Misses the uppercut

This was almost impossible to watch it made me not want to play MK anymore

Only someone that r*ddit could call CM Punk a mixed martial artist with a straight face.

>You have experience punching people in the face
>s-sure

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He didn’t miss, those are acceptable uppercut placements for a fistfight. He just didn’t connect directly under the chin like the show probably wanted him to.

>those are acceptable uppercut placements for a fistfight
It's really not. It's "acceptable" for a target who is moving and also hitting back but even then neither of those shots would be considered clean shots. it's especially unacceptable for a dude who spent 6 years and 3 million dollars training at a world class MMA gym to not even be able to hit the chin spot on a stationary dummy. like did he get totally conned or is he really just that shit?

>he didn't miss
>he just didn't connect where the show literally wanted him to because that was the point of the entire episode

I’ll give chick magnet some credit in embracing being a meme now

he's not though he lacks the foresight to see everyone sees him as an absolute joke now

>grazed a stationary target

He makes people seethe so hard by just existing
It's kind of beautiful

the only one seething is himself

This actually would have been cool to see had they got in a real fighter who could land it on the chin. Every time Punk does anything MMA related, it comes off as so cringe. He's so clearly bad at it.

>why does he keep doing it bros?
At this point I'm sure he humiliates himself on purpose for uknown reasons.

It's for AJ and their bull. They play his MMA fights and cringey guest spots while the bull fucks her and Punk masturbates in the corner. Whenever AJ gets bored, she tells Punk to go do another spot flaunting what a big badass MMA fighter he is so she can get wet.

Phil Marks are a new breed of fucking delusional

No wonder Punk doesn't want a son, the kid would get bullied mercifully.

He literally touched it, touching something is not a miss. You retarded african american homosexuals are trying to tell me that that if two you throw something at something else and it hits it with enough force to make a sound and move the target, then nothing touched and it missed. That's not a miss. You are braindamaged and a nigger and a tranny and a jew and a leftist and a cuck who eats gay mens shit and piss and likes Oprah and eating eggplants. That's you. You are delusional because you are trying to tell me that when two things hit thats a miss. Objecitvely scientifically wrong. Please die. Please literally kill yourself you seething dong dong dong dong dong dong marketty faggot bitch homo with no penis and huge gay ass eyelashes and fake gay tits and huge nigger lips and a ginger afro. Basically you're a fucking cabbage. Get raped and die before I fucking do it myself.

You should watch the first episode. They got Daniel Cormier (DC). He destroyed the object they put against him. Just skip the cringey host parts.

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The point of an uppercut is to hit the chin, and that's what the hosts clearly wanted. That was the whole point. The desired point of impact, the target, was the chin. He missed.

If it were a real fight, you could of course say that he still struck a guy in the head even if he didn't nail a knockout blow to the chin, but that's a moving target actively working to protect himself. When you are trained to hit the chin, and you are facing a stationary target, you should be able to at least hit the chin one of the two time you strike. The fact that he didn't either time and instead grazed the face shows poor form and/or coordination, not typical attributes of a good fighter.

It's pretty sad when you think that the reason he's still doing MMA shows is because he put 3 mil into the career and it was supposed to replace his mandrama career. He's already 40 it would be too hard to stop after spending 6+ years to get there.

Looks like he's a commentator now.

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He's also to egotistical to give up.

He should've had a kid at the highlight of his WWE career that would've made him careful about bullshit career choices.

So we're not gonna mention the fact that a white guy beat up a bunch of women clean? Is this episode gonna get taken down and a twitter apology issued or what?

>The point of an uppercut is to hit the chin
He did hit the chin, he hit the front of it. That is "on the button". That is a KO by smashing the Trigeminal nerve, or by smashing the mandible backwards.

erryone is laughing at him tho

WORKED
The state of Cuck Man Philip marks
His job was to do a fucking uppercut you retarded incest creation

>doesn't hit the spot he was aiming for
>"it didn't miss guise!"
c'mon now

Direct this reply to this faggot here

Fuck, you can hear the clear lack of confidence in hud voice now. He's not the same anymore.

He literally did. If he didn't hit it where he was aiming for, why did he hit it twice in the same place and say he felt good about it? He aimed where he punched it and he punched it where he aimed.

Why are you a poor person.

So he's basically a clown?

>Be Frances Ngannou
>6'4 254lbs
>13 - 3 in UFC
>Set a world record for punching power (129,161 units)
>Has actually lifted Andrei Arlovski off the canvas with an uppercut
>Would be the perfect guy to get for this Because Science video (but they can't afford him)
>Who would be the best option?
>A skinny-fat fake tough guy who went 0-2 in UFC and never displayed any martial arts competence despite training with excellent coaches

They would have received better results getting present day George Foreman's sleepy ass to show up and throw a bomb.

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>If he didn't hit it where he was aiming for, why did he hit it twice in the same place and say he felt good about it?

Because he is deluded retard?