Ends the career of bryan danielson to appease a small contingent of reddit cuckolds

Why is WWE so full of botch prone unsafe workers?

new day also just injured Sheamus

Idiots, Bryan has been working injured for weeks if not months but wanted one last Mania. Do you honestly think he just happened to get injured right after the biggest show of the year?

With a Trouble in Paradise, lmao.

Bryan or most of the simps in the locker room would have retired after this kick but based Miz took it like a man

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based Orton for sparing us from this shitter for so many years

>broke the nose of Rusev

the only thing funny about this midcard comedy shitter is how many people he has injured

King Mabel's spirit lives within Kofi.

>injured the only one who can carry the company for reddit points
>concussed semen spunk
>crossbodies Rusev's nose in his skull
>too stoopid to remember a match's finish
I know the list is longer fellas

SOS

>took a picture with a subhuman furry

DEM WHITE BOIS CRYING

>never fixed his busted up chest

oh dear God, remain on the injuries and don't remind of such faggotry I beg you, that was atrocious

samefag seethin'

>years earlier smarks were crying about orton derailing his push
>da evil snake man stopped da based black guy from main events
>years later based black man injurea and might possibly retire smark favorite bryan
im glad this happened

do you think ali is seething that kofi replaced him at EC?

Based Kofi "the hitman" Kingston

yes and that muslim guy who streams with the black guy is fuming even more because Ali is better than he could ever hope to be
its a long chain of seethe and fume, brother

Miz deserved that for all the people he refused to catch over the years.

Source: ass

DEM RATINGS COLLAPSING

breaking bulbasaurs into wrestling was a mistake

Truly an Orwellian post. Cryan marks are calling Kofi Kingston everything Bryan is yet when it's Kofi they suddenly hate it.

I HURTIN' BRYAN

Better than pleasing a large contingent of reddit cuckolds with dbry. Remember, it's alot easier to play a heel and that's why dbry is tolerable now so he's got it easy. Just look at Lesnar/Haitch/AJ etc.

I wish I could find it or remember where it was from, but I recall seeing something a few years back where a WWE referee or doctor joked about how Kofi has sent sooo many people to the trainers room with injuries

I wonder why all the focus is on Kofi too.
>He's too thin
Seth is the universal champion
>He's to dangerous to work with
Seth is the universal champion
>He's an anti draw
Seth is the universal champion

>its kofi's fault that Bryan's weak vegan bones led him to be injured again
if this was the first time, sure, but Bryan literally cannot stay healthy to save his life, I love his character and his work but jesus, he needs to do some strength training and work on his diet because he is weak as fuck and will kill himself in the ring

who hurt you??

or maybe it's because he's pushing 40, has been wrestling for half his life, and he wrestles pretty hard

Imagine hating based D-Bry

>implying the spot wasn't bryan's idea
>implying he isn't a glutton for punishment
>implying bryan hasn't consistently had an issue with pushing himself to limits he shouldn't be

man almost started a fistfight with triple h for cancelling his match when he got concussed, he's an absolute junkie when it comes to wrestling like he has a death wish

he's 100% my favourite wrestler but he's irresponsible as fuck and has always been irresponsible as fuck. if WWE doesn't clear him again after this he will go to AEW and die in the ring

SOS

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>bryan danielson

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He's got balls which is why he is one of the only guy Vince begrudgingly respects, along with all his peers. He just doesn't give a fuk and goes out to get it on every night, says what he wants, does it his way, and never let himself get buried due to sheer midget rage. On top of that, he doesn't give a fuk about star ratings, anyone's opinions, etc... Dude just wants to achieve his own personal goals and vision.

DEY SEE ME BOTCHIN'

Bryan is okay dude, they always say "omg, he retired" but he always come back, he almost lose his eye, tear his chest muscle apart, broke his neck, bruises on his head, but he always keep coming back, and will be back, infront of 50,000 on Wrestlemania, 50 people on some indy arena or 20,000 on mexico arena.

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Based shooter kofi destroying smark darlings

SOS

Are the New Day the most embarassing thing about wrestling? How can grown adults watch "pancake power" without realising their "sport" is aimed at 14 year old girls

well, they either get pops from people who love their fun, no fucks given antics or they work seething simps like you so with that logic, they are some of the best in the business

>Daniel Bryan gets to end his career after getting retired in the ring at Wrestlemania, passing the torch after his own Wrestlemania championship win five years
Tbqh seems like a kino conclusion to me. Only thing I would have changed is making it the main event, instead of the botchfest women's match.

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>love their fun

Literally only children could find their "antics" funny. Or Americans I guess

*five years ago

Because no one gave a fuck about Brock as Champ either. People are mad about Kofi because he went over /ourguy/ big dimes DB.

DEM WHITE BOIS SEETHIN

>passes the torch to another 37 year old

Yes, and?

So Dbry could do the stomps safe and Kofi tried but hurt him?

four botches in 11 years is normie, stormweenie

Seth at least has a little muscle mass. Kofi looks anorexic

people were worried when dbry did them because they are hard to do safe and he's dbry, they were retarded to let kofi do them

D-Bry knows how to do it, it's called perfecting your craft, son

Nigga, you could see Kofi holding back. The stomps looked weak as hell.

How much of a simp do you have to be to get worked by these youtube.com/watch?v=o7o2CBV_gn0

Didnt bryan claim to be a “strong style dude” like paige says “talk shit get bit”

This. They looked flaccid as shit. People just want any reason to hate on Kofi other than him being a midcard comedy act.

Bryan killed Bryan

bryan literally broke his arm free to block them ya simp

Definitely looks like a few of those made serious contact. Kofi sucks.

>Grip visibly loosens on Kofi's end
>Holding on by mere fingers by the second stomp
>Bryan has a free hand by the third stomp
>Tries to defend because it'd be keyfabe retarded to just sit there
God damn, I share a board with some real retards.

cope harder nigger

>Gets proven entirely wrong, twice
>"Hurr, cope!"
Based retard

SOS

>Kofi and Rollins will injure their entire respective rosters and never lose their titles

DEM WHITEBOIS CRYING!

There were a few stomps before the video starts that are much more stiff.

DEM RATINGS TANKIN

Actually, they're skyrocketing, but keep coping.

Good, hope Kofi gets lynched also.

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I respect the Miz

>finally make black world champ
>during nba playoffs
is vince a shoot retard?

>down a million viewers
>skyrocketing
SOS
DEM RATINGS COLLAPSING
SOS
DEM NUMALES COPING

Genius

Bryan was the retard who asked for the stomps.

can you imagine if they both injured eachother during their match? i would have lost my shit

>still acting like the Insiderz aren't gonna be smark darlings by 2020

>DAY OF THE ROPE!
>Save me from a Jew!
>DAY OF THE ROPE!
>Get rid of gays and brown too!
>DAY! OF! THE! ROPEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>/pol/tard shits himself

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I feel like we've gone over this. WWE ratings have been consistently falling for years and Kofi is responsible one of the few times they went up.
Your mental gymnastics are worth shit here.

Who's he gonna injure next?

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>kofi in raws main event
>500,000 people change the channel
SOS
DEM NIGGERS FUMING
SOS
DERE BOI IS TANKING

The ghost of the jobber that died to the powerbombs is gonna come back for revenge

>taking credit for the mania bump
that's gonna be a cringaroo from me busta

Let's be real, Kofi could bring in 10 million people next week and Yea Forums will go "NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER!!" because he's black.

>kofi
>drawing

Just speaking hypothetically.

>Seth "Record Lows" Rollins in the main event
>Let's blame Kofi

>Skyrockets rating the week AFTER the mania bump
Mental Gymnastics must be hard, user. Don't tire yourself out, too much.

>after the mania bump

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>kofi is a big draw
>except when he can't draw
SOS
DEM NIGGERS COPING
SOS
DEM NIGGERS FUMING

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cringe and gaypilled

This, but unironically

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holy seethe

holy rent free

>texttexttexttexttext
every time

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What? Not enough "NIGGER", you dick licking motherfucker?

>letting an imageboard live in your head in real life

oof
please tell me this is edited

Got it off of Yea Forums, 4chans toilet.

>reddit spacing
>oof
>and a simp
cringe

>getting so worked by a board you create a strawman
Based /pol/ working you into a seething shoot

SOS
DIS NIGGER SEETHING
SOS
DIS NIGGER CRYING

SOS
A BLACK MAN'S CHAMPION
SOS
Yea ForumsFAGS WHININGGGG

SOS
DEM RATINGS COLLAPSING
SOS
DAT NIGGER TANKING

Wow they're really this cucked

>sees the word nigger
>goes straight to muh paul
seething newfag cringe

lefties really can't meme

>SOS
>DEM CAREERS ENDING
>SOS
>DEM E-DRONES SEETHING

SOS
THE RATINGS BEEN FUCKED
SOS
WWE SHIT OUTTA LUCK

Kofi=Dolph Ziggler dark

>cartoonishly overrated 'online' and provides absolutely ZERO compelling story line or characterization outside of "the company holds me back"

nobody actually "likes" Kofi, they just like the idea its someone Vince may have not 'chosen'
or alternatively
its someone completely and totally 'new' in the title scene, which 'something we have never seen before' might be the only thing the 'fans' agree to wanting.

i thought Bryan was supposed to be a stiff shooter who could really fight. guess not. Why are white people always hurt?

>as Gay-E is on the shelf from doing splits

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based nigger single handedly killing WWMEME

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