Monday Night RAM gamethread #1

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Past week I've been in a series of interview committees for a great new job.
after it was narrowed down to two, i got the call today the other guy is going over.
pretty bummed bros.
I'm gna /snack/ and /ram/ hard tonight, for tomorrow I go back to the grind

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BASED

we're all gonna make it brah

BURN

IT

DOOOOOOWWWNNN

thank you based zyzz spirit

dana brooke vs tamina on Main Event

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anyone got a good quality streaming link

>repeatedly playing niggers on tricycles comercial bragging about bracelets

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POST MOMMY MICKIE

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Now B-team vs Heavy Machinery

DirecTV
Channel 242 (HD)

Dish Network
Channel 105 (HD)

AT&T U-verse
Channel 124 (SD)
Channel 1124 (HD)

CenturyLink Prism
Channel 124 (SD)
Channel 1124 (HD)

Verizon FiOS
Channel 50 (SD)
Channel 550 (HD)

hottie

MAMA IS COMING HOME~!

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Holy fuck this DX thing is so fucking cringe

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Don’t say Vince McMahon

post cute nikki cross please

anyone know which brand seth rollins will be on post-draft? I just want to know so I dont have to watch it.

I dont watch WWE so i dont care

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>tfw not racist

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First boring shit comes out and I will go to bed. Shouldn't be long.

r/squaredcircle ambassador here, I’m new to the Yea Forums but I can tell that this sub sucks... you should try Reddit sometime.

Little pissant marks are probably boiling again

I hope they have Foxy back on television.

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Eating some AEW paychecks while I watch

Hey cody

Yikes

Whos that fatty next to Braun?

hahahaha why even try

Try not to choke on the health insurance ketchup.

Damn, you're that fat?

Me too.

ARE
YOU
READY?

BURN IT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNN

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I’M SO FUCKING HYPED BROS I CAN’T WAIT TO WATCH THE LATEST EPISODE OF PRETEND FIGHTING FOR CHILDREN

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it'd be better if the squares were more skin colored

Travel issues impact RAW

According to a report by F4WOnline, Monday Night RAW, which is taking place in Montreal, Quebec, Canada for night one of the two-night Superstar Shake-up is currently being rewritten due to a number of travel issues.

Some WWE Superstars were taking flights that had a layover in Newark, New Jersey, but a combination of bad weather and flight cancelations are impacting who will be able to be there on time for tonight’s show. As a result, they are rewriting segments around these circumstances.

Samoa Joe is reportedly backstage, but is very sick and had his segment removed from the show as a result. Dean Ambrose, who is still under contract to the end of April, is also backstage.

get ready for another dog shit show boys

>Steph
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

based

Stephenie’s music makes me wanna rope

WHADYA SAY LADIES

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Based

Where can I stream this on mobile

Any news on who got stuck in Jersey?

>20 min stephanie promo to start the show
well i'm already out

Already bored

bc i'm driven and have high t.
plus i'd like to make enough to live based and travel with my chick

Cringe

is vince ever going to be on raw again? its been months

>steph segment
k i'm out

this tbqh

>its another "steph opens raw" episode

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MOMMY STEPH

Will she get drafted to the main show?

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BASED EVIL PEPE

HERE COMES THE PEPE

HERE COMES THE PEPE

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in4Bliss

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Pepe?

HERE WE GO
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY

THE EMPEROR

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CHING CHING

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holy heat

A rare Monday Night Pepe

Oh fuck, I am horry

fmk?

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BASED

my sides, no one can work a crowd into a seething shoot like her

i guess its possible, if unlikely, that shes one of paiges team

How many times do they reference the screwjob tonight?

Its like Steph and shane are still the commissioners of these shows...

I'm expecting some Montreal Screwjob jokes tonight.

HERE COMES THE PEPE

Hey guys, it's my birthday. Can I get some (you)'s?

Based Mike Rome sucking up to the authority

>new era
>same McMahon intro

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WHAT DO YOU SAY LADIES
HERE COMES THE PEPE

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>CM Punk

I fucking hate Leafs

>those neckbeards in the audience

Left to right

Fuck
Kill
Marry

guess they didnt see CM Punk come in third place out of three

ding-dong diddly

CM PUNK

CM PUNK

>all this killing time

they probably only have like 7 actual wrestlers there

CM CHAD

>still cheering for Punk
literally why

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CM PHIL
CM PHIL
CM PHIL
CM PHIL

CM PUNK

CM PUNK

CM PUNK

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Based Punk still drawing dimes from the dimeless..

good God with that faggot

Why is the building so full I thought WWE was dying.

HURR PHIL

happy birthday nigger

What is CM Punk french for?

Looks like they didn't lay the tarps tonight lmao

wtf are they chanting? punk??
or something in gay french talk

WWE Champ Shane coming soon

thanks friend

>chanting CM Punk as the best in the world when he hasn't won an MMA fight in his life.

BASED McMahons burying the Quebecois freaks

>CM PUNK
OH NONONONO
>THE STATE OF MONTREAL

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Based heel Shane

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fucking french canadians

Because Shane calling himself the best in the world is literally about Phil.

I still don't get why WWE still makes shows on Canada when everyone hates them.

based shane-o working the leaf marks

>heel siblings

Based, tired of the good guy shane

>eligible to be shaken up
cringe

incels seething CM Chad is still over despite his shoot fight loses

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STOP STALLING ALREADY

LEAFS BTFO
LEAFS BTFO
LEAFS BTFO
LEAFS BTFO

>UFC flipflops

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Is Taima not working?

user...

>And they said no more authority figures

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these french simpolas getting worked by mcmahanettys

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anytime, your birthday raw is sucking ass though

F

Why won't they stop talking.

I wonder what the endgame is with this heel Shane McMahon

miz to ram confirmed

Montreal always gets big and loud crowds, like Chicago. It's a good city for WWE shows.

Works for me :).

i was at a bar in montreal when i was 21.
the locals called me an american pig and told me i love george bush.
french canadians are pretty s0i

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Big sexy will be drafted to smackdown fro the fox dimes
>shane trying to get his own tony chimel
cringe

Get on with it already!

>semen punk

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Based Miz

>I am a fluent french speaker you know what I love about Franc

>BUUUURN IT DOOOOOOOWN

Would be based if that happened

SMACK LOST!!!!!!!

You can even see the empty seats holy shit

is this a clipshow episode?

>Miz switches every year

SHUT THE FCK UP!!!!

classic RAW

BASED BIG POP MIKE

Smack fucking lost bros ;_;

No!!! Give him back NOW

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It looks fuckin packed there

Miz getting that huge babyface pop.

How far has Shane fallen from his glory years. Fucking shit creative though.

why does Mike change brands every year?

based mike

>Miz
>Face
Why? Miz sucks.

>those pure strikes

What? It's not loading. I need a stream :(

>face miz goes to raw with the shane storyline
good riddance

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HEEM LEAKY

PURE STRIKES

SEETHING

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WE GOT BLOOD

Based Miz busted open. Pretty good start

Miz cut?

Go ahead mate

BLOOD!!

What opened up Miz there?

How the fuck did Miz get cracked open like that?!

How the fuck did Miz get cut there?

MIZ CONFIRMED FOR THE NEW BECKY

>miz on raw

you gotta be kidding me......

>miz to raw

its all over, smackshads

He's the moneymaker

NO NOT MIZ FUCK

SD LADS WE LOSING

nigga leakin yo

Based Miz

imagine being such a loser you don't know how to handle actual success.
so you join shitty karate clubs to show how real life tough you are and fail miserably

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>Based Miz on RAM
booo

worked

>Miz

super exciting

RIOT SQUAD JOBBIGN AGAIN
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Shanes superb strikes

BASED SHANE WORKING STIFF

>sponsored by 5$ Popeyes box

Holy shit Miz already bleeding

I'm digging faux-tough guy Miz, so help me God.

Watchwrestling.in

to not get stale

Did Shane open up Miz with those pure strikes?

Raw needed mike

>wwe allowing blading again
kino is back on the menu boys

KINO PUNISHED MIZ

RAWESOME!

Shane sucks at punching

>Smack is gonna lose Miz and gain Roman
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PURE STRIKES

Sorry Smacklads. We all know the show with The Miz is the better show.

renee freaking out to blood lol

Ruby is about to carry that shitter to a 3* match

Reminder that Miz going to Raw was inevitable because his reality show is on USA

LMAO RAW WINS AGAIN, SMACKKEK

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THE HARD WAY

Remember to not watch this on TaimaTV do not support pedophiles

Popeyes is the shit
based spices

>the show that Miz gets put on is always the better show

looks like we're in for another 2017

>Becky vs Ruby
>Liv and Sarah get involved
>Lacey comes out to help
>Sasha's music hits
>Bayley's music hits
>Charles music hits
>4HW stand tall to end Raw

The end

I guess Seth and Roman are staying

Mystery man, oh who could it be?

raw needs to either; become 2 hours or cease to exist

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>Ricoshit
Yikes

Roman staying on raw ?

Harper

>Ricochet on Raw

Oh great, he's gonna be buried to fuck.

Just got in. Was The Miz segment good?

>Simp-ochet

WHO'S GONNA JOIN DA SHIELD BRAHS

AJ is coming back to ram right?

>Baron Corbin’s Mid-Card of Evil returns

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Fuck off flippyshit nigger.

Did y'all get that weird zoom sound

I bet it's Rey.

>riccoshit
Get this dude off my tv

Ricosimp

Enjoy your flippyshit, RAWtists

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>Corbin/Bobby/Drew
>another 6 man

everything getting shook up

SAW AND DUST

OH YOU DIDNT KNOW?

Who thought these sound effects were a good idea

>ricoshit
Changing the channel, lads

Any webm of Miz getting bust open

GOD I WANT TO PROCREATE WITH LIV

Good I'm not going crazy then.

Ricochet is a fantastic wrestler.

holy shit i'm beyond tired of rickoflip and black

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG
NO DONG IS EVER TRULY DIDD-LY
I FlNNA THINGS YOU NEVER COULD
YOU ONLY POST DING-DONG DIDDLY

No, the guy is a permanent heel imo. This is like when they made Austin into a heel, but people are cheering for the right reason.

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This fucking commentary

isn't smack going to 3 hours under fox?

>Ricoshit and Blacketty on RAM
SMACK wins this round

>all these NXT shitters on RAM

SMACKDOWN WINS AGAIN

Yeah time to go to sleep, flippy manlet with no character appearing on my screen.

Fuck. Riccocet was made for Smackdown.

Renee shut the fuck up

>take two of the top singles stars in NXT
>put them in a tag team
>send them to the brand with the absolute fuckawful tag division

>8 man tag match
for fucks sake WHY

man this shakeup sucks

Are they really going to ask "does that MEAN he's here on RAM?" every fucking time.

The people switching to Smackdown will still be on the show tonight.

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG
NO DONG IS EVER TRULY DIDDLY

were those sound effects before and after the match graphic actually on the show or was it just the autistic /woo/ streamer

>8 man tag

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Who the hell is getting drafted

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG

*creaking sounds*

HAHAHAHAHA

DING
DONG

how long till we get the cringe 'oui' chants

Said no one ever

>Fox wants to emphasize athleticism on Smackdown
>Ricochet on Raw

This fucking company

this

part of the show sadly

>they stick together!

literally physically cringed

Actually on the show, same for the retarded stock creaking sound effect they tacked on Black's entrance.

How long are they going to force this stupid fucking tag team?

>This means Zelina on RAW
>This means Andrade on RAW
>This means Charlotte on RAW

Fox only does 2 hrs of prime time so no

So New Day is gonna show up, right?

>Ricochet is exciting
>Ricochet is exciting
>Ricochet is exciting

>Rollins
>Reigns
>Lashley
>McIntyre
>All staying on RAM
What difference is there?
>Keeping Ricochet & Black as a team
I KNEW THE OLD COOT WOULD RUIN THEM

>Miz
>Black
>AJ

SD IS LOSING!!!

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>8 man tag
>6 man tag
I'm tired of this shit

>ricoshit and black on raw
Smack dodged a bullet

Vince added them to the entrances a couple weeks ago. Welcome to the main roster.

8 MAN TAGTEAM MATCH
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wow Aleister Black is spooky

Does Undisputed Era get the call up tonight or on Smackdown?

I wonder if they actually like each other. What a weird team

Heres hoping Heavy Machinery goes to SD

>8 man tag team match
>6 man tag team match
wtf is this a NuJapan PPV?

there's conflicting reports on that one said want to treat it more like a real sport and another said they want it to be edgy

KEK SMACKDOWN GETTING KEKED IN CANADA BY NHL HOCKEY TOMORROW

This tag team is so fucking stupid, literally no character development as to why they stick together. Fuck this company

What happened in the first 10 minutes? I missed it.

this ding-dong diddly sucks

reminder that nobody knows what FOX wants and you should stop reading dirtsheets

i used to love black
now i just get hyped for no ding is truly dong posts

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>The Miz
>Seth vignette
Well, I'm done.

...

They've been on every show for like a month. Why would it mean that if they're there tonight it means they're only on raw now. Their logic triggers me fuck. Same with miz just because he attacks Shane doesnt mean anything either. Are they this stupid

What’s wrong with black?

new bread

Fox wants larger than life wrestlers. nxt bingo vanilla manlets will go to raw and the dimes drawers to smack
Kevin Nash is going to smackdown

I don't get it, I'll never get what happened to this business. They were on top of the world and they have whittled that audience down to a tiny, tiny segment of fans known as homosexual smarks, with wannabes in the ring. It just doesn't make sense to me. It's the whole world moving towards bullshit. What kind of people even come up with the schlock they put out nowadays? I can't watch 5 minutes of it. It's unbearable.

They don't fit together. I was hoping they would split up in the Shakeup

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It's a bullet Ricocheting

They want dime drawers not negro semen drawers, wolffaggot.

he is with ricoshit

Wow. They e been advertising g a local show here in moline on the 21st that would feature the shield, I thought it was just bullshit. Looks like it's actually happening and they're going to broadcast it.

Who are these faggots

>THE VIKING EXPERIENCE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>yet another jobber team

the viking experience hahahhahahhahaha

He's staying

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING

>just turn on Raw
>it's an 8 man tag match
I guess they didn't want me watching tonight

>Viking Experience
Whoever came up with that name should never be allowed to make a creative decision again.

Why did they retain the titles if they were going to be caled up
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

who the fuck even came up with that name i legit cant stop laughing its so shit

youre not wrong but I was just memeing

Thats why you need to legit stop watching