ITT:god tier promos
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Back in the late 80s Mach was doing a promo on the that I haven't been able to find since. Went something like "Well ya know Gene the ladies in (city name) they've been calling the macho Man, they've been writing letters, they say 'Macho you're the SEXIEST man in Professional Wrestling' yeahhh" "Alright macho Man thank y -" "OH YEAH SEX"
Sounds like a shit promo
Where the fuck does he get those creams I still don't know.
your life is a shit promo
it's because he's the cream of the crop, user
Why does no one ever remember this epic gem? It basically launched the career of HHH.
>why does no one remember Triple H
heh.
hahahaha i didn't know that after the math part steiner discussed his sexual prowess
>Destroys Billy Gunns entire push in one 5 minute promo
GOAT
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It's all in the delivery.
Because it's the most contrived shoot promo ever.
Top 5 best promos
>lays the smackdown on Triple H's feelings
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Reminds me of a story Petey was talking about during his mini Steiner time, it's when Scott met Petey's wife and right out the gate Scott's all "oh yeah, hey baby wanna get with the real deal?"
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Here's a medly of some of his best stuff including some of his RARE promos for the canceled Hogan feud. For those of you who don't know, Jake was set to do a feud with Hogan but the whole angle got axed when Jake got cheered over Hogan and Hogan started to get booed. Hogan feared that Jake could become a huge star and challenge his spot, so Hogan convinced Vince to drop it. Jake then moved on to Steamboat. The whole spot of him DDTing Steamboat on the concrete was a way to get him heat and the fans to stop cheering for Jake. Conveniently, these promos have never been on the Network or even on Jake's own DVD.
What could Billy have even told the rock at that point to win the promo battle? Like holy shit, he killed him
I remember the old HHH documentary that revolved around this interview before the revisionist history really set in. It's good, but it's probably too "shoot" for them to sell these days. How many "casual" fans know what the Curtain Call is anymore?
Based
Legendary
Best post in the thread.
Jake understood the purpose of promos and knew how to sell the fight without coming off super silly and sales-ey like a lot of 80s wrestlers.
Crazy that this wasn't even on raw
Heel DX was always BASED. When Shawn came back is when DX turned to shit.
DX was always shit you stupid nostalgia fag
Do I even have to post the link?
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More gaitch bashing, The Rock and HBK fucking killed him.
>gaytch pulls the mic to his face to start speaking but HBK just calls for his music to be played
>gaytch visibly seething afterwards
Was it a work or a shoot?
I hope so. HBK and Rock work well together.
BASED
If Scott was 6'2 he would've gotten a better career.
Always ready to post this. The last part always gets me.
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i unironically cant tell if they are shooting or not
TNA has a lot of forgotten gems
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More like million dollar BASED man.
>his best promo was on heat
lmao
Legitimately the best thread on this board in a long time.
BASES LAWLER GOLDUST IS A FAG
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great post fren
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>10 minute solo promo
>entire thing is entertaining
Life sucks and then you die.
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he said god tier
He had great mic skills but that was it, he looked like shit and couldnt work for shit. Eternal manager material
t.Pot-bellied loser
I literally don't care about workrate at all. If there is a guy that is as good on the mic as Enzo and there's a good story behind whatever match he's booked in, the wrestling itself is irrelevant to me. I know this isn't a common opinion, but that's just how I feel.
I agree with that sentiment if you have the look to go with the mic but enzo looks like a dweeb
>Kane is always viewed as Carder's jannety
He deserves better.
The Ultimate Maniacs had the hypest promos
Look at those kids go crazy for those two
I think that works for his character though.
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I HAVE TO WAKE UP EVERYDAY AND LOOK AT THIS
*starts punching his forehead*
nigga bleeds so good
I remember this promo scaring me as a lad
>tfw squeamish and feel a little sick from this
STOP HITTING THE WOUND. i watch the stupid eddie and jbl match just fine but
>Chris Jericho predicts the future of the business
Literally the best heel in wrestling history.
Cena fucking killed edge, this was the last big match of their fued, sadly.
Holy shit, was he magician?
if Cena had been an heel for a while and I mean serious heel, not Flair flavoured Thuganomics, he would've been Rock/Hogan/Austin status by now
I like the part when Rock and King say "Kaneanites" at the same perfect time.
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Now that is a good heel gimmick
Based and redpilled
HBK shitting on Canada and baiting them with Bret's music will always be my favourite
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YIP
What does Doctor D's shirt say?
his still being held back now
the ding-dong diddly marks are in the ring!
Based Heyman
holy based
Applies today so much
Applied then too.
I always liked this one. Simple but effective.
Barely remember storyline back then was it the triple h run?
The state of the wrestling industry.
me after eating beans in the background
Does anyone have the sheik's promo where he has a turkey called Hogan and hes spitting on it and stuff?
I wish they'd rehire him to just rant every week on Raw for a couple minutes
>tazz trying not to cry
damn
>when you don't want to trust the eternal jew but he's right on basically everything
damn you Heyman
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what about this one?
i like how billy wasnt even present for his own burial
The Invasion angle.
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>PICK UP THE COTTON
>pick up the cotton!?
>*cut to commercial*
Who's more of a Jew Vince or heyman?
Oh god invasion I managed to mentally block that I forgot it even happened
>exposes the business
>gets mad he gets punished
what the fuck is wrong with him
mmmmmm this thread isnt badass enough. Someone post the classic Taker and Big Show promo.
NEW JAPAN? MORE LIKE OLD JAPAN
If he did rants like that people would stop watching because they know he's right.
Edge looks rough.
As much as I disliked Roman at the time, this was fucking based
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I miss pyro.
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I could listen to Briscoe promos for hours
based af
>Wrestling at it's peak popularity
>muh rasslin' rasslers, rasslin' matches, fucking yankee, this sucks
State of this guy
Jim Cornette Shoots On WCW
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>"You got a guy like Kevin Nash, 40 years old, trying to act like a teenager. As far as I'm concerned, the biggest no-talent in the business. He's got six moves, no mobility."
BASED
>getting worked by a 20yo promo
CRINGE
Nah, Corny was worked by that Yankee that brought wrestling into the 90s.
>bitches and moans about a 20yo promo
>gets offended over the word yankee
Sorry bro. You definitely got worked.
bumpin this good thread
jesus christ
If he did this promo in 98 WCW they would've won the war
The one where Flair buries Shane Douglas is fucking incredible.
Never saw till now
Fuck....this is brilliant
I'm a fan of Bret and I loved this promo when it came out. Austin ruled. Both of them were Goat
Dude was a legend
WHERE IN THE GOD DAMN WAS HE GETTING ALL THOSE CREAMER CUPS FROM
and people say true heel heat isn't attainable in 2k19
It's a shame the WWE fucked him up. He should of came in and dominated and let to say whatever he wanted. Ratings gold.
Problem was he could barely move too so I understand the wwe perspective.
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Shanes first promo
Dude. I forgot all about that shit. I couldn't believe it when I heard it, back then it was funny and it's still funny today. Unfortunately though you'll never see that type of edge from the wwe again
Badass.. haven't seen it since I was a kid. Thank you user
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This reminded me of this promo that not only had Warrior and Savage being crazy but also had Flair and Perfect in it as well. Flairs line about beating up guys in facepaint is still one of my favorite lines ever.
>meanwhile with him as head writer RAW did its lowest numbers until today
>SMW failed
based?
Nice
Heyman is a literal Jew, so him.
at least vince pays his guys
Hell, back in the original ECW days Vince used to pay Heyman's guys too
Not bad.
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Imagine how much better this promo would have been if Ric would have said "This is Richard Fleihr talking to Paul Levesque"
Cuh-ringe