Smackdown Live gamethread #1

about 20 minutes

>we get another 20 minute segment with steph and shane

Is this Chrisley's show any good?

no reason to give the bellas a manager. the only purpose that would serve is for those three to work together again since theyre all good friends.

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA

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so al bundy and his homo friends show is on right now?

The only one that matters is Roman. You know it, we know it.

My ultimate fear is watching the Undisputed Era get fed to Roman cause cancer jobbed to him and still couldn't get him over. UE will be ruined immediately.

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wrestletalk.com/news/brie-bella-announces-retirement-from-in-ring-competition/

it used to be, they ran out of steam 2 seasons back though

tonight

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so is the team going to be Basedna and Mandy?

Any streams? I’m away from home tonight.

Actually I’m in the hospital but whatever.

Not even watching just here to shitpost

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The daughter looks like Noelle Foley. Probably just as smart.

How hard would you pop if Bateman debuted tonight?

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Are we gonna lose tonight, bros? RAM already took our carpenter, I'm ding-dong diddly scared

same desu

Our boys over at /wooo/ can hook you up, they're the best. It's taima.tv/wooo or something like that.

I love streaming free tv myself, even when I can easily afford the network. I just love laughing at e-drones and asp.

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I SET NOTRE DAME ABLAZE
I MADE SURE IT WENT DOWN IN FLAMES
I HATE THE FRENCH

>they don't "draft" individual members from tag teams anymore

Sad, really

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They apparently killed Sanity, that counts right? Even though they were already dead in the water.

what are their jav codes?

They said last night that tag teams could be split up. But, it didn't happen yet. Could tonight. We'll see

you now remembered you couldn't protect her then and you can't protect her now

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>implying Cuckdown is getting bobbo

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New Day is getting Split up I bet

Make sure to spam threads on who the acquisition was

Who the fuck is absolution

If they were, one of them would've shown up on raw last night

With Big E's injury, this is the perfect time to send Xavier off to RAW for a quick solo run to see if Kofi can make it on his own (spoiler: he can't)

Xavier would have shown up on Raw last night if they were doing that

Sasha will be on tonight. I hope they let her go heel. NXT Sasha was kinda BASED. The stuck up bitch gimmick that is.

Why? To spoil the show for people who actually have lives and can't watch it in real time?

SPLIT UP BY THE HULKSTER BROTHER

mandy and sonya

Y las velas papi?

Bayley is going to smack along with bliss

I know. Just let me dream okay. I wish the New Day disappeared forever :(

Sure can't wait for Vince to ruin Smackdown by putting people like reigns and lesnar on it.....

I'm assuming a raw tag team will be broken up tonight.

>implying it matters when RAM will NEVER EVER get Kairi

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They actually sell merch so wont happen yet

Why does everyone on this board want the New Day to split up? They're better off staying together.

Time to see how bad Vince fucks over SmackDown tonight

For people like me who have lives and cant watch in real time. I want to know who it is at a glance here.

NXT-2019

she said new team

No fucking way.

I am NOT falling for asp's games.
Undisputed era was fucking teased for another nxt run (breakup angle) on last episode of NXT.

They are NOT going to just debut all fucking 4 members tonight

>“I’m told there are more names being added to RAW and that will probably be revealed later this week on the website and social media.”
oh no no no bros RAM is taking more from us

>user wont watch our debut

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Racism

Wait is this Arby's guy the guy who did the Bobs burgers voice?

Raw has like 11 teams and +20 singles wrestlers, they don't need more

yes he's also Archer

I don't want WWMeme so I don't care

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Vince himself is the acquisition. He's the new GM of Smack

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ADAM COLE IS A SHITTER, A SHITTER!

They should have just brought back the draft.

No matter how hard they try, no matter how tough they talk, The Big Dog is still here. - Roman Reigns

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WE
WANT
MURPHY

stream fartshd.ml

That's what you all said about becky

I knew that, but I didn't know what he looked like. Wonder why he's doing Arby's commercials, i'd imagine he makes a good living.

BOOM

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Based

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BASED

>Viking Experience

THE ROMAN EXPERIENCE

I'm ready for the Smackdown experience...with no AJ and im scared

Easy money.

post yfw da big dawg ruins comfy /SMACK/

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THE BIG DOOOOOOOOGGGGGG

I'm so excited for Kairidown Live, bros.

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>showing headlines from spot outlets

the MURPHY EXPERIENCE

No we dont. Manlets belong to 205 live

>Newsweek

I remember last year the most trafficked article on Newsweek was a guide to doing the fitness challenges in Yakuza 6.

im scared to see who vince is going to put on this show

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This is just sad at this point. Reeks of desperation.

BASED FATASS

ZAYN GOING TO SMACK

BBDWTOS

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Murphy is better than literally anybody else on the show you shitter. And he's heavier than 205 anyway he's just booked smaller you stupid mark.

I'm almost done watching this shit completely lads

The Owens Experience

>Usos will give a boost to the brand

>newsweek

LMAO are you serious

CHANGES SO FAR

>To RAM (officially confirmed)
The Miz
Andrade "Cien" Almas
Cedric Alexander
Rey Mysterio
The Usos
Naomi
Eric Young
Lacey Evans
AJ Styles

>To RAM (only confirmed in the WWE website)
Ricochet
Aleister Black
War Raiders (Now known as the Viking Experience)
Lars
Sami Zayn
EC3

THE CATERING EXPERIENCE

Did no one else see the fat little kid with the “Marry me Becky” sign?

>another Canadian crowd

Oh great. More shitty chants.

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I hope KO does more than host a talk show

>newsweek

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FAT OWENS FAT

kevin owens is doing a great job taking over for the miz

>Brock Lesnar gets drafted to Smack
>Now we won't have our belt for a year
I'm not looking forward to it

Based AF

BASED

ITS THE SCOTT STEINER EXPERIENCE

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SEETHING

BASED FATASS

THE FAT EXPERIENCE

What's with all these gay ass shows? Just because it worked a couple of times doesn't mean it's going to work every god damn time.

he's in 205 because he can't do any of his power moves on people above 205

I hate this fat fuck

better at what? doing flips?

I GUESS ITS A SAFE BET THAT THE MOTHERFUCKING GAME IS SMACK BOUND BABY

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why are these french cucks such e-drones?

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quebec is so fucking cringe

probably posts here

SORRY I DONT SPEAK MOOSE

WI WI WI WI

>it's a thyroid problem!

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>KO 4 P.M
But it’s 8PM.

THE BAGUETTE EXPERIENCE

Any french faggots want to translate that shit?

FUCK CANADA

>Sami Zayn

Don't start this shit again. He was already on RAW moron.

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OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI

The only thing that’s worked is you

KYS CANADA

Where my SmackChads at?

Whatd he say

Brock is gone for a while so he can fight DC

No I don't

The big Vince thing can't be Roman, right? That would just lead to him being booed again since it'll make people think he's being shoved down their throats again. The best thing would be to take it slow with Roman.

this is an incredible way to wind up yanks lol

Hes 100lbs lighter than you

stream link.

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any frogs know what the fuck he just said?

>American French

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Can we nuke canada please? thanks

SPEAK ENGLISH DUDE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FUCKING ENGLISH

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it's 1900 yo

wtf is this bastardized french

THE MOMMY EXPERIENCE

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>mom walks in

French gross

>throwin pancakes as champion
CRINGE

seething

aca papa

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>Copey Cringeston

he's not even speaking proper french, it's that shitty canadian french

Isn't french the jannetty language in Cancuckland?

>Vince going slow with something

kek

Ha, if McMahon introduces HHH's Undisputed Era as his own boys, that will be perfect!!!

I wanna see him Vince put his arm around Nu-Shawn.

Guys... looks like Big E is injured....

>Bulbasaurs

THE LYNCH EXPERIENCE

No Big E out and hurt

Wtf is wrong with these French Candian cucks why are they such hardcore e-drones?

FUCK THIS BULBASOUR PIECE OF SHIT

"yes yes yes yes yes yes" then "WELCOME TO THE KEVIN OWENS SHOW" then "blablabla it feels so good to be home, this is my Wrestlemania"

Face Owens is cringe af

Big E is "M.I.A"
he's going to end up on RAW, BASED.

Buddy Murphy coming up when tonight?

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>GET AN OVEN

Why is Canada so anti-semetic?

>Woods having to leech off of Kofi's push

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>”big e is injured”
aka he’s balls deep in Nashetty’s tight hole backstage

My dad just LITERALLY walked in when Woods was doing his gay little dance. Looked at me, and walked away shaking his head.

SOS

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Cursed Image

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It doesn't matter, bros, we lost based Miz.

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What's next? Aunt Jamima as women's champ?!?

>tfw you'll die never knowing who makes all those pancakes

He ruptured a tendon or some shit.
He's out for a while.

Did KO get....fatter?

>Two Day

I wanna see Xavier suffer a career and life ending injury next!

ding-dong diddly kys

spoken by the real Michaels of this non-country

0 fucking reaction to nigger day

How long before The Gravure Experience debuts?

Aaaaand Big E. injured.

>Calling others E-Drones when he can't stop watching WWE shows
Every single time.

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>Vince: "I have great pride in announcing my personal pet project... a group of men like no other! A group that will change the WWE!"
>UNCONTESTED EPOCH!

So who is it?

he's injured

>my son is an e drone? fucking fag

Woods needs to turn heel on Kofi.

Hi Adam. Stop pushing this idea that you're 6 feet and Vince loves you.

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kofi is the most boring wwe champion ever

I don't think Kevin's into this kind of things.

>implying vince wont pay bork to wrestle on fox

What did they chant?

Roman/Brock/Braun

WE WANT KAIRI
*CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP*
WE WANT KAIRI
*CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP*

Racist are so cringe, 95% of them are the biggest pussies and the first to shut their mouth around black people. the other 5% are protected by guns and large groups of people.

total fucking pussies.

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>I like sitting. And eating.

new day should never break up. It's generic and it'd be much cooler watching them turn heel later on and doing everything they can to keep kofi as champ

>”B-B-But they’re real d-draws! L-L-L-Look at the t-shirt sales! S-Mark!”

how many weeks do we have to celebrate this guy again?

>2 days

Eggo does, you dumbass. Be white trash for a day and you'd know this.

>cuck Owens prepping the bull
Typical frenchman

Cringefag

They literally having every superstar go above and beyond to boost Kofi because he's black despite the fact he's an absolute shitter

If D-Bry doesn't come out, i'm leaving.

Xavier is so cringe

The Vidya Experience

Based Woods putting over Breeze

I forgot how fucking slow the shows are if you watch them live so many boring promos and ads

Xavier is mad they lost AJ

>Xavier demands Breezus to SMACK
Based as fuck.

HOL UP
HOL UP
HOL UP

I still can't believe they took BBAJ from us.

This shit is still going

>je suis LA champion

HOL UP

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Unironically this

The New Day is pretty shit without Big E.

UpUpDownDown obliterated
I guess it was worth it in the end.

If ratings keep going down the shitter, only a few weeks left

truth hurts faggot.

BIG O

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I wanna see Tyler too

BASeD BIG O

BIG O FUCKING BASED

>Big O
based

>shilling upupdowndown but not the Insiderz

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D-Bry vs Kofi?

Never seen that before.

Come on dude. Its time to hit the reset button.

Fucking marks in the ring, marks in the crowd. Double whammy. You think The Rock came to the ring celebrating like

>we did it wohoo, WE , US, TOGETHER!

Even Mankind who was portrayed as underdog wasn't pandering to the fucking crowd. They came there and were like who want some ass whoopping today

HE'S SHOOTING RN BROS

>Biggest acquisition in Smackdown history
>Canada
ITS HAPPENOLA

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HOL UP

>muh prepping the bulls, typical french thing
where do you come from, just so I can potentially laugh at you?

BIGGO BIGGO BIGGO

BIG O

Dont tell me theyre doing ANOTHER six man tag

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SOS
THE WHITE GIRLS ARE MOANING

Kevin Owens is the new Big E with the New Day

yikes he's BURIED with a dance gimmick

When is The Golden Experience?

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This is weird

CONFIRMED INSIDERZ ON SMACK

>KO goes from fat bastard asshole to child
Please fire him

face KO is cringe

Holy cringe

BASED

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KEVIN OWENS OFFICIALLY A BLACK DUDE

>BIG K.. wait no! BIG O!

based KO!

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This is so childish and embarrassing

this semen slurping company ain't for me anymore

BIGGO WITH THE IMMEASURABLE SEX APPEAL HOLY FUCKING CHADOLA

My dad just disowned me.

BASED NAKAMEME AND RUSEV

Why does the new belt look like it's made out of plastic?

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DANCING GIMMICK FINALLY

>BIG KKK

This went a bit too far.

one of the writers has been watching the animes again

D A N C I N G

G I M M I C K

Until Money in The Bank

THIS IS A FUCKING PROMO
TO SOME FAT FUCK NAMED NIA JAX.

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O

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He might turn on them in the tag match to feud with Kofi

>french canadian mercenary
Systematic victories

France

because i want him to get his title back. he deserves it. are you that fucking retarded?

Expect some heel turn from Big E

he's turning on them tonight, isnt he?

this is the worst thing i've ever seen

>big o

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PEOPLE LIKE YOU DONT GET TO BE IN THE NEW DAY

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HOLY FUCKIN BASED

Friday

WWE IS FOR FUCKING CHILDREN HOLY FUCK

BIG O

Can he say the N word now?

Prolly cause it is.

They replaced the buttons/clasps with velcro.

>Raw gets AJ Styles
>Smackdown gets Kevin Owens gyrating and wearing a croptop
It's over, Smackdown is finished.

>dad walks in

fucking based

it has nothing to do with his race you insecure cuck

sooner or later he will...

Kevin being strapped with the dancing gimmick

It's happening guys.

>white member of the new day
Affirmative action strikes again

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KO is literally a fucking fuck, pathetic.

this segment fucking sucks

Where's Sheamus.

Fucking 6 man tags

...basé. I'll laugh at you. Then at myself. Then at other french people.

where's Shamus?

Ah fuck is Sheamus dead now too?

Is Sheamus dead?

BASED FINN

WE GOT THE FAGGOT

Balor

Whens the last time Nakamura won a match?

fucking hell, E.

>Finn
Smack lost

Oh shit. IC title on Smackdown?

BIG CRINGE

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DING-DONG DIDDLY LOR

NOOO FUCK OFF MY BRAND YOU SHITTERR

SMACKDOWN IS OFFICIALLY GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO SPEAK ENGRISH

>literally wearing a cuckolds horns

the big N

SMACKCHADS WIN AGAIN

fucking Big E

>inb4 KO turns on Kofi later tonight

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>IC Champ to Smack
Wut

RIP SMACK

HAH GAY

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new league of nations?

>finn replacing aj
fugg

There is no way in hell that KO, and New Day would beat
Cesaro , Rusev, and Nak in Kayfabe

it literally fucking does

BASED GAY DEMON

What the fuck guys. Explain watching this to normal adult men.

>USetty title to Raw

THE STATE OF FUCKING SMACKDOWN

BASED
Joe was meant to be on raw so I guess they swapped

Fractured his mohawk

BASED FAGGOT

>Weeb-ass Xavier lets Kevin "Big O" Owens join The New Day
>Not referring to himself as "Roger Smith"
We have not reached terms.

ITS OVER SMACKCHADS IM SORRY MAYBE NEXT YEAR

FOREIGN HEEL GROUP

CESARO SINGLES RUN HOLY FUCK
HAPPENIN
\CESARO SINGLES RUN HOLY FUCK
HAPPENIN
CESARO SINGLES RUN HOLY FUCK
HAPPENIN
CESARO SINGLES RUN HOLY FUCK
HAPPENIN

Too late

based we got ding-dong diddly

2 weeks ago

>New Gay
>Finn Gaylord
holy fucking shit Smack is full of homo

wait where's seamus?

>this gay shit is what niggers look up to

The absolute state of black "men"

HOLY BASED WE GOT THE GAY COMMUNITY

against Rusev at the Royal Rumble

>the state of the WWE Championship

they do this almost every year with a minor belt

Don't get excited. Cesaro has never been a good singles guy

NEW THREAD

ENJOY FINNETTY HAHAHAHA

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wait so Raw has Samoa Joe???? So much better

Why would you need to? This is a show for children and little girls

IC BELT BACK ON SMACKDOWN WE DID IT SMACKCHADS

fuck off nigger

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HOLY FUCKIN DIMES SMACK WON
SMACK FUCKIN WON

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DIMES UPON DIMES UPON DIMES UPON DING DONG DIDDILY DIMES

>l-legends come back sometimes

Kofi is top tier now. He beat Bryan.

yikes you’re a retard

you can't just make up bullshit because you're brainwashed by fucking /pol/ and think race and sex is a driving force of everything. Just shut up and stop larping you look like an idiot.

It makes sense that he was pinned yesterday at least. Probably getting gable and roode too yay?

He's always been a fantastic singles guy. He never gets the opportunity he deserves.

One of the worst US title runs ever. Matches were shit. Tell me one time in WWE he was good at a singles guy

Joe is on RAW but was laid up sick this Monday

Kek does this mean Raw is the womens show now? They'll have two tag titles there.

I don't believe it until I don't see Joe on raw next week

He couldn't cut a convincing promo to save his life.

Wait

JOE is on raw now?

Either can the current WWE, Universal, Women's and Intercontinental champions, and he's a much better wrestler than all of them

I'm really starting to think putting the belt on pure comedy guys was a shitty idea

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