Daniel Bryan's injured

>Sign with WWE, like a fucking retard
>Get injured

"According to Mike Johnson at PWInsider, the word from inside WWE is that Daniel Bryan is dealing with an undisclosed injury preventing him from in-ring competition.

The injury in question is being “closely guarded” according to the report, but is something that happened coming out of Wrestlemania 35.

Daniel Bryan was scheduled to face Kofi Kingston at WWE live events this weekend in Madison, WI, and Rochester, MN. It’s unknown if Bryan will be pulled from those events."

Is this the new >Be American, >Get shot? This happens EVERY fucking time. Everyone has been injured lately. Hope it's not a concussion or his career's over again, what a fucking retard.

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>The injury in question is being “closely guarded”
Strange move. Might be another concision, and WWE are afraid to put that out there because of past lawsuits.

>closely guarded
Yep it's his mushy brain

He done concussed himself again. Someone get Brie and Birdie to safety.

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>Sign with WWE, like a fucking retard
"muh bingo hall classics" cringe

Bryan got head stomped by Kofi in the Mania.

Most have failed the math equation they give him after every match

KO will probably turn on Kofi so they have a decent top heel.

I think it's also because some fans would turn on Kofi immediately if he was to blame.

People are going to infer that anyway, plus doesn't Kofi have a history of injuring people?

wouldn't surprise me if his "injury" is just an excuse to give him a break after mania and a kayfabe excuse for him not to the KSA show that was scheduled right after mania.

neither of these scenarios would surprise me

yeah he really chimped out with those stomps towards the end

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Birdie is starting to talk now as well, he probably wants to be home more and I bet Brie is in the mood to make another one soon.

That dummy Bryan told him too and you can hear him yelling for it. Dude wants to die in the ring.

Based Bryan living the dream

Wrestling is fake idiots

He hasn't changed his ring style, and he already had a million concussions. Doesn't take a genius to work out this injury. His brain is mush and he'll end up Benoing himself and Brie and that kid of theirs.

If this scenario actually happened, would it end WWE for good?

Dont fall for the CTE meme

they asked him how many dimes he drew and he answered with something other than zero

t. Batista seething

99% chance he's done. At least it was a better ending than his first retirement

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHHAHA

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Yes.

I hope he’s not out. His heel turn is the best thing he’s done.

Sorry, E-drone. Blame WWE and their bullshit schedule that's sidelining everyone. He could've been ENORMOUS in AEW & NJPW. If his career is over, he has no one to blame but himself.

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Das terrible

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6 years of deliberate tanking and you just now figured out it's his end goal to destroy professional wrestling?

T-shirt company, men in dick costumes, shoot gay black man wrestler, tranny in the women’s division, full SJW politics

AEW isn’t even a real company yet and they’re already a joke

It was the best time to go out desu. He was peaking.

>shoot gay black man wrestler

meanwhile the WWE champion

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furry is the future

BIG FACTS

>next week

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I cried

It sounds like a perfect place for Danielle.

DUDE 4 MATCHES A YEAR LMAO

tremendous bait

vince will unload wwe before that
then their new masters at fox broadcasting can pick up the tab

>Prone to concussions
>Last one ended his career for a few years
>Decides to take a few stiff kicks from Kofi in the head
Daniel Bryan is a fucking retard

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that's actually probably best for Bryan at this point.

DUDE 150 MATCHES A YEAR LMAO

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Damn, this guy has actually grown on me. I got back into wrestling after he retired so I missed his first run. I thought he was overrated until his recent heel work and his match with Brock at Survivor Series.

I hope this isn't the end for him, and I really hope his fucking retirement match isn't with the comedy jobber Kofi Kingston.

>he was peaking putting over a comedy jobber in a midcard match

>BEAMING

>put over a renowned shitty worker
>he stiffs you like the retarded midcard-level idiot he is
>career is over
>but hey, at least you got reddit cred for putting over the minority who they'll forget about in a month

worked

>I really hope his fucking retirement match isn't with the comedy jobber Kofi Kingston.

God, you couldn't roleplay as a non-asskisser for Bryan for even two sentences before the cat's out of the bag.

Shut up niggerfaggot

Ya beam?

They need to just do with him what they did with Shawn during his second run. He doesn't need titles no more. He can just be used for rivalries and to put the one who draws over while still having massive amounts of respect from fans unlike most jobbers to the stars.

Daniel Bryan is cursed by Wrestlemania. This has happened to him 3 times after Mania. First time he had to get stripped of the titles during the Kane feud. Then he had to get stripped of the IC title after doing a bunch of tag matches after Mania. Now he's out again and its not long after Mania. Keep him away from Mania.

lol it's not the real belt