Who could it be?

Who could it be?

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me AMA

Virgil is coming back.

Raw

spardot.

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my rational stoner side says itll be ramen or rhonda. even if she gets preggo vince will still advertise her to sponsors

Braun because he’s big. It’s not even a question, Vince has very simple mind

Well if it's a sexless jobless virgin whose jealous and Kirt gets to slam Spardot mulitple times daily it could've any of the rejects on Yea Forums

Lesnar

It's Braun and Roman so smackfags can look forward to more car bullshit on their show.

>Everyone tunes in expecting the brahma bull
>get the onions cuck instead
Thanks Vince

by gross tonnage

>"Ladies and gentleman..."
>WHAT?
>"Allow me to introduce..."
WHAT
>"OUR BIGGEST ACQUISITION IN SMACKDOWN LIVE HISTORY..."
>WHAT?
>"THE CLEANER..."
>WHAT?
>"JIMMY WANG YANG!"
>*music hits* youtube.com/watch?v=dUkikVD-8Iw
>*crowd fucking explodes*
>*AEW immediately goes under*
>*CAWdy publicly apologises to Vinny*
>*Lets Reigns bang Brandi*
>*All is good in the world of sports entertainment*

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DIIIIIIMES

hi kirt, i see ya still absolutely seething from the assblasting from the last few days. ya meet ya patreon goal yet?

>>*Lets Reigns bang Brandi*
But it's not thursday.

Fucking based. Would mark.

HOLY BASED

Fun because you just know Vince loves Yang

Connor Mcgreggor

Rent free you fucking virgin faggot youre probably jacking off right now thinking about Kirt getting a nice warm blowjob from her you worthless virgin4life

bases

Finlay

it's Charlotte,
it's always Charlotte

Friendly reminder that 2 years ago, Shane said those exact words during the shakeup and it was Charlotte. So, expect to be disappointed

who cares

It's Brock, Roman or Ronda. Gotta bring in the "stars" for Fox.

ronda is busy getting nutted in

BASED

This

>ywn nut inside Rhonda then discuss the evidence that Sandy Hook was a hoax

Conor Mcgregor or something to do with who bought out the smackdown timeslot.

I don't think it will be that great, SD can't be the main show.

THE GOAT

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Doesn't matter who it is, vince is gonna ruin smackdown starting tonight with his attempt to make it have the "best" roster for fox

who /WANG YANG GANG/ here?

based ronny

I dont want to watch raw user ;_;

Based

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLL...

Can Vince afford the Starman gimmck?

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Pretty sure Big Show got drafted before and he's bigger.

based

Bah gawd The Golden Experience is here on smackdown!

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>ywn teach ">ywn" how to be funny or creative

Feels good actually, to know I'm gifted and will never sink to the level of posting "tfw ywn" trash.

Buddy Murphy probably.

Hopefully. I’m so glad other Murphy Buddies are starting to show up on this board. Soon, brother

>Roman
>star

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could it be

Roman Reigns.

But if he wants to swerve us, Undisputed ERA.

>this theme hits
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CM Punk

basato

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>lights go out, pause and....
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>brock
>guy who wont be there 4/5 of the time

>ywn SEETHE this hard over memes

Oh fuck, its probably him

McGreggor

Seething

man i wish dolph came out to this when he was doing the entrance gimmick

If it's Vince announcing it, then it has to be a heel

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TONIGHT

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What does Connor know about wrestling?

Its probably this. They are really trying to sell her as culturally relevant. They even made Ric come out and say that she "surpassed his legacy" lol

Shouldn't it be Paige's job?

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Kino

inb4 Babatunde

Luke Harper.

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It’s going to be Rob Gronkowski. My uncle unironically works in creative/marketing at WWE.

BASED

AIDS

No one wants it spoiled!

I hope he kills himself live on TV.

Assuming for one second that you're not a lying faggot, why would they bring someone with no experience to the main roster?

Wow, did you forget how well it worked with Steve McMichael? How could anyone not want to repeat that?

the 'Biggest Acquisition' is the new TV deal

Zach Gowen or Rene Dupree

danshoku dino

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It's already leaked that it's going to be Roman Reigns.

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smartest most analytical post I’ve ever read on this board

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>Driggers

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But the big show was acquired via superstar shakeup so that would just be factually wrong

He's gonna feed Undisputed Era to Roman in order to get him over (Cancer angle failed).

Screencap this.

It's time.

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I'd furiously masturbate and autistically scream "WANG YANG GANG" ad nauseam

Obviously it's Tyler Bateman

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The Berserker Experience

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New Commissioner

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Afraid he's headed for AEW

Imagine how he'd look once he's introduced to gear

He'll draft himself to Smackdown, obviously

WANG YANG GANG MY NIGGA

HOLY DIMES

B A S E D

Brock Lesnar.

Would buy lifetime subscriptions to WWE Network for me and everyone I know if this happened.

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Did the Quebec crowd on Raw boo Roman?

Thank goodness Undisputed Era is safe... for now.

No, he got a decent pop. Mostly because he punched Vince, im guessing.