CazXL Promo

It started off a little rough, but that was unironically a good promo

>feuding with the briscoes
zero dimes

CazXL is cringe but if someone based cut that promo, it would be based

Thin line between based and cringe and I don't know where this is

this. it would probably be based if it were anyone else. Big Cass is just too goofy

>Says he draws money
>Does not draw money
What did he mean by this?

They were the top merch seller in all of WWE for 3+ months, if they don't stick with ROH you better believe AEW will snatch them up. So many shirts to sell.

the words are based but the delivery and the lad delivering them are cringe

Based, marks gonna seethe. And Russo will put this over for sure.

>this epic feud between nZo & CaZ XL and The Briscoe Brothers is going to culminate in a match in some garage for three people to watch

>if he wasnt so worked

worked

Bruh look at this dude

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Kek when did he ever draw money?

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He really like's Wolfy ok. and Wolfy keeps telling him tall draws money

so they basically want to be a bootleg of Scott Hall and Kevin Nash on WCW, right? Mocking the company and stuff.. so sad that the Monday Night Wars is over and ROH is complete trash

based Cass working the simps into a shoot

>got him to reply
worked

Cringe

i marked out for this, based

He's right and I like Cass and Enzo, but this is MEGA fucking cringe

Didn't him and Enzo sell a ton of merch?

You really think Cass moved ANY of that? and not the manlet who did all the work

to be fair enzo is smaller than daniel bryan and his ring work is less believable than david arquette, so he definitely needs cass when it comes to selling matches

Nope, but they still sold merch as a team so he's not wrong

Dave confirmed Enzo/Cass as a unit did good quarter-hour ratings and moved a ton of merch.
Enzo even drew solo by spiking 205's viewership.

Cass and Enzo are a bit like the Dudley Boys where they don't really work that well when split but seem to play off of each other really well. Bubba/Bully Ray has gotten plenty of singles pushes and the crowds never really seem to click with him as much without Devon.

He had charisma when he was burying Daniel Bryan on the mic

To bad Daniel Bryan buried him out of the company lol

>Bryan still employed and over
>Cass not employed
Do you know what buried means?

Based

Yea Forums are ducks for the Bucks, so of course this promo makes them seethe

HOLY FUCKING BASED

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>Mark is worth more than Jay
I refuse to believe this.

was cringe as fuck until he said happy easter lol, nZo should be the only one talking from here on out because he's money and Cass isn't intimidating at all

>this thread
worked by basedXL

Based Big Ass

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Cass is getting better by the day with his promos and work.

well this video must be the anomaly then

youtube.com/watch?v=SKls1xeJN7Q too bad the wwe fucked up with them

Not a bad promo tbqh, good heat.

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Bully Ray does good, though. He's a heat magnet. What are you on about?

In what fucking world does the "average professional wrestler" make almost $500,000? Not even in WWE is that the average

Tama Tonga and Tanga Loa are the tag champs but this retard is STILL picking a fight with the Briscoes instead of them.

Cause those two won't give nzo and casxl any attention

This. GOD and Harold give no fucks about what ROHetty is doing.

To be fair Briscoes were the start and soon GOD will be involved.

Enzo and Cass have put every tag team and indy organizations on high alert now.

why does he look and kinda sound like Shaggy from scooby doo but with a deeper voice if that makes sense

If they're going to feud with an ROH tag team you feud with the Briscoes.

Age of the Fall went after them when they debuted
When Kings of Wrestling got back together they went after the Briscoes
Haas & Benjamin feuded with them when they came in
When All Night Express became serious their first feud were with the Briscoes

Face it. It doesn't matter if they are champs or not. If you are a tag team and looking to establish yourself in ROH, you feud with the Briscoes first.

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Look at this ROH tag team historian.
Hahahahahahahaha
What a dumb thing to have knowledge of ya cunt.

>daniel ryan vs big ass

Missed this somehow.

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