RAM Gamethread #3
first for based viking experience
too early, rat
BUDDY MURPHY AND BLISS CONFIRMED FOR SMACKDOWN
>The Viking Experience
blue bliss is best bliss
>THIS IS BALOR CLOUB..... ROIGHT ERE IN *INSERT CITY*
eat shit
FLIPPY SHIT ON RAW LMAO
Skol
Will he be on Raw or Smack?
>caring about the butt raiders
Are people who appearing now on raw can they show up tomorrow ? This is just dumb
I wish it was smackdown already, im more interested in seeing who goes there....
BASED
>an opponent picked by Vince
MORE NXMEME EXPERIENCE JOBBERS????????
IT'S GAYLORD CLUB
>Cedric escapes 205live
>murphy, kendrick, tozawa, gulak don't
Who is Finn gonna fight?
Bets on who comes to face Balor
How long until:
Cedric Alexander -> Cedric
please be matt riddle
I love you, Yea Forums
ADAM COLE BAY BAY
>Cedric Alexander
So 205 is dead for real now?
>the BRAAAAAAAAAAPing experience
>raw has a large amounts of blacks on the brands
I don't get it, I'll never get what happened to this sport. They were on top of the world and they have whittled that audience down to a tiny, tiny segment of fans known as homosexual smarks, with wannabes in the ring. It just doesn't make sense to me. It's the whole world moving towards bullshit. What kind of people even come up with the schlock they put out nowadays? I can't watch 5 minutes of it. It's unbearable.
I can't wait till WM36.
Reminder Yea Forums is a christian board.
Gonna be Adam Cole
just got home anything i miss
is it worth even watching tonight??
>The Pirate Sexperience
WHO'S THE SPECIAL OPPONENT CHOSEN BY THE MCMAHONS???
sheamus
i am so tired lads, how do I sleep better
who here HYPE
Velveeta Dream
I thought we were watching to laugh at how bad it is now, why you niggas getting mad when you know this shit is never gonna get better??
I legit laughed out loud when I heard the tag teams name and I have never even seen them before. That's fucking hilarious dude. You gotta admit
probably the ugly manlet on nxt uk
>the viking experience
no but i'm not going to lose my shit over a fake fighting show for kids
WHY IS NO ONE HELPING THIS SUICIDAL TURKEY
>changes cigarettes for pills
yeah no thanks Jews
OH FUCK NO
NO MORE NIGGER CLOWNS
oh please no
no vince no
poor turkey :(
Based Asians
By watching raw
Pete Dunne
I'm only watching this shit to see more fun from him.
second night after he moves
>Alexander is a name for whites DAMMIT
Andrade
It's been like this for the past few years... where have you been?
miz on raw
war raiders became viking expierence
8 man tagteam match
>Stays on RAWetty
>Wears Blue
??????
fucking leafs
Guys, my girl just left me. She got upset when I asked her if she would give me The Viking Experience and stormed out. What should I do?
>the lexiperience
oh thats right
based cringe gobbly wyatt
nailed it user, nice
EL IDOLO
Vince is a genius. Vikings debut is trending world wide thanks to the name controversy
it's just Vince, he's depressed that he built this grand company and he won't live forever. he's gonna fuck with it till he fucks off.
"debut" I'm willing to bet that it's Nakamura
Based
JUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh no Vince is gonna fuck Andrade over
alexa
turn off this fucking shit show
she smol
>crickets for Almas
Based
>IS IT? YES! HE CALLS HIMSELF THE CORDUROY FANTASY, COREY
go find a redneck girl and convince her you are The Viking Experience King.
And just make it all up. In 5-9 months you'll be married to her and convincing her all sorts of random shit is "The Viking Experience"
Rip to Andrade
This I approve of.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Break up with her for being a bitch and not wanting to have sex
Charles confirmed moving to Raw
>the BEANING experience
Fat girls everywhere are all wet for this match.
ANDRADEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck, i don't want to watch raw just to watch my boy
I WANT TO PUT ZELINA IN MY POCKET
goddamn goblina's belly button is fucking gross
>Andrade
>no longer Cien Almas
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Looks like the silent, charismatic spic is ours, boys.
Charles back on RAW
Someone put this hottie in my pocket
Can't wait for the Undefeated Timeline to enter.
WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL YOU MUTTS ADVERTS LITERALLY COUPLED WITH A MINUTE OF SIDE EFFECT WARNINGS
ARE YOU THAT ZOGGED THAT YOU'LL SWALLOW THEM DOWN ANYWAY?!
>post yfw Charles stays on SD
>Andrade
imagine havin sex with her it must be like fucking a child lol
>Father of Ric Flairs' brown grandchildren
BASED
andrade on ram
charlotte on ram
She smol
Literally crickets reaction
>WOO WOO TOO SWEET WOO WOO TOO SWEET
>Miz
>Andrade
:^(
Black is pretty based for bagging Zelina out of the entire roster.
The Sex With Bexperience
EL GOBLINA !!
IDEOS
There are people on this board who think that little goblin is attractive.
YUCK
why do people like Finn Baylor? Honestly. Someone please tell me. Dude is fucking terrible.
post that pasta
getting whatted
would you let Priscilla Kelly put her tampon in your mouth?
Children bleed.
That's it. Andrade is done.
So this'll end with Kofi jumping to Raw but Woods on SD until Big E's healed up huh
TURN THIS BEANER BITCH INTO A CARDI B CHARACTER NOW!!! I WANT HER TWERKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mods
Why is this nigga talkin so much
cry moar white boi you'll be sucking bbc and talking it in your boipussy in no time
WTF is going on
Based Racist Canucks
What the fuck
anyone got the link to that divas forum
FROGS SEETHING AT BASED SPANISH
>speaking spic
What?
ANDRADE IS CHOKING OH NO NO NO NO NO
WHAT
She was already that in TNA
woo woo 2 sweet
Basado Andrade, pero Vince ya la cagó bien cagada
wait, that's not French.
Only if your too rough
HAHAHA BASED FANS SHITTING ON THIS SPIC
Why do they let Andrade cut a minute long promo in Spanish but not let Asuka do it in Jap?
does Andrade even speak any english?
Nobody cares about birdfucker.
WHAT
>tfw Andrade made a really good promo.
Please let him speak more spanish.
At least they're letting him speak taco instead of forcing him to speak english. Hate it when they make people with shit english speak it, even when I can't understand what the fuck they're saying in their native language.
He appeals to onions filled gimps and faggots also modern marks think work rate equals a good wrestler
I believe ya
But my girls TOMMY GUN DONT
He was good in Japan. Same as Nakamura, Karl Anderson and AJ.
ANDRADE LE VA A ROMPER EL CULO
>Andrade makes a promo in Spanish
>WHAT
Racist too much?
>andrade esta raw
what did he mean by this
>puto de mierda
Wow andrade went a bit too hard on finn
Andrade sounds a lot like Rush, are they related?
*WHATS IN CANADIAN*
you'll be wearing those leggings soon
>Vince knew Almas would get the What chants
>still approves the promo
this is too much retardation to not be a work, I'm fully convinced Vince just wants to bury these NXT shitters the absolute madman
>"Speak to the audience in their native tongue"
>Speaks Spanish instead
worked
based filter going over this jabronlet
Andrade "Cien" Almas
>tells the crowd he'll address them in French
>go on speaking Spanish anyway
no
Since couples stick together, does that mean Charlotte joins Raw after vacation?
I'm not watching but you think Andrade will get a push since he's sucking on Charles
Mexicans hate fags
Andrade sold that drop kick flawlessly
Vince. Strap. Now.
that's...not a tommy gun?
Burgerland is half spanish now
thats called getting heat dude
Vince is based as fuck
finished
He said merci you dipshit retard.
Matches are the most boring part of wrestling. Raw used to be about having matches, but it was to drive stories/angles to ppvs. Wrestling really does suck now.
>Andrade is on Raaahhhhh
Heels are supposed to get WHAT chants ya seething smark
>heels doing heel things
is andrade fat, or are his tights way too high.
>Sh s shut up you racist
>post yfw sasha is sent to nxt uk
>no belly button
Based
French and Spanish are practically the same. French just has more i's
Don’t want to speak English then don’t work for an American company
How are the matches not used that way now?
Pretty based desu
Es la verdad. Odio Los pinche jotos
Ding-Dong Diddlycaught a seethe, lil guy?
the BLACKED experience
>new Mortal Kombat game
Based or cringe?
Sasha's getting sent to catering.
Latinos are the new Russians. It's great for getting heat. Even Montreal fell for it and they're hyperliberal
based
But he died....
how is that a victory for you
I just broke my fucking tv bc of the honk commercial.
God dammit
why is this show already feeling bigger than the raw after wrestlemania
>they think calling English a second langauge and speaking Spanish is a heel move in Montreal
Has the writer been to Quebec before? lel
the wwe isn't american it's universal ya simp
>couples stick together
This your first Draft/Shakeup?
cringe
>The Tranquilo Experience
Basado y FoxSportpastillado.
What I meant was raw was more about stories with matches scattered. Raw now is all matches for no particular reason and no storylines.
Good picks
>Almas
>Miz
Bad picks
>Ricoshit
>Black
>VIKING EXPERIENCE
Smack still winning for now.
>YOUR EYES DO NOT DECEIVE YOU
>THIS $1 TACO IS FILLED WITH CHIPS
>IT'S A CHIP TACO
based chav taco bell
>Latinos are the new Russians.
Which is weird since Russians would still get a ton of heat now.
I mean compare an entire episode of modern Raw to any attitude era Raw crowd is fucking crazy for the CHARACTERS
Think corny said it best
Austin Vs Rock
Biggest match ever
Biggest mania
Two of the biggest stars ever
Not once did they go to the top rope
Im in remission yall
because every storyline ended at WM, there was nothing for the day after
mortal kombat became pure cringe with X. sorry, Kringe.
kringe
Cringe
These Truth ads seem heeby as fuck
But I don't want lung cancer either
Who am I to Trust?
they 99% do. Cass and Carmella was like the last case of it not happening
You forgot Cedric friend
based
Eat shit spic
>no Rain
>no Milieena
>no Frost
>no Sindal
>no Smoke
>no Nightwolf
idk senpai
Smack loses because they lost andrade and miz and are getting Strowman
>t. Joe
Oh my God this site I am LITERALLY SHAKING
the sand time lord dude is overpowered as fuck but the storymode from MKX was brutal as fuck.
wait and just watch whatever MK Ice and Fire puts up when they get an early copy in a few days.
American owned and traded company with branches around the world
Cry more
what are you talking about, every match is part of some storyline or establishes a new one
Just got home, what has been shaken up?
frost was just revealed wearing a power rangers suit
Why do you act like Character & Workrate are incompatible?
Ric Flair Proves that Wrong.
Their name is Japan?
That's retarded
What no fucking night wolf ?????
bassd
Frost is DLC, mate.
We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France,
We shall fight on the seas and oceans,
We shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be,
We shall fight on the beaches,
We shall fight on the landing grounds,
We shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
We shall fight in the hills;
We shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God’s good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.”
The Viking Experience
even tho i wont play i love mortal kombat as a franchise. i'll maybe watch stuff on youtube on it or something
kek
Smack already won lad
WHERE IS THE BUZZARD PUPPET
eerie similarity
>no Mileena
so there's a reason for that...
What the fuck is up with the way cole says Idolo
how do you know?
>Viking Experience
Omega made his surprise WWE debut and then got kicked in the nuts by Steph
Just joined is this for the title
>OH WHAT THE
Superb commentary Cole
BASED
What story do we have this match we are watching
>Island loses it's people & culture Years later thanks to him
SO BASED!! :D
Yeah but just work rate ain't enough
Having amazing character will get you by
Having both is great just rare nowadays
whatever cien just did is based
fag vs macho latino
Hell no. I can't believe I actually missed the days of someone spilling coffee on someone backstage to set up their match (which was fucking completely lame at the time). Now random matches are put on with zero consequences on the line, in a predictable match and outcome.
Most of them will be on MK11
Except for Nightwolf, because he fucking sucks
midcard champion faces new midcard guy
Damn, did Balor get concussed again by a back elbow? That was a lazy roll-up.
canadian destroyer incoming
i called Cien Almas vs Finn Balor. give me likes on twitter faggots. im the only one who called it. @jessetrue3
all the other cucks werent even close.
Who is bleeding and where?
BASED VEGA
Andre is new and thinks he's great so he wants to prove it against one of the champs
Lmao your IC champ just lost the match because of a girl
Based Andrade not throwing himself out waiting for Finn to hit him again instead
Who could possibly give a fuck about this match
>FINN IS GOING TO SMACKDOWN
BASED
finn would probably get concussed by a strong wind.
>not for title
gay
Do they ever film in the locker room anymore
Always thought that was cool
?
BASED IDOLO!
sorry mate I only follow @jessetrue2
Based El Idolo saying "fuck off" to Vince's shitty 70 restholds a match rules.
>He gets to win
Based
So Miz/Shane has no payoff. Why does the Shakeup always fuck up every story line?
>DDT finisher in 2019
Kek
cien almas must be giving charles a good dickin
based Andrade
Well, considering Balor was just a transitional champion to get the feel good moment against Bobbo in Mania, it's pretty safe to assume Almas will be the new champion on MitB
I'm okay with that.
She charged down for two seconds there but you couldn't even tell
reminder almas won his first match on smack too
sure is botchy tonight
shit forgot about Sheeva
BASED
LO DE HOY
>Wrestlemania 8 nights away
WOOOO IM HYPED
>wasn't for the belt
gay
>Fucks Charlotte all week
>pins Finn as reward
based selena
That filthy Mexicunt is a worse version of Melina
Actually, she's the one giving him the good dicking
Thank you CHARLOTTE! clap clap clapclapclap
Finn definitely going to smack down
I wish I could have seen Vince's reaction to that.
I just tunned in, what are the roster changes so far??
>WM 8 nights away
Again?
Arn and Roberts are the only 2 who ever made the DDT look like an actual finisher
Shane can be on RAM too. There are no GMs.
nigger it's the start of a new season post WrestleMania. Andrade just pinned a champion in a non-title match. You think this is over here? Eat a dick, smark.
THIS SHIT WASNT EVEN FOR THE STRAP WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT
wow thanks for the wrestlemania recap
This was against a CHAMP
Based and redpilled.
imagine watching your wife look at cien like that and jump on his sweaty body
NEW THREAD
why do they still do stills of PPV recaps? Nobody gonna go out and rebuy that shit.
MMMMMMMMMMMM
205 Live seems geared to die.
Cedric fka Cedric Alexander to RAM.
The Viking Connection to RAM probably.
El Idolo and his pocket sand goblin to RAM.
settle down seethe-o-maniac
To give Almas a win without taking the title because Baloretty is most likely going to SD when Joe comes to RAM.
Should I spend $5 on Taco Bell or $5 on 100oz of Steel Reserve?
>Cena cringe sesh at WM
Yikes
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
why do fans continuously chant for this dumb cunt mmmmmmmmmmmmark? seriously he has ruined his career beyond repair by pretending to be a loyal wwe employee when he just simply shows up to tarnish his career for dirty as fuck oil money
mmmmm
thanks bud
new
it was his debut relax faggot it's a kids show
They should kill 205 Live and make a women's division show in its place.
Taco Bell to celebrate Andrade's win
Miz, Cedric, THE VIKING EXPERIENCE, Black, Ricochet, Almas to RAM.
The new Loaded Nacho Tacos are based
What did she accomplish with this?
Hard choice, but for me, it's Steel Reserve
Jimmy Dean sosig.
Cant wait for that to die a slow painful death too
Hype on the turkey gravy train
Yessir