/our girl/ is here and you won't be able to protect her

She's going to tag with Ember Moon as the Moon Pirates

Sailor Moon

What's wrong with the WWE graphics team? Why are they so incompetent?

vince is going to make her cut a promo in the ring and the crowd will WHAT her :(

ding-dong diddly happening

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That's a lawsuit waiting to happen my friend.

Why the fuck would they even photoshop that image so horribly for a show that's airing in literally hours?

Fuck they can't be this shoot retarded. Am I being worked here?

>Fuck they can't be this shoot retarded.

they can and regularly are

>Lo not called up
That's some dumb shit right there. People wants to see Io and Kairi togetther not some random team with some hasbeen from the mai nroster. They're setting Kairi to fail.

>straight into the tag containment division and most likely Asuka is her partner
weebs are gonna be on an endless SEETHE

Everyone knew she was going to the tag division and are fine with that idiot.

After that Paige promo, I was convinced they would put two random women together. Ember & Kairi wouldn't be a bad idea.
My bet is Nikki Cross + someone who's already on Raw or SD.

C O P E

women's tag titles are like the never openweight tag titles. They will change hands every two months or so.

Not everyone cares about fake straps Mercedes

not really, they most certainly would win the titles immediately, maybe even on tuesday
builds their rep and guarantees we'll get to see them more regularly allows time for the womens championship scene to calm the fuck down so they aren't immediately fed to Becky or Bliss

having said all this, this whole thing could be a troll job because it's a little weird they just randomly stuck kairi in there next to asuka with no other edits to the picture

Have a bit of faith in WWE.

This doesn't even make sense. Kairi isn't on SD. She should be in the middle with the other no roster jobbers.

Kairi will debut tonight as singles and be drafted to SD. This pic was supposed to be used for tomorrow's SD Promo. In SD Paige will present her with her partner Io.

Screencap this.

At least that means Io will replace Kairi for the annual trip to Hawaii with Xia Li.

There isn't really a draft though it's just a
"shakeup" so if they bring someone out for the show that's probably where they're gonna stay

Io's not a lesbian like Kairi though

lmao they took it down
guess it's confirmed now

watch em change plans an hour before raw because it leaked

>As noted earlier, via John Pollock on Twitter, travel issues involving WWE personnel and talents for tonight's RAW in Montreal were forcing things to be re-written for tonight's Superstar Shakeup episode.

>In an update, a combination of bad weather and flight cancellations in Newark, New Jersey was impacting who was be able to get to tonight's RAW on time, according to F4Wonline. There were several WWE Superstars who were booked for layover flights in Newark, and it was noted that it's just a bad travel day, and the few people who did have minor border issues were known in advance.

>On a related note, WWE United States Champion Samoa Joe is reportedly at RAW, but is said to be very sick. He was booked for a segment on tonight's show, but that segment was reportedly being removed from the show. There's no word yet on if they had plans to move Joe to RAW from SmackDown.

Remember that plans don't change, the WWE had all of this in mind for months.

...

Exchanging Samoa Joe for Finn Balor is believable enough.

Based
Guess who's already there

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those tits are working me into a shoot

A true professional, as always

If Asuka is drafted to RAM then this whole thing falls apart
>mfw the weather is gonna save Kairi from the tag division