"Hey user! So Jenny tells me you're a wrestling fan! Wanna go to the AEW show in July in Jacksonville? I have an extra ticket!
What?
You only watch WWE? Oh user, you can't be serious, ahahahahaha. You still watch that kiddie garbage? Are you joking me? Ahahahaha, how can you expect to get laid when you admit you're a WWE fan? If you can't develop some good tastes when it comes to something as simple as wrestling, how can anyone expect you to have good taste in anything? Oh user, how can anyone take you seriously? And to think, I thought you were kinda cute...
Don't worry about it, I have Chad on speed dial and he's an AEW fan so I'll just go with him! And after the show... Let's just say, he'll be getting "ALL IN" to these panties ;)"
