RAW GAMETHREAD #9

>The Viking Experience

The worst thing about RAW is that feeling of wasted time after 3 hours of this crap. This really was a bland and boring episode.

Fuck you

But, I'm in your mothers dripping pussy,

will aj be the man to rebuild the broken houze of raw back to its former glory?

AJ STYLES MADE SMACKDOWN
HES THE FUCKING FACE OF SMACKDOWN
WHAT THE FUCK MAN

no we are not

Smackdown always get raped by the draft
OH NONONONO

UpUpDownDown obliterated
Smackdown is in shambles.

all the new people got to win their matches

nobody is in there

I thought smakcdkown was going to fox? How come everyone is coming to raw?

Roman still getting a good reaction and Drew not just getting bitch slapped. Its almost like this doesn't suck

You're shit at making threads at least put RAW in the subject like so people don't just assume you're a tripfagging shitposter yeah fucking simp. Go fuck off back to the ol' Reddit you attention whoring cuck.

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no

W-what about the House that AJ Styles Built?!

Based crazy Vince sabotaging Smackdown when Fox gave them billions of dollars for it.

Shakeup continues tomorrow

Will Romanetty ever get new ring attire?

dont fucking tell me kofi is the new face of smackdown

>Big Bible AJ is going to RAM
FUCK FUCK FUCCCCCK

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Dang! I can't believe all of those tag teams were broken up!

based corbin destroying romanetty

Why does Michael Cole make that stupid voice is he trying to copy someone?
>LOOKatTHe StRREnGHT

based vince drooling all over drew through cole's commentary

worked and seething

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>commercial
>two minutes of wrestling
>commercial

Based.

Needs more lyrics tho.

he's trying to emote a shit match

How uncomfortable must it be to wrestle in Corbin's attire? Seems like it would restrict his movement.

YOU'VE GOT 30 SECONDS

It's literally Vince screaming on his ear telling him to say that

why is vince punishing the good brother aj?

>trip

engage in coitus

Zaddy Sheamus and Sasha Skanks are both on Cricket commercials?

Like pottery

based detective Pikachad

time for randy to run smackdown

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PIKAPIKAPIKA

>trip
dumb reddit simp

Is Detective Pikachu based or cringe?

all of it is like 98% lycra or some shit. the vest is probablyt eh worst and he takes it off most times

you mean AEW

That shit is all flexible ring gear designed by Sasha Bank's husband

COPE

He actually built it

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what JAV should I fap to after RAM bros

Cause he's a fucking mongoloid who hates dimes.

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based retard user

its gimmicked u dummy he's not wearing off the rack olive garden uniform

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>usos moved to raw
>now we are stuck with feuds with new day and the bar forever
Fuck

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filtered

cringe

We had it in 2011. It was alright. Fuck it, let’s do it again.

People still on Smackdowns roster now:

>Aiden English
>Ali
>Daniel Bryan
>Harper
>Kevin Owens
>R-Truth
>Randy Orton
>Rowan
>Samoa Joe
>Shelton Benjamin
>Sin Cara

>2/3rds of Sanity
>the Bar
>Primo and Epico
>Hardys
>Good Brothers
>The New Day
>Rusev and Shinsuke

>Asuka
>Billie and Peyton
>Becky
>Carmella
>Charlotte
>Lana
>Mandy and Sonya
>Paige and her tag team

Also Nikki Cross and the Heavy Machinery guys I guess?

>Restrict his movement
>Corbin

I like Randy so this is welcome news.

The one where Ai Uehara goes to Africa to get fucked by bulbasaurs.

gotta put the BIG DAWG on the Big Show when it gets on the BIG Network in the fall. Can't have the chosen one getting out popped now can we?

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Has everyone said their daily prayers for our Based Lord Big Hog ?

Something with a nice storyline build up

>you can tell Seth Rollins has leveled up

god you suck Renee

attempted a TORPE SUICIDA

These fucking Harry Potter LARPers

I am out

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guys, i am shoot high as fuck

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It's the B show for a reason

>kill a jew mouse
Based

I hate that Miz moved to this shitshow.

soon...

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I think I'm gonna quit wrestling for a bit if gets worse.

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>Corbin should be used to losing
Renee please

>Crowd marking out for Seff
As a Canadian, I'm ashamed.

Reminds me of that Gamer Gate ncis.

Nice of her to put over her husband’s boy toy.

they're burying their own ratings

Well it looks awkward.

Montreal isn't in Canada you stupid fucking leaf.

>when so many people shit on you that your only response is the Yea Forums equivalent of "lol u mad bro?"

truly never drew a single dime.

Bbd makes me dick hard

As a Canadian, you should already be ashamed

RCT-484

>French Canadians chanting "Burn it down"
For shame

Corey referenced "numbers don't lie".

Jesus, Drew is yoked.

What was that cole

>Drew carefully flopping over the barrier so he doesn't hit the fans
based

It's not so bad.

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Cut!

>"This crowd is going to lose their mind when AJ comes in!"
>Barely audible slight pop for the tag due to the boring ass match
Pottery

>Corbin should be used to losing!
Goddamn how irate is Vince right now?

>it’s a RAW ends with a tag match episode

Ugh

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>Bobby's Down
>Lashley still on his feet
Renee Sucks

Why do the top heels always look like such weaklings?

mcintyre is so boring

Pretty based stomp

Curb Stomp on Bobbo

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>Seff stomping yet another bulbasaur

Did AJ dye his hair? For some reason I feel like it's a bit lighter than usual, maybe I'm just being thrown off by his whole face being lighter since he trimmed his beard and exposed more skin.

Well, seemed like the crowd liked it.

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see you, tuesday Yea Forums

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Lashley to Smackdown confirmed

it was a pretty decent match desu

Seth around all that JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR

Is this Nu-Shield?

>not a single draw on this list
smack is dead

>Smackdown always get raped by the draft

Did you even see last year?

it is never going to be good again is it bros

aj styles wearing aew colors

BURN IT DOWN!
BURN IT DOWN!
BURN IT DOWN!

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They actually look like they are having a good time.
Feels good man

Based Bobbo will save Smackdown.

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It was a pretty good match much better than the ones they were doing like 6 months ago

>bobbo vs bryan
>lio vs rowan
BOOK IT

i see what you mean, i think it’s just because his beard is different so his whole face looks different. also, red lights.

Oh fuck that, I'm going to go out and watch hockey instead of this disaster.

>the only 1v1 were women matches
God have mercy

>Gets blown by Charlotte
>Moved to a different show

Who could be behind this?

tbqh. beta females are really hot

>peyton will never soak herself just because you ask about marmite

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lets build the worst possible SDL superstar shakeup pick ups

Roman
Bruan
Bo Dallas
Sasha Banks
The Revival
Brock when the show debuts on Fox
Buddy Murphy
Kyle O'Reilly

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so is raw going to be good now with reigns on the other show?

>I NEED YOUR CLOTHES
>YOUR BOOTS
>AND YOUR DIMES

No

desu buddy murphy will more than make up for it.
But seeing the rest of the roster, he will be buried.

glorious
titus
apollo
no way jose
natalya
lucha tagteam
drew joining with the bar
braun
ember moon
ascension
aop

It's still going to be 3 hours long.

>guts SD’s entire roster for Reigns
In Vince’s mind Roman is worth more than everyone Raw got tonight put together, so to him, it’s a fair trade

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Based

youtube.com/watch?v=FmGy1_bHuds
This royal rumble was literally all about Roman

> bayley gets a newer, bigger, blacker friend

Lol.