Rate my Wrestlemania 36 card

Unirronically sucks

>>Bryan vs Roman: for the WWE Championship
based
>>Cena vs Bobbo: Universal Championship vs Cena's career
cringe
>>Shane vs HHH: Hell in a Cell, loser is suspended for a year
based if shane wins and you change it to loser is fired forever
>>Brock vs Braun: Ironman match
cringe
>>Orton vs Batista: Career vs Career, I quit match
cringe
>>Seff vs Owens: Loser goes back to NXT
based if seff is squashed
>>New Day triple threat ladder match for the Intercontinental Championship
based
>>Smackdown commentators vs Raw commentators tag team match
based
>>Bray vs Fin, fight for some magical artifact that gives the winner more power
based
>>Four NXT shitters: fatal four-way, winner gets a vacant U.S. Championship, and is called up to Smackdown
cringe
>>show is five hours long
CRINGE
>>no diva's matches
based

You guys know that the women are main eventing again next year. I guarantee it'll be some shit like Lacey (c) v Asuka v Charlotte (c)

They cannot help themselves.

>Batista, even though he retired
>NXT worded as a demotion
>Brock vs. Braun
>A fucking ironman match at that
>For no title
>They're reddit humor incarnate, and also pic related.
>Buzzword buzzword buzzword
Faggot. Let me fix it for you.

>McIntyre vs. Roman: For the WWE Championship (Main Event)
>Styles vs. Miz: For the Universal Championship (Gets the smark bait out of the way)
>Usos vs. Owens/Zayn: For the RAM Tag Team Championship
>6-man ladder match for the US title: Xavier vs. Elias vs. Lashley vs. Balor vs. Dream vs. Cole
>Bray (w/Harper) vs. Bryan (w/Rowan): Hell in a Cell
>Rollins vs. Andrade: Intercontinental Title
>Some women's match on the main card, I don't care which
>I'm keeping your HHH vs. Shane but the loser is suspended indefinitely instead.

There ya go

Miz v AJ ever been done before? That's a pretty based matchup.

Oh boy he's a McIntyre fag OH NO NO NO NO NO opinion disregarded immediately

Not entirely, but I recognize that he's one of the more likely top players during Fox's acquisition of SDL. The seeds for this match were planted with WM35 and they have potential to make it pretty interesting

>Asuka
lol no

He will never be a top star as long as he keeps boring the crowd and viewers into submission

Only a few throwaway matches on Raw/SD

God I hate this /wooo/ invasion angle.

Autism/10

>actually doing fantasy matches

I thought the /woooo/ invasion was a work

I hate WWE for that. They rarely save a match for a big show. Miz is probably their best storyteller and AJ is a great wrestler.
Meltz would hate it, but I'm sure everyone else would think it's fantastic. Much like this year. Catching AJ in a SCF after his springboard 450 would be nice.

>>show is five hours long
>>no diva's matches
It’s perfect

Nothing wrong with it if you have a discussion about it. Go and shitpost on another thread if you can't handle a normal conversation.

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Been here since Yea Forums. Try again

Here is a actual based card

Braun vs Jinder
Goldberg vs Brock vs Scott Steiner
Undertaker vs Sting
Ric Flair vs Vince McMahon
Hulk Hogan vs New Day & Titus Worldwide
Matt Riddle vs Bobby Lashley
Randy Orton, Drew McIntyre, & Ryback vs The Shield
Miz vs Nikki Bella Street Fight
Asuka vs Nakamura
Cruiserweights vs UK Manlets
All other women in WWE Bikini Contest for the opener

>Brock vs Braun: Ironman match
I took you seriously until here.

Why do you geeks book 15 fucking matches for a show? People only care about 2 or 3 matches. That's all you need. 2 or 3 big matches and the rest should be meaningless filler.

Because... WWE shows generally have 10-15 matches on nowadays?

It's not even about spewing memes. It's trying to predict a soap opera a year out. It's literally the cringiest thing imaginable

WWE Championship: Cena vs Bryan. Loser would never have another world championship chance forever

Universal Championship: AJ Styles vs Finn Bálor vs Roman Reigns

IC: Seth Rollins vs Adam Cole

USA: an 8-men ladder match with Owens, Nakamura, Rey Mysterio, Sami Zayn, Elias, The Miz, EC3 and Kofi Kingston

Brock vs Bobbo HIaC

Samoa Joe vs Braun Strowman with an exploding ring spot or something like that

RAW Women's: Lacey Evans vs Alexa Bliss, some hot stipulation

SD! Women's: Io Shirai vs Kairi Sane vs Asuka

CM Punk surprising return, The Rock appears and squash him as comical spot

Not Triple H
Not Shane
Not Taker

I get what you're saying pal, I just think it's more interesting than what they'd normally post about especially if people give reasoning for their choices.
It's also enough of a subject of discussion that bookmakers have odds up for this sort of thing at WM next year.

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>>Bryan vs Roman: for the WWE Championship
great
>>Cena vs Bobbo: Universal Championship vs Cena's career
shit, i'm sick of seeing cena wasted against midcarders every mania
>>Shane vs HHH: Hell in a Cell, loser is suspended for a year
fine, just dont let it go over 20 mins
>>Brock vs Braun: Ironman match
nope
>>Orton vs Batista: Career vs Career, I quit match
batista already retired, also no this sounds boring
>>Seff vs Owens: Loser goes back to NXT
okay
>>New Day triple threat ladder match for the Intercontinental Championship
fine
>>Smackdown commentators vs Raw commentators tag team match
excellent
>>Bray vs Fin, fight for some magical artifact that gives the winner more power
excellent
>>Four NXT shitters: fatal four-way, winner gets a vacant U.S. Championship, and is called up to Smackdown
fine i guess
>>show if five hours long
good if that includes pre-show
>>no diva's matches
shit

7/10, better than whatever they actually end up doing

>>McIntyre vs. Roman: For the WWE Championship (Main Event)
shit
>>Styles vs. Miz: For the Universal Championship (Gets the smark bait out of the way)
decent
>>Uso vs. Owens/Zayn: For the RAM Tag Team Championship
good
-man ladder match for the US title: Xavier vs. Elias vs. Lashley vs. Balor vs. Dream vs. Cole
feels like a waste of dream and there's not enough guys who would take dangerous bumps here
>>Bray (w/Harper) vs. Bryan (w/Rowan): Hell in a Cell
good
>>Rollins vs. Andrade: Intercontinental Title
very good
>>Some women's match on the main card, I don't care which
okay
>>I'm keeping your HHH vs. Shane but the loser is suspended indefinitely instead.
fine

6/10

>WWE Championship: Cena vs Bryan. Loser would never have another world championship chance forever
based except for the stip
>Universal Championship: AJ Styles vs Finn Bálor vs Roman Reigns
okay, take out balor and it becomes great
>IC: Seth Rollins vs Adam Cole
good
>USA: an 8-men ladder match with Owens, Nakamura, Rey Mysterio, Sami Zayn, Elias, The Miz, EC3 and Kofi Kingston
good
>Brock vs Bobbo HIaC
good if brock squashes him
>Samoa Joe vs Braun Strowman with an exploding ring spot or something like that
shit but good
>RAW Women's: Lacey Evans vs Alexa Bliss, some hot stipulation
decent, perhaps replace lacey with someone hotter
>SD! Women's: Io Shirai vs Kairi Sane vs Asuka
based
>CM Punk surprising return, The Rock appears and squash him as comical spot
based
>Not Triple H
>Not Shane
>Not Taker
based
9.5/10

>there's not enough guys who would take dangerous bumps here
Xavier, Elias, Balor, and Cole would

Too much pandering to reddit, but otherwise I think it'd be enjoyable.

>Brock vs Braun: Ironman match
You really wanna put me to sleep that bad you ought to try pills