IM THOUSAND OF DOLLARS IN DEBT AFTER THE ABORTION, BUT ITS OK BECAUSE THE IMPACT GAMETHREAD IS HERE

Damn.... I wasn't ready for the Fallah / KM team to be done yet. A few years ago KM was one of my least liked wrestlers on Impact. But he grew leaps and bounds working with Fallah and now i'm actually sad to see him go.

I miss the preshow with A Toot

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based

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>womyn's shit
>intergender shit
You're losing me with this bullshit, TNA

Nice

That BAHH dive

That may have been the fattest guy I've ever seen a suicide dive. And it was fucking great too.

Based BAHH

Eli who

>Based BAHH
Truly the Michaels of the gfw merger.

Melissa

I gotta say, "impact wrestling" as a chant isnt half as good as "TNA" was

Very fun opener tho

I can't be mad. that was a fun match

Did not expect that Bahh dive

Just joined. Did Melissa do anything cute today like forget to unmute her mic?

RIP eli

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Same

>Dez

>Did Melissa do anything cute today like forget to unmute her mic
No sadly.

>trey
>wentz
Is Vince in control of Impact, too?

Really digging this mini feud moose Is having with the rascals, they always put out good matches

Same

Big vs. small and the clash of styles is entertaining pretty much all of the time

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MOOSE IS THE FUCKING MAN ALL U KEKOLDS BOW DOWN TO HIS BBC

Really good match

Poor Kiera

RIP Kiera

Rosemary turned heel?

I guess.

she did just try to kill Kiera, I think.

RIP

F

Grow a chin

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Based Tessa

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Tessa rules so fucking hard.

Goat

Gail "not actually retired lol" Kim shouldn't go over, but she's probably going to book herself to...

Holy fuck i need to have passionate sex with tessa blanchard

>Holy fuck i need to have passionate sex with tessa blanchard
Based

Time to play the game.

>Tessa will never publically humliate you

>>Tessa will never publically humliate you
Sad

Based Jobber Dreamer

Not digging Rich Swann's lack of facial hair/new hairstyle.

OVE

>airing the steiner promo

holy bases

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now go away tommy

Kino

Eat shit faggot

>Not digging Rich Swann's lack of facial hair/new hairstyle.
Same

Niggers are so cringe

He looks younger. That's a good thing.

Now Miss Piggy is in the ring...great

lel

Thick

I looked away and thought Pope was back wrestling. I liked the beard

>I looked away and thought Pope was back wrestling
Kino entrance youtube.com/watch?v=lkFh-tPUFNw

Madisonwinslol

Lol Melissa spilled water on her laptop

Taya should've said she wishes she was in Mexico and cut the second half of the promo in Spanish.

If they have Jordynne take the title off her I'll be pissed.

Man i like Madison but you can see by how shes booked she sucks the dick of Matthews

RIP laptop.

This Sadly.

RIP don

>you will never have a chick like Melissa

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Lmao poor don

Melissa is high as fuck

Melissa's hosting is some bush league shit.

Roid Rage

Hi Lance Storm.

LANCE STORM

ah shit it's LANCE STORM

youtube.com/watch?v=nNBWHhtV2VQ

DUMMY

god i hope these dumbasses booked Eddie and Eli to go over in this match

Whats wrong with the lucha bros?

Love the Lucha Bros. I just hate how Impact did Eli Drake and think it would be funny if they fired him while he was champ.

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RIP eli

Now he sucks their dick after shitting on them for years

>Now he sucks their dick after shitting on them for years
The Orlando thing.

???

Looks like we were going to get Eddie vs. Eli at Rebellion

wow a feud between eli and eddie!

oh wait

If we forget Fulton vs Dreamer this was one hell of a show

See ya next week chadpacts!!

Orlando Jordan's debut right after Kanyon suicide.

Can't believe Eli Drake got fired for attacking Eddie Edwards.

RIP

I still don't understand
Someone can't be a faggot because some other faggot necked himself?

Found it youtube.com/watch?v=DmEVngpMlfM

I thoroughly enjoyed the show tonite. Cya next week

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Next week

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dimes

This

Not a single well known wrestler in their locker room anymore. Why do they even bother

Ass vs tits

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Both

IM A ASS MAN!!

I was listening to Callis and Lance on a podcast this week and they said they were trying to create an All Japan style 4 pillars with Brian Cage, Johnny Impact, Moose and Killer Kross where they only ever lose to each other and if anybody else beats them it should feel like a big deal.

And then I watch tonight and some manlet just beat Moose.

Didn't watch because fuck impact for firing Eddie also unsubscribed from their twitch, would gladly resubscribe once they hire him back and offer a full apology

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Eddie?

Don's selling was bretty gud

why do people still watch impact after all the originals left? just let it goddamn die

nobody actually watches Impact apart from the Indians and a bunch of sister fucking hillbillies who thinks that the south will rise again to Make America Great Again.

Faggot detected.

Don't you have a rally to go to?

Rent free

People still watch TNGay?

COPE

lmaoing @ the state of Simpact's women's division

Agreed based don.

Eli Drake was the one that got fired, not Eddie.

because it's still better than wwe even if they took all their top talent

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Bumpy wumpy