Deadie Cuckuerrero

>got his ass kicked by Road Warrior Hawk
>aging, depressed, HGH injecting, vanilla midget, mid-card superstar
>fell off the wagon
>dishonourably released from the WWE in November 2001 for being a drug addict fuck up
>panic attacks, low self confidence
>drew pesos... too bad pesos aren’t worth a dime
>couldn't draw as WWE Champion
>couldn't handle that responsibility of being WWE Champion
>lowest drawing WWE Champion of ALL TIME
>posthumously overrated
>after Deadie passed away, because he didn't pay his taxes, it lead to Vickie and her kids, nearly losing thier home, so WWE hired her and flew her coach class forcing us to witness her obesity, ugliness and horrible acting on TV for years
>we were also forced to endure years of tasteless horrible Eddie storylines with Mysterio, Chavo, Benoit, Vickie
>She got poor Amy Zidian, who was playing the part of Jimmy Yang's girlfriend fired after she asked Vickie Cuckuererro why she was a diva and made a comment about her looks. Vickie responded by saying that as she wasn't pretty enough she better get out of "your" locker room. Zidian honestly didn't have a clue who Vickie was and had no idea why she was on the roster.
>he failed to raise his kids because he died young
>his daughter grew up to be a bulimic because of having no father figure in her life
>consequently his daughter FAILED at having a wrestling career due to having no guidance from her father
>jobber Aiden English married his daughter and fittingly carries on the Cuckuerrero legacy

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kek what a bitch

Alright, this is fucking stupid. You and the nash poster really are the same person, every single time a nash thread pops up an eddie one pops up soon after. It's 4:00 in he morning and you're already doing this shit, just let it die!

On /wooo/ this guy would be banned.

Those board I just the same five suicidal 23 year old NEETs who live with their mothers and never leave home so they’re lonely and have to socialise here of all places

It’s horrific, this board should be removed.

Which boards, if any, should stay?

Literally all of them except this one.

literally all of them should be removed except this one? based

Yea Forums is the only real board. The rest are bots.

seething

I knew it all along.

Cringe

It's pretty obvious when you think about it. Who plays with toys? Nobody, that's for children, so why would there be a toy board?

for years I thought I was shadowbanned on other boards. now it makes sense

Your posts don't even appear to other people. Delete your cookies properly and you'll see they disappear.

nash and eddie rape posting needs to be a banable offence

>flood the board
>try and push the 'us Yea Forumsie originals hate BOTH memes!'
every time wolfcuk

This is what you wanted though. You wanted shitposting and no mods. This is the glorious freedom you couldn't get on /wooo/.

no im just sick of it fuck wolfcuck and his faggotry

The hilarious thing is that /wooo/s version of this is the fucking machine meme, which is 1000 times better.

kek what a bitch

THEN GO BACK TO YA SINKING SHIP YA FUCKING DING-DONG DIDDLY SIMP

>22 posts
>9 posters
Yo pussy feels great, you should try it sometime its based

Deadie was trash

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> Eddie is thankfully being buried like he deserves
OH NO NO NO NO

OH NO NO NO NO

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necrobump

>necrobumping your own threads
Sad fuck.

seething

Deadie was a disgrace

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