Well?

>Orton
No.

>Manlet Balor
With ease. These pure strikes he will not escape, mmmm

>AJ
maybe if it were a competition to convince the other of the shape of the earth.

>TFW April
Eyes, Balls & Gut Shots it is.

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> Kevin Owens
The guy has incredible stamina and is decently strong for somebody that doesn't work out. He's also not afraid to shoot in-ring and starting fights with the fans when he was younger. I'm as tall as him but I haven't regularly lift weights in months so the odds aren't in my favors.

Give me a few months to work out and to learn how to properly land a punch then sure, I'm sure I could take him.

>Heath Slater
Well shit this is a tough one.

>Orton
My money is not on me

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>aj
he's a midget so yes

not effective in a real fight ya dum dum

Im going straight for seths balls and becoming new wwe universal champion. Kharmas a bitch Seth

Everybody else beats Rusev so why not?

How could they not even get that graphic correct? I know for a fact Kevin Owens birthday is in May, because I'm two days older than he is.

>Poking someone in the eyes
>Kicking Balls
>Punching a Man with a history of diverticulitus in the gut
>"not effective" in a Real Fight

against a trained MMA fighter? no
you'd be better off trying for some sort of heel hook or a flash uppercut
only a 1% chance of working but it's better than nothing

Motherfucking Big Match John

>Owens
He shoves entire donuts in his mouth. I would shoot make him slip in water and ding-dong diddly clean house.

I can take him

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>jasethy
not even a competition

>june
i wont be able to beat him but i could probably cuck him

>Kane

Like fuck am I fighting a man with a 3 foot dick.

>Balor

If I don't I'd hate to see what my asshole will look like in the morning.

I feel you
I could probably beat him if I am in a good day and he's not, but I don't know if I would have the heart to do so

>KO
Yes.

nah. we'd probably just hang out and eat cheeseburgers

don’t tell people you birth month. Yea Forums hackers can steal your identity

>Balor
Yeah

>AJ
Unlikely, but we would have a three month feud with a ton of non finishes.

>Balor
Probably
>Demon
I'm dead

This dude is such a fag, I bet this was trying to suck up to the trannies and gays

>BROCK
fml

>Everyone else gets main event barn burners while I'm stuck on Superstars with Heath Slater

which month is CM Punkettey?

holy fucking worked

nope Roman always goes over

AJ is gonna bump his ass of for me but I'll still put him over.

Dolph, not even memeing I’m 6”7 I think I actually could lol

>dolph
If shoot wrestling, nah because he’s a legit NCAA all american
In E fight, I’d prolly win because of his shit booking

>Ziggletty
Sure

Based May gang

>Roman
I’ll wait a couple years and he’ll die of Leukemia

>Dean
Ex pz

>June

I’ll beat him by fucking Lana

>Oreowens
Definitely

>Rusev
he'd let me put it in Lana too

>Jan
Sorry kiddos

>Roman
:(

Shoot? Roman could get some work but idk

>Seff

I could tell him that Based Big Dog was cured by God and he'd seethe himself into a shoot.

Daily reminder that if you were born in late september, that means your parents fucked on Christmas.

>Bork
fug

All of those are extremely predictable attacks, its hard to hit someone in the eye when they're moving. Do you think you could land a punch on Borks chin in a shoot fight? The eyes are an even smaller target and missing can easily mangle your hand on his thick neanderthal forehead.

Doloh was a top collegiate wrestler

>Slater

Probably not. I'm an obese manlet and he's a trained boxer

you're very unlikely to land a flush kick to the balls against a ready opponent let alone 1 that's a trained professional

>Brock

I'd go for a cheap shot to either the throat or balls and then a punch to the nose, and if I'm still alive after these steps, a kick to his achilles or the back of his knee to take him down, then double stomp his head has hard as I could.

How does Yea Forums rate my strategy?

Also all the may fags are a valentines day gift

>AJ
ngl if i had a couple years of proper training i could absolutely beat him desu, i could probably do it in a shoot fight without any training too

>Snek
Depends on how much effort he feels like putting in.

>brock
>mfw he no shows

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>AJ Styles
I got 2 inches on that nigga

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Learn to count, nigger

>balor
Nope.

>AJ
>Not Hogan

I could whoop Finn Balor's ass.

Get in here based March chads

Mine's January and I unironically have no clue who that is, so I'll say yeah probably.

>Cena

In Universe? I'm fucked
In a shoot fight? He has more muscles than me, I'm probably fucked

based junechads going over clean and becoming a bull

AJ, doubt it.

Dumb marks. Dolph was a top college wrestler. He is a real shooter who could beat your fat asses.

>Finn

Oh yeah. KO is probably the only easier fight there.

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>Ramen
I don't think I can beat the big dog, but I can probably make him SEETHE before he beats my ass, so it'd be worth it.

welp time to see you flying around the ring like a ragdoll

>FBI using wrestlers dates of birth to acquire info on 4channers
ALL OF YOU HAVE BEEN WORKED

>Seth

At least i have bigger dick then him. That warms me more then beating him

No but Leukemia maybe can.

>Orton
Oh shit oh fuck

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Big Match John. No chance.

tpww.net/info/birthdays/

Would you watch your birth month roster?

>Omega
>Miz
>Punk
>Edge
>Deadie, Chavo and Hector Guerrero
>Scott Hall
>Rikishi
>MVP
>Taka
>Taz
>Ricochet
>Tama Tonga
>Sammartino
>Rhino
>John Morrison

October seems pretty fun

Owerns? Maybe on a fat fuck on a pole match

Hello fellow Octochad. I hit him in the legs and run for it like the RepoMan.

>reigns

ok, I beat him in a not having lukemia match

>tfw I have to shoot wrestle NCAA All-American Dolph in May, but he’s a july guy
May is absolute DIMES
I’d watch

Why couldnt my guy be cm punk, i could destroy him no question

I'll just take away Romans cancer meds.

>Rusev
No but I can cuck him

how is the June territory looking?

the 3 aces
>Earthquake
>Cody thank you for drawing the house
>Big Bible AJ

the brawlers/hoss division
>Terry Funk
>Brusier Brody
>Mankind
>Dan Severn
>Mark Henry
>Sandman

jerry lynn division
>Jerry Lynn

aesthetic division
>Lex Luger
>Superstar Billy Graham
>Ultimate Warrior
>Drew McIntrye

brap division
>Bayley
>Liv Morgan
>Layla
>Priscilla Kelly

on commentary
>Gorilla Monsoon
>Don West

>Dec
I'm not sure if I want to since the leukemia