HOLY FUCKING BASED

Should we tell him?

I wonder if white gi feels proud of beating CM Cuck.

There was 3 guys in that league and he was the youngest. Now they get turns at his wife.

Fun fact, phil was the only one who even entered, they had to call in a couple hobos just to fill in.

Based Phil

>3 out of 3
yikes

>tfw CM Phil came 3 out of 3
Top cuck

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LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEE
THE GUY WHO CAME IN 3RD OF 3

Based and baitproof

>blue belt
I want to see Bryan Alvarez destroy this geek

same
the beatings this board has given 3 of my favorites Punk, Edge & Foley makes me fucking mad

Based

>3 out of 3 in a seniors bracket
>lost both bouts
>only scored a total of two (2) points between both bouts.

Based Phil

Fine you fucking losers, what have YOU accomplished?
Stop hiding and show how much better you are than CM Punk you fucking virgins...

I was a regional junior darts champion. I've saved someone's life.

My Dad was abusive and I snapped and kicked his ass after he attacked me one night when he was drunk when I was only 14, he kicked me out and I was left homeless and on the run from the cops. Walked 100 miles, across state lines, to my Mom's, took me 3 days through cougar invested wilds.

I've never broken a bone.

I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul.

I roared at this too, fellow kinsman

That's even sadder...Punk should be trying to forget about UFC, but instead he is doing that

Based UFC Legend

Bronze looks like it's made out of shit for a reason

Do you think Duke Roufus is tired of Punk giving him a bad rep as a coach? Imagine having to coach this guy.

How could a man just give up pro wrestling, something he was very respected in, to make a fool out of himself in the world of mixed martial arts. He will forever be known as a joke in the sport

Unironically good for you bro

>gets his ass beat by a 48 year old dude who trains BJJ on Sundays after grilling with his family

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Has Punk ever won a fight outside of wrestling?

edge is based though

bullshit

what's bullshit about it Phillip?

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>kamala harris and ocasio because muh women
>not tulsi
yikes

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In less than three-quarters of the time that Carny Man has been alive, I have developed a far greater self-awareness than him.

I can also speak reasonably good French.

>AOC
>not even eligible to be VP for another 6 years
These are the people who call republicans uneducated.

I need the names user

Holy shit, what a simp

God forbid someone try something new

Danny and David raped Phil Brooks during the spring of '19

"i'm not talking about electability"
can you read?

kek

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You can tell Phil is a fake leftist because real leftists hate Known Cop Kamala Harris

Electability =/= eligibility, you simp.

Could he have said FDR?

>training for 5 years
>new

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Lol...it's funny because punk was one of my heroes. Man it was a work lol

Phil's one of those guys that doesn't really get into detail with stuff.

necrobump

What a cuck

Simp, CM Punk started training for MMA, so he was training no gi BJJ as a (small) part of that. A small amount of no gi BJJ is not BJJ, BJJ is its own sport with its own rules and requires wearing a gi.

If punk was training in a go for five years he would not be a blue belt he would be at least a purple belt.

Unironically based. Hopefully you're doing well now.

>gets his ass handed to him by men who have reproduced
Based senior league violating Punk in the spring of '19

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He's a professional athlete competing against your local insurance broker.

>Talcum X
>CM Cuck
>Twitter
>Kamala Harris
>Ocasio-Cortez
So much cancer in one jpeg

>I'd back a ticket of...
>I'm not talking about electability
You and Phil are both retards

About eight times when I was a kid, mostly in self defense or trying to help friends out. Never had the need to get in a shoot fight past the age of twelve. I was always a huge babyface so I didn't get in trouble often, and a good enough promo as a teen to convince people I could kick their asses.
Suruga Mei (ugliest joshi I've ever seen) on the left and Riho on the right.

why isnt Punk giving the thumbs up in the photo. How ungracious can one person get, YIKES.

>he got third place because there was only three people in the competition
lmao

>took me 3 days through cougar invested wilds.
And you managed to preserve your virginity, nevertheless?

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has a pepsi tattoo because someone in a band had a similar drink tattoo. How void of cognitive ability is this clown?

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Hey faggo don't speak on things you don't have knowledge of. Phil trained gi BJJ literally every day he was at the gym training MMA. Literally every single day.

literally cucked by black cock