Walking down the beach and see this. What do you do?
Walking down the beach and see this. What do you do?
Landon Myers
Luke Moore
keep walking behind them in case either of them lets out a brap
Joshua Smith
Start a trivial conversation, then knock Billie out witha punch so I can rape Pey
Carson Evans
Feel disappointed that they’ve each got such a busted face and continue forward because I need a complete woman not just a partial download of a woman
Liam Sanchez
Whip out my phone and show them this.
Ian Watson
Go to journalism.
Gabriel Morgan
Imagine being so unattractive that the only way you'll ever get to have sex with a woman is by raping them. Pathetic.
Zachary Clark
Take some creepshots/find a place to spy on them and jerk off
Josiah Phillips
throw them into the ocean for my dog to retrieve
Adrian Richardson
Ask a drawfag on /u/ to turn it into cute anime.
Evan Long
Lick their bodies.
Lucas Rogers
Have a consensual threesome
Charles Morris
Avoid visual contact and continue my way.
Jason Davis
He just wants to make sure they cum too
Wyatt Butler
>both on their tiptoes
Asslets are even worse than manlets
Lucas Hill
wanna ding-dong diddly drink their butt juices and go sniff sniff sniff sniff. Mommy i need milky milky milky Mommy I need milky milky milky Mommy I need milkkkkkk Please momma I neeeeed to feeeeeeed
Isaiah Clark
Think they are lesbians and leave them alone.
Adam Mitchell
Lick their assholes while they berate me with their horrible accents.
Zachary Kelly
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Jaxon Price
>Excuse me ladies? Hi, um I dropped my wedding ring and I was wo-
>*punch*
>*punch*
>hand cuff them both
>pull off their bikinis and gag them with it
>drag them into my trunk and plop them in
>pull into my garage and close the door
>drag them through the house by their hair
>mommy asks what i'm doing and i say i made a lady friend and i wanna show her my wrasslin' toys
>pull them into the basement and chain them
>rape them, force them to have sex with each other, starve them, lock them in a trunk with noise-canceling headphones for days at a time, drug them, and use pavlovian training to complete my MKULTRA brainwashing
>chain the two of 'em up in the middle of the basement where my TV and lazy boy are
>sit down
>one girl is clinging to my leg and occasionally positioning my piss bottle for me
>the other is just sprawled out on the carpet
>turn on the TV
>it's AEW
>"Eww. What is this gay shit?"
>switch the channel over to Raw
>"HOLY SHIT, IT'S THE BIG DOG! GO ROMAN GO. BELIEVE THAT! WOOOO"
Brayden Clark
Wonder why my vision is so blurry
Blake Young
Based
Carson Thompson
“Oy loidies! Wanna av a go wiv me digereedoo?”
Christopher Morris
>e-drones are psychopathic manchildren
Checks out
Ian Parker
*superman punches you*
Yep. This one's going in basement.
Jayden Bell
Call Greenpeace and keep them comfortable with buckets of water until a crew can push them back in the ocean.
Jacob Gonzalez
Ignore the roastie, dive straight Inyo Pey-Pey's arse.
Nolan Myers
*reverses superman punch into an RKO outta nowhere*
*pins you with one finger*
Heh, nothing personnel, jabroni
Samuel Watson
Based and /d/-pilled.
Based and BTFO-pilled.
Justin Thompson
Quietly try to walk past them before they realize I am wearing a shirt to go swimming to the beach because I am self conscious about my gyno.