this week's Takeover is the biggest of the year. You wanna go over a few things before the show. As you got the whole roster in front of you, the door opens Steph finally makes her way in, as Bobby Lashley is dropping her off. He slaps her on the ass and says "see you later slut" as Steph turns red Lashley looks at you, "Paul, hope you don't mind but we removed some of your items from your memorabilia room. Steph wanted to put a swing up. We dropped all the items off at the Goodwill if you really need them". Everyone on the NXT roster tries to contain their laughter as one of the female wrestlers has an audible giggle "Tha-that's fine, I'll go pick it up later" is your reply. You just have to grit your teeth and bare it.

Later Vince is trying to contact former legends to make an appearance at Wrestlemania. Rock is busy in Hollywood, Stone Cold is busy with his TV show, and Hogan wouldn't be a good move right now. You bring up, "Hey God Pop, I'm a former champ. I'll come out and psyche the crowd up". Vince says, "We know Paul" as he tries to contain his laughter. "We want a bigger star though". Tears build up but wrestlers don't cry. Finally as Sunday approaches, you know this is the night you can cosplay. This is what makes it worth it. You put on your Mad Max cosplay as Steph reassures you how cool you look. You make your way to the entrance and hear the screaming fans. Kurt's daughter says "Have a good match daddy!". As you walk through you hear Vince laughing maniacally as he exclaims "DUMBASS FAIL FOR IT AGAIN!". You don't care though, this is the moment that makes it worth it. This is the moment you live for as you get to go bury a successful Hollywood star in a fake fighting match.

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Why they son doesn't come out?

Lmao keep going this is pretty entertaining tbqh

Based and nosepilled

Fake, we all know paul loves seeing steph get fucked

>She looks like Kurt Angle now, while the other favors Cena.
Ah, yes. Black comedy.

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Why did she crop their asses out?

Yeah, what the fuck
Wasted shot right there

Is the little one fucking retarded? Dumb bitch can't even make an X with her arms

yeah what the fuck is happening here

She’s a Nakamura fan

>hating on a litereal kid
lmao this boomer aspie

>Kurt's daughter says "Have a good match daddy!".
kek this bit killed me

>litereal

>werked

>There goes The Game
kek
Made me huff air outta my nose and guttural noises in my throat

he does, every man does, had a friend who has 3 girls, got worked into a shoot and nearly left his wife because she couldn't give him a boy

This is cringe and unnecessarily mean-spirited. He doesnt deserve to be made fun of like that especially because some of this stuff actually happens

>That pose
Is this a New Jack run-in?