I wish I had game like Teddy Hart
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Are you stupid or just retarded?
Neither, just wish I had game to chat up a mother and daughter like Teddy
if he had a match with ibushi who would injure themselves first?
I like this guy. Too bad he was too hot for WWE TV.
based
>chats up the mom
>then gets the daughters number
holy fucking based
Based as fuck
>"Yeah, I had Maryse over at my house. I had a lot of women at my house and they all got home safe. By the way Miz, when you kiss Maryse... how's my dick taste?!"
Hahahahahaa!!!
How can one man be so based? I gotta find the shoot where he reminisces about beating Punk's ass in a Denny's parking lot.
based
You see that fucking ice around his neck?! God damn, that must be like $800,000+ worth of diamonds. PIMP!
The old roastie just about slid off her chair when he told her he'd been in jail for 7 months.
Ibushi would go for a balcony moonsault and Teddy would move the quickest he has in years to get out of the way
he's good-looking, a bit famous and an arrogant prick, he's gonna get girls based on that alone, that's not game
>he's good-looking
You must be the ugliest shitbaby ever aborted if you think Ted is attractive
I thought that was Renee Dupree. Teddy isn't that insecure that he would say shit like that
He's got a good body (full homo) and masculine facial features. The male model meme isn't necessary to get laid.
Cringe
Ain't bumpin your gay ass thread anymore. Watch it die nigga!
Not my thread, incel.
Teddy is married to his Aunt Diane to keep the Hart name.
Ted looks like garbage and speaks like a retarded. It's just his overwhelming super male vitality working overtime and drawing the grool.
>has to abuse his cats to get over
simp
DUDE
Exactly
I love that he's a Hart but is basically a shoot heel. He's like the evil version of Bret, and I've seen enough tv to know evil versions of the good guy always works.
>the evil version of Bret
Please explain this. I watched the video and he doesn't really seem like a bad guy.
I love this mofo, I think he said he's the first person in Canada to reject homosexuality or something?
He's not chugging milk, he's chugging beer. He's not a white meat soldier saying his prayers, he's in a bar open shirted, oozing machismo all over some slags and their daughters. Profane? Sure, and good at it too. He's the formulaic WWE "bad guy" and would've drawn dimes with that name and that 5 o'clock shadow.
As for actual bad guy, no I didn't mean that. I meant for TV.
It was Dupree. He did shoot kick Punks ass outside some waffle house tho
teddy got into the biz too early. his immaturity cost him big time early on. if he had waited until he was 22-23 he would have been on top in WWE
harry smith is nuts too though. to a much lesser extent but the jake roberts ordeal exposed him as a total headcase.
tyson kidd seems like the most well adjusted person from that group, probably because he wasn't actually in the family. shame about his injury
Hey, Heenan did say the Hart's were nuts!
holyshit this thread I made is still going? Teddy = draw
SEETHING
>the most talented Hart family member (yes, better than Bret, Owen, and Davey Boy)
>trained in the Dungeon by Stu Hart
>became the Dungeon trainer (trained Jack Evans, Tyson Kidd and Harry Smith)
>youngest wrestler to ever be signed by WWE
>legit tough guy
>golden gloves boxer
>young AJ Styles stole all his moves from Teddy
>worked Sloppy Joe into a seething shoot
>beat CM Punk's ass long before Micky Gall ever did
>WSX biggest breakout star
>so uber talented WWE hired him again
>far too BASED WWE fired him again
>set AAA business on fire
>drug dealer - is a millionaire from selling weed
>has been to prison and not only survived but thrived
>lived with wife and girlfriend and fucked them both at same time
>beat false rape charges
>trained cats to do flips
>Batista bought him an omelette once
>Kevin Nash said TNA should have hired him yesterday
>owned an escort agency
>did the highest backflip on the planet
>looks like a star
>has cool ring gear
>makes all his own clothes
>dripping with charisma
>hits the weights
>pussy magnet
>better promo than Conor McGergor
if he's so great why is his ceiling a bingo hall?
>inb4 "he's too BASED" or some other bulbasaur babble
Well, when actually looking at his career objectively, it's almost as if Teddy is 2 bAseD 2 LacE for one of the monopoly feds, haters gonna hate
Found the white incel
I hope that you have fun being a midcard champion in MLW Teddy.
BASED
>night out on philly
>PHILLY
if only you people knew. philly is full of the skankiest, bottom of the barrel, trashiest sluts you will ever meet. and thats not even me exaggerating. i witnessed 4 gangbangs at house parties in just high school alone.
if you want to find easy skanks wait until the summer when all of the philly and jersey sluts go to wildwood. easy.
btw pic related is the most overrated steaks in philly
Why are most of the Harts generic Canadian white dudes, but for some reason Teddy is a short spic nigger?
If his neck and back are not fucked it's not too late for him.
his "dad" got cucked by invader 2
He's too fucking Chad to be in the WWE and rightfully so
Teddy is GOAT
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Teddys Greek and he's taller than Bret
all the hart kids are wiggers
But that's what Bret was in real life according to his book
I actually believe it. When he wasn't a greaser Fonzerelli on tv, he was living that whole Canadian cowboy gimmick from Stampede
Can we get a roll call on the babes in these two pictures?
I see Teddy sparked a blunt for them (pic 1) that's why they're so happy...
TripleMania is bingohall?
I haven’t had sex in like six months and have gotten so horny I’ve just said fuck it, I’m hitting on women in their 30s and 40s, girls I went to high school with, whatever. fuck it somebody’s daughter is getting boned
jerking the curtain doesn't count