Well....here comes the pain

this

And just like that Smack has lost.

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>biggest
It's just going to be braun and by biggest they meant it literally because THATS FUNNY DAMMIT

By that measure, Big Show was bigger

I'm ready

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You know that anything that happened more than three months ago never happened, right

>Vince revealed to be Tony Khan
>deprived NJPW of its biggest draw
>deprived Stardom of cuties
>deprived US competition of talents
>still holds a defacto monopoly on wrestling in the US
>>entire AEW roster is now Smackdown's lower card
>every Smackdown opens with Omega being ridiculed by the New Day both on promo and in the ring
>the Bucks are eternal jobbers
>puts Brandhi and Cody in a cuck angle
>all thanks to Jericho pulling an Ocelot
>Jericho hottest heel since Mr.McMahon
>Jericho the GOAT

If it is Roman then it will be the first time the face of the company has been exclusive to SD

Rousey won't even be back before the next shakeup because she's getting knocked up. It'd be pointless to draft her at all.

2002 Brock

Can't trust anything this company says. They ALWAYS overhype shit or just straight up lie acting like nothing ever happened.

>first time
Hollywood Dwayne
Bork
John Cena
Batista

I can't believe they got Connor Mcgregor in the impact zone

>Roman didn't come out to boos at Wrestlemania
>Roman didn't come out to boos at Raw after Wrestlemania
>Roman will get booed to oblivion just as Vince McMahon introduces him to be Smackdown's newest member

There's out of touch and there's Vince McMahon.

>title vs title coming later tonight
>is actually a tag match

It’s crazy how predictable this man is

Vince McMahon was Xi jinping all along and announces he owns China and will be renamed to Smackdown Live land

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cringe

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Crinj

More like
>WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Because "Big".
It's funny dammit.

Perro Caca jajaja

It's Braun. You can tell by the "biggest acquisition" part, since Vince is as creative as a five year old.

I can hear it now "NOT THE BIGGEST ACQUISITION.....A MONSTER ACQUISITION"

HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME SMADOW LIVE

Taz is coming back? BASED

They gonna delete this like the Shield reunion house show network special?

Doesn't matter since you robbed us of the Very Man who Built this Place, boomer.

>Mr. McMahon to reveal the biggest acquisition in SmackDown LIVE history
Vince has gone and got a penis implant.

It's going to be Roman Reigns(Vince's boner) or Brawn(biggest lel). It's Vince and WWE creative they have zero good ideas.

It's going to be the Gobbledy Gooker, then Braun comes out and squashes it.

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Based

it's probably not a wrestler at all

THE BIG DOG

Remember when smackdown live first draft was deanetty who was WWE champion at the time. Kek deanetty btfo

so smackdown is probably getting:
Roman
Elias
Revival
Ember Moon
Alexa
buddy murphy
heavy machinery
nikki cross
paiges new team.
some random jobber like Breeze or Crews

wow, SD lost this year.

Guess I now have a valid reason to not watch wrestling for a year. SWEET FREEDOM

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>Dwayne
Only appeared on the first brand split SD before fucking off to Hollywood. Appeared a few more times during the summer and then only appeared on RAW.
>Bork
I can maybe give ya this one. Although he wasn't really top face for too long. Seems like WWE didn't really have a definitive top face between 2002-2004
>Cena
Immediately moved to RAW as soon as he was chosen as the top face
>Batista
Moved to SD as soon as they chose Cena as the top face.

At least they had Take for most of the original brand split era.

They're getting Brock and Roman

Wait are Joe and Balor swapping or not

what about the freedom from acquiring employment

will be funny to see your reaction when SmackDown business goes up and Raw's goes down

This reveal would be dimes
Unmask him Scooby-Doo style
"IT'S ME CODY!"

with kofi selling like michaels

cringin' at this "viewers should care about how much money is being made" mentality

Ya know what else never happened, and will never happen? Ya havin sex or moving outta ya mom's basement, that's why all you faggots are so seething at Kirt cause he gets to put his cock in spardots nice warm pussy while you virgins jack off to anime.

Why does Vince need to introduce it? He's not even the authority figure on any show

It's gonna be Roman

Its Reigns you dweebs

>the entire AEW roster
Based!

you're such a cuck celt lol

Because the news it's not about a wrestler

It's probably some business part, or some storyline with him

It's going to be Kenny Omega

$50 Steph and Shane are switching brands

Braun will show up every five weeks and do a 3 minute match and then leave

It's Drew McIntyre.
Drew vs. Kofi.
Kofi loses the title tonight.
New Day are broken up.

IT'S MR. AMERICA!!!!

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>biggest acquisition on Smackdown LIVE history...

>...THE FORMER HEAD OF THE UNITED STATES SMALL BUSNIESS ADMINISTRATION AND TWO-TIME REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE FOR THE US SENATE, PLEASE WELCOME YOUR NEW SMACKDOWN LIVE GENERAL MANAGER, LINDA MCMAHON!

"Oh my, the hottest free Agent in Business Administration!"

that would be kino

I really hope its not Taker since he signed new deal few days ago.

Is there really anyone who could surprise us?

SD loses in the draft every year
What did AJ say? We make the stars, they take the stars

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Nobody cares about Phil "Bronze Medal" Brooks

Roman is so fucking based.

twitter.com/WWE/status/859607544687349760
>Smackdown makes em, RAW takes em.

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AND HE'S NEVER LEAVING AGAIN...
AGAIN...

AGAIN...

They're getting the BIG FIST out of storage

Well fuck, I admit it would surprise me

Soon

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Did you see last years draft?

glad someone gets it.

It's going to be Steph
Screen cap this

He’s using big sarcastically. It’s Bliss, and he’s going to bully her for being tiny thus turning her face once and for all

Based

Finally we'll find out why he attacked Randy Orton in the Punjabi Prison with Jinder

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Last weeks of WWE TV says otherwise.

how blown the fuck out the smarks would be?

It was all a work, brother.

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