RAM Gamethread #5
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First for the Smackchads
Your show sucks.
If dubs no more tag teams for the rest of the night.
Usos on raw means Smackdown probably gets based Heavy Machinery
First for Viking Experience is based
IT'S ALL TAG TEAM MATCHES TONIGHT
fuck this
>and your NEW RAW Tag Team Champions.... THE USOS
>RAW is full of blacks
SMACK WINS AGAIN
Awwww look how happy Homer is :3
>no more usos
>loose Miz and AJ
>gain Roman and Corbin
You know it's going to happen.
bobby is going to smackdown
WHEN WE SAY OOGA
Y'ALL SAY BOOGA
OOGA BOOGA
GIVE ME BRAY SO I CAN GO AWAY
god I hate tag team matches
MAKE THE SWITCH
sneed
CHANGES SO FAR
>To RAM
The Miz
Andrade "Cien" Almas
Cedric Alexander
Ricochet
Aleister Black
War Raiders (Now known as the Viking Experience)
Rey Mysterio
Lars
The Usos
So the usos gimmick is that they act like niggers?
>Heavy Machinery
>based
Yikes
If Lacey, Drew and Bryan end up in raw then smackdown is dead
This is it holy shit
The most SNORIOUS matchup in WWE history!!
Who will be able to stay awake?!?!
>usos finally go to raw
>but reigns is probably going to smackdown
damn, so close...
OH MY GOD, MICHAEL COLE SHIT ON HIS PANTS
AFTER HEARING THAT AJ STYLES IS COMING TO RAW
>gain Corbin
Sasha has been begging to go to Smackdown for years. Even she knows her career will be revived there.
Based Bobbo is honorary Aryan.
The Jr Fatu Experience
They should have the Usos team up with Roman and Tamina to form a new SST stable with Heyman.
that's their life uce
Bobbo on the A show
we win
Thank fuck the Raw tag titles are absolutely meaningless.
>the swiping experience
you can fill a botchamania with just this episode
>DOES THIS MEAN THE POLYNESIAN PENITENTIARY IS ON RAW?
oui monsieur
Jey has the cross on his arm, Jimmy doesnt
What channel can I watch AEW on?
BASED SELF-HATING BLACK MAN
>tfw I use to get my brother in the crossface chicken wing and when my mom told me to stop I use to stare at my hands like Bob Backlund
I don't know why she couldn't understand that it wasn't my fault.
>act like
what's up with the camera work its all over the place
DELETE THIS.
AJ is staying, dean will be in shield's corner
>inb4 b-but is pretty clear
just liked roode was the ""big"" draft for raw last year
SUPER KICK PARTY
>>Skinny fat millennial shemale
>>Needs a shower steaks and weights
youtube.com
SHIT KAIRI WITH BAGLEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
nxt cameraman moving up to RAW
Dunn having a stroke
few predictions for smackdown
bobby lashley
braun strowman
buddy murphy
heavy machinery
undisputed era
kairi
>botchamania
Not enough room for a hard cam.
In two weeks, they'll be called the experience.
>Cole still saying Uso Crazy
cringe
>"The Usos are the toughest and coolest dudes in the room!"
Fucking yuck. What year is it? 2007?
ARE YOU ME?!?
Based retards memeing the Viking Experience name change without realizing that's what CHAD McMahon wants.
VINTAGE UCE!!!!
Please God no.
So is Seth and Roman's mystery partner going to be AJ Styles?
Micheal Cole is making it as white as possible
>Baron Corbin’s Mid-Card of Evil
WHY IS THIS STILL A TEAM
FUCKING BASED USOS
>the seething experience
to put roman over
It's going to be Mella, Charles or Asuka
Reminder that BBDWT.S worked the mods so hard they hard banned it
What was Roman's nickname again?
The Massive Canine?
Had an older cousin that did that shit and he did the camel clutch too
We lose ITS BOSS TIME
We gain USO CRAZY
It’s gonna be AJ teaming with Roman and Seth
get used to hearing it every single week for the next year
>the IIconics vs the Autistics
>the kike rat stays on raw
SMACK wins
>alexa piss on RAW
Thank you.
Gonna be Carmella or Naomi
They're the new League of Nations.
Naomi
IT’S LEXI TIME
These were happening even without Roman for 6 months but it was stroman and angle and Finn
Two months from now everyone will be saying "The name is so bad it's good. I like it!"
Vince always gets his way.
isnt charlotte one of the people that couldnt make it because of travel conditions?
dumb pedo mods need to be choked out again
shit
>That jiggle when Bliss walked out
DING-DONG DIDDLY
It'll be Nikki Cross
The Tiny Terrier
The Minute Mutt
The Diminutive Dachshund
The Adderall Addicted Akita
The Boring Bulldog
THE KIKE AND MUSLIM EXPERIENCE
The Sizable Cerberus
The Kosher Experience
>tfw finding out every /asspies/ favorite finisher was the chicken wing
But what does it MEAN
>Sami "religion of peace" Zayn
>Murphy vs Dream
Might actually watch.
BASED BLISS
Me and my older brother broke a bed doing a Dudley dog up the wall
It was amazing as a kid but we got in so much shit for it
The Leukemia Experience
>DREAM vs. MURPHY
Oh shit!
The Aryan Goddess Experience
Are the rumors true?
Just tuning in, whats happened so far?
XXL Pupper
The velveteen Experience In a dream
she can still come out on smack ya dork
the large lupine
>BBDWT.S
literally what and or who?
Literally means nothing until SD is over tomorrow. There have been people that appeared on Raw and moved to SD the next night
Perro Cancer
Dream wins
We need Kofi vs Roman on Smackdown
If she gets called up, how long will she last until her knees explode on live tv?
>Desperate Blissfags have been insisting she's going to SD and turning face
OH NONONONONONONO
Yes
t. SEETHING horsefags
Usos
Miz
War raiders changed the Viking exprence
Andrede
On raw
>”YEAH I BURNED THAT SHITTY CHURCH IN PARIS TO THE GROUND? AND WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT I’M GONNA GET EM TO BUILD IN IT’S PLACE? HUH? I’M GONNA GET THEM TO BUILD ANOTHER MOSQUE SO THEY CAN RAPE MORE LITTLE BOYS”
Cringe. Alexa is fucking BASED and the only woman on the roster that can talk into a mic without sounding like a raped 15 year old girl with PTSD.
Largest Labrador
Sizeable Shitzu
Huge Hound
Big Bulldog
THE
VIKING
EXPERIENCE
>The Jihadi Experience
I'm holding you personally responsible if this happens
Yes me and Tegan are having sex
2 weeks
>Meltzer plays a stalker
what the fuck was that?
The Anorexia Experience
Go back
THE KNOTTY EXPERIENCE
Great Greyhound
Why would they even call up new women when they haven't even done anything with the other 2 they called up?
I get adding more tag teams because the tag team division is utter shit
Mustafa Ali is going to team with Roman and Seth and be the new hero Raw needs :')
you know it's true guys...just imagine the AEW chants over a second week in a row of this bullshit.
The Mute Button Experience
What is Sami Zayn's gimmick anyway?
I hate this faggot
SAMI IS A BASED DANCER
>tfw some kid is now using leukemia to get out of school like the Big Dog
GDI lads been shitting blood for about 5 hours.
Help pls
Good boy!
you just know
My Blissypoo is looking like a snack.
>fake tits
why bros, WHY
>Randy Quaid and Steph Curry compete in a hardcore match
Why does he still dance when he's just gonna call everyone retarded
DANCE SAMI DANCE
a flabby cab driver gets a moment of bliss
The Meltzer Experience
The Skanking Experience
I love ska a lot but Sami makes it so fucking gay
He's a terrorist.
>been posting like a madman tonight
>zero (You)s
...
I can't stand this nerd shit. I'm done. This is so embarassing.
She's always had fake tits...
She literally just said she could be going to SD tomorrow
seek medical treatment
This "The ____ Experience" thing is getting to be about as annoying when me and my friends spent the week after we saw The Fellowship of the Ring saying "The one _____ to rule them all"....
i hate sami zayn so goddamn much
Being self-aware of the smarks
HOLY CRINGE
@6647557
here you go
I fucking hate Ska and I fucking hate the French.
Lose weight
How fun, usually there's only one skank on this segment
No, he's in the rare heel territory of Quebecois.
As long as he's French Canadian he's going to play face to the town full of evil, child-fucking, bagel-ruining bastards that eat horse.
On the fly encore?
Does this mean Sami Zayn is going to Raw?
yikesola
BASED SAMI
The Drumpf Experience
This shit sucks
>WHATD YOU CALL ME?
SMACKDOWN WINS AGAIN LADS
The numale experience
cringe
>Woa...
*CLICK*
the ding-dong diddly experience
fuck French Canadians
have sex
FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP WITH THE SHIT MUSIC
I WISH THIS FAGGOT WOULD GET A CAREER ENDING AND POTENTIALLY LIFE THREATENING INJURY
the bald bastard with the iiconics shirt is a plant
Bliss goes to Smackdown as a nobody and becomes a superstar a year later.
Becky goes to Smackdown as a nobody and becomes a superstar a year later.
I really hope Sasha goes to Smackdown
ANTI-SMARKS SEETHING
is this a physical representation of the word cringe?
he's the InZayn Terrorist
Lel Vince is just having FUN tonight isn't he?
The Worked Experience
sounds like a fat jobber
THE NORWOOD EXPERIENCE
>Corey says skanking
>Renee thinks he talked about her
Nice one Dean
VINCE TURN THIS FUCKING SHIT OFF ALREADY YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>Canadians
Make him like Brett heel, anti American only
>Now watch this, I'm gonna kick it up another notch
>...EL GENERICO IS DEAD.
Based Sami making Yea Forums seethe
I fuck trannies regularly
...
Stop watching kids fantasy movies ya dweeb.
The One user Loses His Shit And Gets Worked By Stupid Memes Experience To Rule Them All
I don't care Sami we are gonna cheer you anyways
This is unironically the most based thing he could have done
what is this
Probably Asuka, a one time thing because a lot of talent couldn't get to Raw
As you can tell now by this "Killing Time Experience"
LMAO this guy shitting on them and they love it.
Miz keeps moving back and forth:
2016 - smackdown
2017- raw
2018 - smackdown
2019 - raw
>NNOOOTRREEE DAMMM BURNS AND I FEEL FIIIIINE, MONTREAL!!!
damn Samit Zahahn thats too much.
lmao
Bliss needed her new tits
Sami dances like the guy from Mighty Mighty Bosstones.
SHOW YOUR FEET LEXI FOR GOD'S SAKES!!!!
OH NON O NO NO LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>soccer chants
OH NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SAMI
Sami was dope last week and now he's the worst part of the show so far
stop this dogshit
She’s still gonna be a horse
fatty is gassed after flopping around for 30 seconds
Cringe
The /wooo/ experience
fuck canada
make it stop
Hes the fucking best
This man is bryans only rival in the world
LEAFS CONFIRMED FOR DANCING MONKEYS
Aren't both of these people heels?
I would cum instantly if they kissed
>Just kill him Kaufman
BUT I HATE THE PEOPLE
>turning heel on your home town
what a madman
>I got me some hot fresh bagels
NO, YOU EVIL QUEBEC PRICK. YOUR BAGELS ARE FAKE AND GAY. THEY HAVE SEX WITH OTHER BAGELS.
Kairi wasn't in Newark or abroad. She's in Taoronot right now.
LEXIS THIGHS!!!
>SAMI SHITTING ON THESE LEAFS
Sami is fucking based and you faggots saying otherwise are clueless
LEAFS BTFO
>speak french in canada
>get cheered
what the fuck is wrong with wrestling crowds these days
>Sami was dope last week
no one has said this ever
Question
What realistic would it take for Vince to stop putting on shitshows
I like anti smark Sami.
That was very rude, Sami.
BASED BIG KEV
Americans
I mean Montreal
LEXI GOIN FACE
durrr I'm a heel and can make you guys chant stuff
Are they chanting underkaufman?
sami is a terrible heel
Why is this faggot still out here
WTF did they chant?
are they chanting about frog legs or what?
Sami is fucking trash and you have shit taste
>The JUSTin KEKdru crowd
he turned heel last week
Quebecers are racist so im with Sami, fuck them
something "goddess"?
>they're chanting in French
"On s'en caliss"
aka we don't give a fuck
Lexi is face now?
everyone should be in montreal rn except those with travel issues, smackdown is there too
shouldn't the crowd just be constantly chanting apologies for being Canadian?
And this is why smarks are ruining wrestling.
>Bliss going face
Well I am off the Bliss train.
This shit is why you don’t do televised shows in countries where english isn’t the main language
bliss face turn?
holy shit Bliss can't talk on the mic for shit
What would you call the outfit Bliss is wearing?
She's sure acting like it.
What the fuck is even going on
Based Nuetral Lexi
Reminder that Ali is teaming up with the shield and not AJ
AEMeme blowing the fuck up in the next couple of years. But really blowing the fuck up, and fast, not becoming the next TNA.
>Ultra nuggets chants
Ding dong diddly based
DUDE INSULT THEIR COUNTRY LMAO
10/10 HEEL STRAP NOW
Shut up and get them tits out already
Way to rip off Christian
>BRET SEETHING RIGHT NOW
I wonder who was behind that promo?
delicious
Pointless segment
>YEAH SEE YOU IN HELL
>I LIVE IN ORLANDO NOW
Well Sami wasn't wrong.
hot
Bliss acted like a face a month or so ago on moment of Bliss and was back to being heel a week later
>we canada
crowd can't even na na na goodbye in sync
fucking leafs
>sami drafted to hell
So Sami buried himself?
Why is Rusev so based?
>SEE YOU IN HELL.
Confirmed Terrorist
A leafmark can translate the chants plz
>Islamist knows he's going to hell
I like self-aware Sami
Imagine hating your homeland so much you move to Florida
Sami is the ONLY person in WWE who you could argue is as talented as bryan
>these are not my people
ZAYN JIHADI GIMMICK CONFIRMED??
seemed like he was about to say he was going to Smackdown, but forgot
That Turner deal gets me thinking
i said, mustard on my 'dog please.
>Confirmed Terrorist
Well he is white so.....
NEW THREAD
its AJ
based, asahi is the GOAT
FUCK ON ME
>that guy doing push ups
I can't unsee it now.
It's Boreton
I don't know, I think there's plenty of average talent in the roster
She's a Heel for tiny white cocks, face for big black cock
Holy shit if a face Alexa and Ember won the belts of off Iconics and then had a long run like Sasha wanted that would be the ultimate fuck you to her.
honestly ali did that gay meditation spot with black and richoshit so i wouldn't be suprised if it was him desu
BASED AUSSIE SHITPOSTERS
Pey is still hot but that bottox lips and the wrinkles arround her nose and mouth alongside the sudden weightloss is going to make her hit the wall sooner i believe.
Why do the Iconics look like dilophosaurus from Jurassic park?
Dino dna