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Orale holmes! I got raped in the summer of 89
Anthony Bennett
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Jacob Flores
we know Deadie
Kevin Gutierrez
...
Joshua Fisher
>gets raped
>gets arrested and booked
Poor eddie just cant catch a break
Jaxson Cruz
Also left his family with a hefty tax bill to pay. So sad!
Daniel Flores
Blake Reyes
Fucking kek
Wyatt Butler
it real
oh no no no no no
Leo Nelson
I'm from /wooo/ and I don't get this. Is it supposed to be a meme? Do you guys need help with memes again? We can loan you another one if you promise not to fuck it up like the Undertaker one we gave you.
Joseph Myers
Deadie Cuckuerrero was anally raped by gang of black men who then brapped in his face during Summer of 89. His hole was ravaged and Benoit watched Guerrero cry as he shat out the cum out of his ass. It was leaked to dirtsheets but Meltzer refused to report it out of respect.
Joshua Collins
>Undercarder is from woo
Holy shit fuck off you insufferable faggot.
Nathan Bell
OK I don't think you people deserve a meme.
Justin Walker
OH FUCK OFF WE GET THIS 100 TIMES A DAY IM SICK OF IT
Christopher Jackson
Nash and Eddie represent two styles of wrestling. If you like one you can not like the other. One is tall 7-foot chad while the other can't be seen without a telescope. One a powerhouse who has the adults in awe, while the other does a million flips in a match to attract the incel NEETs. One looks like a wrestler with his massively jacked build while the other is no bigger than a 12 year old at 5-foot 6. One is in peak physical condition while the other six feet under. One drew dimes at a time wrestling was popular and over with everyone, while the other was the lowest drawing champion in history and tanked attendance, ratings & buyrates. It is a war. Representing old style vs nu style. And Eddie fans are being btfo day in day out since ouutside an quad and an adjective they have to fabricate stories to bury Big Sexy or spam horse porn.
Parker Sanders
Newfags will give this b8 (you)s
Mine doesnt count
Anthony Hall
You still deserve to see memes like this
Thomas Torres
I literally remember it from /wooo/ in 2013, before Yea Forums was even a board.
Xavier Garcia
>Nash and Eddie represent two styles of wrestling
Holy shit you're a fucking mark.
Isaac Flores
A kike judge let him off with no jail time.
Nolan Nguyen
It didn't start on asp you stupid fuck
Justin Fisher
One is a rape victim, the other is Eddie Guerrero
Isaac Lee
If your interested in the real story. Allegedly...
>As Deadie was leaving a small money losing show he headlined
>Art struck him from behind and forced Deadie to the ground
>Deadie attempted to fight off his attacker but he was too small and physically inferior to stop it
>Deadie screamed out in pain as his asshole was torn to shreds until it prolapsed
>Deadie's asshole bled for 7 days even after being stitched up
Jonathan Evans
>wrestling on Yea Forums didnt exist before 2013
piss off wewtist
Jeremiah Stewart
One of Art Barr's ringnames was "The Intruder".
Christian Wright
kek Deadie is a bitch
Erm I mean WAS a bitch kek
Lincoln Bailey
tl;dr a meme started about kevin nash getting raped in 1992. A severely mentally ill person who is obsessed with nash started spamming and samefagging his own damage control meme about eddie in response as if that is somehow relevant(he's insane)
Evan Hill
Its from Yea Forums newfag b8 harder
Only wew memes are cringe shit like MUH ARMBARS
Gabriel James
>Excerpt from book
It was a hot summer night in the shithole known as México. Deadie "La Sombra" Cuckuerrero Rodriguez Martinez Chimichanga had just gotten done wrestling Rey Mysterio Sr. for 150 pesos and an ear of corn with mayonnaise on it. Deadie went and visited his favorite whorehouse, where he did a line of coke, took a shot of tequila, and went to the back to fuck his favorite 16 year old hooker. When he arrived at her room, however, he was surprised to see a tall black woman, with the longest legs he had ever seen. "Oh la le vato, chinga mi familia! Es bueno!" Deadie was horned up and ready to fuck this ebony queen. He went in for a kiss, and thr black lady judo threw him onto the bed facedown. "Eh holmes, Deadie don play dat shit vato ese arriba la-" Deadie felt the strong hands of the woman on his back, pressing him into the matress. That was when he knew he had made a terrible mistake. The hooker, it turns out, was a tranny, with a massive black dick bigger than a maglite flashlight. She was kind enough to use lubrication, but for the next 90 minutes she used Deadie's helpless, tiny body as her personal fleshlight. By the time she was done with him, Deadie accepted his fate. She came down his throat and he thanked her, paid her all of his money, and went back home, a single tear on his cheek, conflicted about the pain and pleasure he had experienced.
Evan Ramirez
Reminder someone actually spent time writing this crap and thought it would be funny
Austin Edwards
/wooo/tube made the DEAN meme too.
Benjamin Price
WRONG.
It seems a lot of people get triggered by people mocking Deadie. Look at the threads, everyone loses their shit and tries to deflect to Big Sexy.
Jaxson Davis
Wow that's awful. I hope you folk get some good posters one day.
Jeremiah Bennett
Is it common for rape victims to enter the world of porn? e.g. Deadie Cuckuerrero entered gay porn under the alias of Herman Chulo in 1990 after his summer of 1989 rape
Oliver Williams
We already got them. Thx.
MY NAME IS ENZO AMORE
AND THIS RIGHT HERE IS BIG SEXY KEVIN NASH
AND HE'S SEVEN FEET TALL
AND YOU CANT TEACH THAT
AND I AM A CERTIFIED PREDATOR
AND A BONAFIDE RAPIST
AND YOU CANT TEACH THAT
AND THIS RIGHT HERE?
THIS IS DEADIE KEKUERRERO
AND HE'S CRYING BECAUSE I JUST FUCKED HIS ASS
AND YOU CANT TEACH THAT
BADA BOOM
RAPED DEADIE KEKUERRERO IN THE SUMMER OF 89’
HOW YOU DOIN?
Dylan Williams
Yea Forums's wrestling general was 20% people complaining about being banned from /wooo/ and 80% Diva fetish posting.
Easton Young
Do they only post in burger hours or something?
Chase Clark
Gabriel Long
Dominic Gray
Andrew Johnson
Elijah Allen
Jordan Bennett
Sebastian Allen
Luis Nelson
Isaac Bennett
Colton Miller
Juan Kelly
kek what a bitch
Adrian Lewis
Nolan Martin
vocaroo.com
OH NONONONONONO
Jace Mitchell
>Always the guy
>Always drew big time
>Always had great matches
>Always cut memorable promos
>Always put people over
>Had the balls to stay in WWF even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the greatest Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the greatest Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Elevated King of the Ring so high in 2002, it was immediately retired for knowledge that it would never be that good again
>Was so big a deal on his own that he didn't need to constantly clog up the main title scene
>Tied for best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Best member of The Ministry
>Best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" utterly BTFO The Kliq an achieved everything, including gracing us with Savio Vega
>His biker gimmick was GOAT
>His MMA gimmick was GOAT
>Correctly referred to as "The Best Pure striker In The WWE"
>GOAT taste in Whiskey
>Luxurious head of hair
>Handsome tattoo of a random woman's name with no real signifigance to anything in particular
>Succeeded at life so amazingly with his first marriage that he decided to do it again.
>Held the greatest streak in the history of the wrestling industry
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one amazing middle manager who is so indispensible, he stays at the same job for 25 years earning the respect of all his colleagues, like that one guy from The Office.
>Drew so well with his 1997 title run that Bret Hart took the belt off him
>Spent the latter part of his career elevating young talent just by stepping in the ring with them
>The biggest impact he had on the business was being the GOAT in literally all aspects.
Cooper Peterson
wtf and who are you talking about?
Ayden Turner
>14 posters
>51 posts
Seek a therapist man
Mason Nguyen
Asher Young
kek
Liam Reyes
Holy fuck wolfie get a fucking hobby
Colton Cook
bump
Gabriel Gomez
Joseph Murphy
Nathan Brown