Lemme ask you about the Sandman

Based and a literal pleb filter. He's a shitter in-ring but simultaneously the embodiment of pro wrestling.

this is bait right?

He was a hack, but based nonetheless.

Hardcore Hak

has to be

youtube.com/watch?v=YOwRBll21Uc very bases

he was cringe as fuck. And the ones who liked his gimmick are cringe too.
>durrr i'mma hit my 4hed so hard with an empty can of beer to look sooo badass
Yikes.

Have sex

Fucking badass.

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Cringe

Based as fuck anyone who says otherwise is cringe and a zoomer

If someone tried to do his shtick now it would be cringe.
Sandman was in the right time and place though, so he's based and remains based.

Cringe

>drinks beer and smashes it on his head
oooooooh what a badass!
>uses a kendo stick to beat up jobbers
wowwwwwww you are so tough
>has no actual wrestling talent
this guy is sooooooo good you guys

/s

His return to ECW was so based the crowd went fucking nuts.

Go back

bases
youtube.com/watch?v=YOwRBll21Uc

Based and GOAT

ECW crowds went nuts for everything, the entire crowd was drunk out of their mind before the show even started

This is what crackheads do when they can't get crack. no joke

back when chads were outside the ring

Couldn't fucking wrestle to save his life, but took sick bumps and was over as fuck.

Sandman > New Jack

This. ECW crowds were degenerate werewolves. It was a wonderful energy that can never be replicated by the degenerate manlet, our most hated adversary.

>tfw something this bases will never happen again
youtube.com/watch?v=KCd0oUU_zAw

Based

>wrestling talent
LMAO! Have sex, fatass.

streamable.com/ollf9
BASED

ECW was the definition of soul

BASED

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It would based af if someone in WWE today came to the ring shoot pissed drunk, smashed themselves in the face with a beer until they bleed everywhere, beat the shit out of one of these whores with a stick, told everyone to go fuck themselves and botched a pile driver on Cena ending his career.

If you don’t want that then you are legitimately a faggot.

Based original audio, fuck the Network

don't try too hard to fit in

Gay. You are black and gay.

Who did sandman cripple?

>comes to the ring pissed drunk
>beat the shit out of one of the whores
>ended a famous stars career

Is Alicia Fox the new Sandman?

>gets shoot drunk
>shows up wearing whatever he wants
>gets shoot pilled up
>has Enter Sandman as his theme
>MEGA OVER
>barely does anything other destroy his body
>shoot hits people with his kendo stick

That's going to be a based from me

>Empty can of beer
>beer starts pouring out
>starts drinking it
Based retard

sex
have it

I don't think he's legit injured someone ever, besides ringing a bell or two with the cane. The fact he did almost no moves was a big help.

What's his best match?

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He had some great matches under the name "Hardcore Hack" vs Raven in WCW, which also have hilarious commentary

in ECW idk, it wasn't really about the matches it was more about him just showing up and getting lit but he had some good matches with Sabu and the mainevent crowd of garbage wrestling shitposters, usually he was used in three ways and tags and stuff so the whole match wasn't reliant on him having to perform or stand upright

Sandman is perhaps the absolute best garbage wrestler of all time. Seeing him live was amazing, the crowds all loved him and he was totally nuts.

HOLY FUCKING BASED

That's exactly precise. Not to mention he is a legit fucking tough guy.

Gayest of all time

BASED AS FUCK

Sandman was fucking BASED

>legit tough guy
>got over without doing anything besides being drunk and hitting people with a stick
>entire gimmick is just his entrance
>20 years later remembered as a legend
The most based. Today's version is Joey Ryan, but he does some moves and needed based DANSHOKU DINO to get him over so he's actually cringe.

you should kill yourself.

>bunch of unbathed White guys wearing shorts singing to boomer music

So fucking cringe, thank god we’ve moved past this shit

WWECW was based fag. Once you get past the whole “OH BUT ITS NOT REAL ECW” shit you can appreciate it as being good fun. December to Dismember is actually a decent show.

ya seethe?

Ridiculously based

You should learn to read

he probably perpetually smells like beer, cigarettes and piss. maybe dollar store deodorant in there too.

Based you are cringe fo even asking

The one where mick foley concusses sandman and sandman is so fucked up(from booze drugs and head trauma) he keeps kicking out of everything despite foley and the ref trying to end the thing fast and proper. Also anything involving mikey.

>December to Dismember is actually a decent show.

No.

>December to Dismember is actually a decent show.
Peak Yea Forums contrarianism

The contrarianism is strong with this one

Absolutely based as pfuck

Fuck em up sandman
Fuck em up
Clap clap

There are literally no words for how based this is
Take me back

Based and redpilled

That's what real men smell like user but you wouldn't know that cuz ya daddy left before you turned 3

>Bingo Hall Stone Cold
Did you even have to ask

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apparently, I do: Are you a simp?

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no, as someone said before he's White Trash Hogan

>Tommy’s face when the music hits
Kino

1. JBL was so fucking great while taking it seriously and acting as the foil to the entire ECW revival. He put over the Sandman like a legend. If you want to see the opposite, look at Eric Bischoff or Edge act like smug shitters and try to get themselves over, rather than help the actual fucking product. This is why JBL was one of the last, truly based heels. Because he didn't give a fuck if anyone watching liked him, in fact he wanted people to hate him, down to the point where he made his in-ring work more boring. He wanted to give you no choice but to love the guy on the other side of the ring. He put people over, which is your entire job when you're a heel.

2. No one ever mentions the shape Sandman got himself in for the WWECW run. In fact, he looked better and better the longer the angle went on for. He hit the gym. He got more clues.

3. Remember during the Hornswoggle "who is Vince McMahon's kid?" angle? This main evented RAW some weeks. Quality programming right there. Anyway there was about 15 seconds when they teased that kid might be the Sandman and the crowd went fucking apeshit.

4. Sandman was based.

I love the McMahon/Sandman story as it was a shoot, he legit missed his cue to leave and just kept standing there until someone dragged him off. More kino than something they could actually write.

cringe af

>actually fell for the 'my work is deliberately shit!' meme

>Pouring beer over a set of fake titties to Metallica music

Unironically miss when wrestling was white trash. Take me back.

>/s
have sex ya seething reddit dweeb

>wwf
>women
>wimps
>faggots
fucking hell that kid was a prophet

Enter Sandman wasn't over, Sandman was