Per Cody:

Average height is 5'9"

>>We're doing a 'hoss hunt' right now
so it's practically a guaranteed he's getting signed right?

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In Japan

Brian Cage is made for this company. A huge dude who does lucha flips? Get Cody on the phone.

COPE

Kenny is already running this company single handedly.

>We've been watching joshi with Kenny. He has a big list of women to bring in, in addition to those we've already announced
so they’ve been having fap sessions in Kenny’s basement

WHERE'S MY FUCKING CONTRACT CODY?

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Is it true they have a tranny wrestler?

DDT, Ice Ribbon and Sendai Girls is already plenty enough to choose from.

does Cawdy think he can just sign any joshi he wants? lol. They have contracts and nobody is going to relocate to the US aside from Kenny's girlfriend. at best he can bring them in for one show like yuka, but even that is unlikely because the big names all work tons of matches year round and will have no free time.

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Yes, and a fag. Not a gay person, a faggot. There's a huge difference.

>does Cawdy think he can just sign any joshi he wants?

Yes

Women love money and fame.

That's what Kenny is for

So AEW isn't really trying to compete with WWE, they're trying to bury NJPW?

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They dont want them to relocate if they dont want to, thats the whole point. They're aiming to get wrestlers to be able to work wherever they like, get a big storyline and finish it properly. If they keep coming back then its a bonus for everyone.

NJPW has no joshi devision and never will, Kenny's harem isn't a threat to them.

Ice Ribbon girls are contracted with the parent company that owns them called neoplus. they work 100 matches a year in addition to doing office work such as graphic design on the side. Its not possible to sign them.

>We're doing a 'hoss hunt' right now
I hear Mike Elgin is available.

He's 5'9''.

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Elgin is a midget and a PR nightmare

Now that you post that, what's Sthwagger doing nowadays?

No way he is 5'9

Everyone has a price.

Stop being a mark.

Bellator. Technically Lucha Underground champ too but that's almost completely meaningless.

He's so fucking roided out you don't even notice that he's like 5'10" or so kinda like based Steiner

mma

JR put Swaggy and Barnett over as guys they should sign. Might happen if they're available.

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Sign Alberto El Patron

He's too busy being some weird MMA promotor or something now

Can they quit fucking around with the joshi wrestlers please? It's already hard enough for them to grab recruits and put asses in the seats.

Unfortunate that Stardom is stuck putting over The Beautiful People

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Barnett just signed with bellator

He was but I think he said he wants to wrestle again and is open to WWmeme
Idk about AEW

The possibility of seeing a joshi fed spring up in the west is the most interesting thing about AEW.

>NJPW
>WOMAN
what?

>We've been watching joshi with Kenny. He has a big list of women to bring in, in addition to those we've already announced

BAH GAWD KING, THAT'S HARUNA'S MUSIC, SHE'S OUT HERE TO SAVE THE FATE OF MAGIRABI FROM CERTAIN DESTRUCTION AT THE HANDS OF JERICHO

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fucking kek
>b-but cody will give starlight to the little guys!
even cawdy knows that the main eventers should be big

You know They are all ready pushing PAC as worldchampion material right?

He's definitely not very tall. Just look at pics/vids of him next to Morrison or Lucha Bros.

It's gonna be Kenny or Jericho. Either way these first few PPVs are just to stir up interest and hype, the real shit will be when the TV show starts

Honestly dont think Kenny wants it, hes much more interested in the backstage shit these days. I can see them putting it on Jericho, he better work himself near to death for it as well for the money they're paying him.

Sup Jahn.
Joshis that have worked hard for a decade deserve a bigger spotlight/paycheck.

it's gonna be a heel for hangman to chase. they see hangman as a 6ft ,young,loyal good looking dude who's going to be their ace.He's been doing alot of the media work already

I can deal with the trannies and fags, but joshit is a bug no from me dawg

sounds like you have a lot of experience, want to tell us about it?

how so?

The bucks hate Barnett. Not gonna happen.

>We've been watching joshi with Kenny. He has a big list of women to bring in, in addition to those we've already announced

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BASED HOLY SHIT

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Gooks are ugly

>He doesn't watch NJPW

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aews trannies and fags arent?

Being gay is fine, making it your whole personality is the faggy part

Gay person
>Is gay, doesn't make a big deal about it
Faggot
>"OMG, I FUCKING LOVE COCKS IN MY ASS!"

>deserve
waifufag delusion

Why? Not enough flips for them?

>We've been watching joshi with Kenny
that's a unexpected phrase to ever hear, but I'm glad that JR is doing some bonafide scouting

He's a mark for the catch style and doesn't like anything else.

He was praising Ospreay at the start of the year on twitter

JR can do all the scouting in the world, come showtime he's gonna butcher the fuck out of their names when he commentates.

AEW will kill WWmeme

>Gooks are ugly

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More like kill NJPW while WWE is fine

I think it's too soon, he'll probably get the US title equivalent, they need to book him long term and give him the big belt once they get TV to male him credible to normies

No, but it will absolutely kill ROH, not that they're doing a great job of killing themselves
I would say Impact too but nothing will kill Impact

They're doing classes with him, Excalibur and Marvez already

The being the Elite storyline is him getting jacked and TV ready. he's getting the strap brother

>We've been watching joshi with Kenny. He has a big list of women to bring in
The phrasing here is concerning. Kenny should not be necessary. Cody should have been doing this all along.

Kenny is in charge of the Woman. that was one of the things he wanted if he was going to sign. he said on WOR

You're legitimately getting worked by an exotico, man. Don't even disagree, that's just what's happening here.

>>We've been watching joshi with Kenny. He has a big list of women to bring in

THANK YOU BASED KENNY!!!

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Even if it hurts their western expansion it won't affect them at all in Japan.

Kenny undestands the joshi scene and has connections.

It won't until they decide to poach their draws or outbid them for free agents like Pac.

PAC was never going to go to NJPW. he was clearly to loyal to dragongate

PAC isnt a traitor like Shingo

>watching a western promotion for joshi wrestlers when joshi promotions exist
What’s the fucking point, AllPoojeets marks?

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I do watch them and they do not come to my city.

>'hoss hunt'
>looking for guys over 6'2"

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I want to watch them live. Incel

they get a big payday and we get to watch them perform in front of thousands. it's pretty neat

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What if their end game is go grab all cmll and njpw guys and eventually sell out to wwe? Its starting to like thats the case with these signings

>Kenny Omega
>Girlfriend
>Female

I thought he was a shoot faggot

>>We've been watching joshi with Kenny. He has a big list of women to bring in

That's cool and all, but if you really want to draw dimes bring in Hollywood Jurina.

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>leaving the national idol group of Japan to simp it out in a bingo hall in front of 5 people for stale hot dogs, warm beers and handshakes.

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>He doesnt know
Worked by based golden lovers

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>We've been watching joshi with Kenny. He has a big list of women to bring in

absolutely FUCKING based

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More like by that lame documentary that was shared here

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That chin would make inoki proud

AEW could have been based had they never started with the faggots and SJW pandering.

Ok, go back to watching WWmeme pander to feminists then

Quads plus trips combo double confirms it. Brody is going to be all elite.

The only mention of SJW shit I've seen in regard to AEW is people on Yea Forums complaining about it. I'm starting to think you're all hallucinating or some shit because none of the SJW/Tranny shit you guys keep crying about has actually happened.

I don't.

Except for hiring a tranny and a faggot and going on about inclusivity and AEW being for everyone, but sure.

Who gives a fuck, virgin?

Apparently a lot of the iwc considering AEW is thought of as the tranny tshirt company

she probably would have been signed...

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I think they can coerce her out of retirement, honestly.

i dunno. i thought she was retiring mainly because of post-concussion symptoms

>Except for hiring a tranny
If it hadn't been for Yea Forums making daily threads crying and whining about it, I would have had no idea that Nyla Rose was trans, because AEW haven't made a single mention of it. Neither have they mentioned anything about Sonny Kiss being gay, just that they hired him and he's in the battle royal at DoN. And the inclusivity stuff has pretty much been limited to their deal with that autist hardware manufacturer. That's it. The most annoying thing about it has been Yea Forums throwing an absolute tantrum over it, because AEW themselves have barely mentioned any of the things that Yea Forums keeps crying about.

You've manufactured a fantasy in your own head specifically to give yourself an excuse to get mad about something that doesn't even exist. If you actually bothered to see what is going on, you'd see that none of the things you keep crying about are happening.

it's just a couple of hypersensitive poltards ya dingus. everything triggers them

>enjoyyyyyy girlllllll
>YUKA SAKA ZA KEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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wolfie has concussion problems, she don't wanna wrassle no mo

BASED

Okada isn't even the best looking gook in NJPW.

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Shibata is retired my dude

Damas y Caballeros...

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