My girlfriend keeps dropkicking me in the back

Hey guys my gf keeps dropkicking me in the back almost daily that I developed problems in my lower spinal region, she's sneaky so I have a hard time detecting her.
What's good wrestling moves that I can counter her with?

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a gun

Your girlfriend is based and there's no counter for it other than running away every time you sense it.

Girlfriend?
Nice try faggot.

Give her the Nia Jax Special then facefuck her while she bleeds from her nose.

Based and Pillman pilled

Ankle lock in mid air.

Isnt it obvious? RKO

Just dodge her attack, climp on the top rope and do a shooting star press on her ass

Well unless you have padded floors you solhouldn't be the only one with problems of the spine
Fucking larper

Based gf watching okada matches and trying to emulate the GOAT

at least OP can get physical contact with a woman

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EMERALDO FLOWWSSIOOOONNNN

focus on working the leg OP. her dropkick days will be over

Handle Izzy on your own, JJ. You got yourself into this.

Sneak up on her and hit that girl with the Surprise Impregnation.

Sounds good

Bases

>learn to paper mache
>learn to paint realistic shadows
>take accurate measurements of light sources and light intensity around your house
>create life sized paper mache replica of yourself
>wait patiently for her to dropkick the replica
>bonce ronce the cornew and des her gona sasd ewrg

OMEGA DRIIIVER

quickly whip around so that instead of her feet hitting your lower back, they hit your face with your tongue out

Anal full nelson.

Catch her legs and make her tap out to a Sharpshooter or the Walls of Jericho.

Once, my gf landed a dropkick on me. The next time that bitch tried it, I pushed her down and Cesaro swung her around the backyard til she puked, she never tried a wrestling move again.

maybe stop frogpostinig

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Amazing plan, thank you.
I'll get the supplies

Very advanced for me

Why would you need to paint the shadows? Wouldn't the paper mache things cast shadows?

Hit that homie in the penis

based chad retiring the stupid roastie with 1 (one) low impact move