Friendly reminder to all the fags mocking punk for his BJJ loss

None of your favourites like Hogan, Rock, Austin, Bret, Nash, Shawn, Benoit, Angle, etc..Have won any shoot fights and no more of an athlete than Punk.

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>Nash D1 basketball player
>Rock D1 football player
>Angle Olympic Gold
>no more of an athlete than Punk

Did you just compare an Olympic gold medalist to a guy with 0 wins in shoot fights? A guy happy to get a bronze medal in a 3 man tournament? The gall on you, OP.

None of them are anywhere close of combat sports like MMA. Cringe, your fake fighters never set foot in something that's closer to a real fight.

>The gall

BJJ isn't a 'real fight' either.

mma is literally a fake sport

Joke's on you, my favorite was Shamrock.

And none of then in the peak of their supposed athletic ability would win against punk in a fight :)

Remember what Puder did to Angle?

Brock is my favorite.

>:)

MMA was nowhere near as popular then as it is now.
Why didn't punk do it when he was in his 20s?

HOLY SIMPOLA

>:)
So this is the power of Punk faggotry.

Stop trolling idiot.

im in MMA, and was an above average college level athlete. This shit is really easy to judge when watching people even in WWE.

If you make it to WWE you're usually at least average athletically.
Punk was a mediocre athlete.
You cant be a mediocre athlete and become a pro.
Angle was an outrageous athlete.
Shawn had above average balance and agility.
Benoit had above average strength, as did Austin to a degree.

>BJJ loss
He didn't lose in BJJ. He lost in MMA. Big difference. BJJ is a bunch of Brazilian homos rolling around in bath robes. MMA is actual fighting. Also, Kurt Angle in his prime could drop Phil on his head effortlessly. Did you forget about the Olympic gold medal?

Didn't Teddy Hart fuck this dude up?

But Brock is my favorite because he's autistic like me

>Puder is 8-0
>CM Punk is 0-2
that's not an even comparison

well you may want to update your thinking there, BJJ has become the most important part of MMA.

Puder got a drunk drug addled Angle in a kimura, something which Angle wasn't expecting since it is supposed to be illegal in the kind of match they were having. Angle was hardly following the rules (he apparently broke another contestants ribs with kicks) but that just goes to show that it wasn't a credible match and true test of their skills.

Angle would beat puder in both freestyle and Folkstyle 10/10 and he is by far the better athlete(Olympics is no joke) but Puder would win in an MMA fight because well he has actually trained in it.

>as did Austin to a degree.
Austin played high school and college football. I think Shawn played in high school too. That seems to be a big difference between old school wrestlers and guys like Punk. What was Punk doing in high school? Dyeing his spikey hair and going on cringy straight edge rants?

You need to do some form of athletic training in those crucial developmental years during adolescence in order to develop a strong foundation. You can't start training in your 30s and expect to ever be in elite athletic shape.

absolutely.

>is undefeated in mma

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Micky Gall yeah. Youtube punk vs Micky punk showed true athletic prowess

False flagger no one is this dumb

>japanese MMA
Literal can leagues

t. follows RIZN

>>Brock was UFC world champ until his guts exploded in Canada
>>Based Real American is undefeated in UFC
>>Bobbo has the best overall MMA record of any pro wrestler
>>Punk is 0-2 and so punchy he likes AOC for president now

>has won 11 mma fights

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Has Dwayne or Austin showed any real athletic prowess? The supposed big dime drawers after all.

>Bobbo is 15-2
>His real name is Roberto
My mind has been expanded.

Im 5'5 and 160 pounds and I legitimately think I can beat Punk in an MMA bout based on some bullshit Level 1 Combatives I had to take in basic training.

Guys a fuckin' simp.

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Listen, i want to try not to be bias.
He spent years training in MMA, he should be able to win an amatuer fight in local leagues.
But going from flag football on to the NFL directly is retarded.

Why were you in the military? Brainlet ? Cashlet?

Cashlet, they paid my student loans off and I got a commission through OCS, stayed in 8 years, made captain, have GI Bill again, wife did same thing, now we go to school two days a week and collect two BAHs from a very expensive zip code..

>MMA
>sport

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How old are you and what do you study now?

Batista won a mma fight too

>implying Hulkster couldn't and wouldn't beat the absolute piss outta phil mendez

32, wife is 34. I'm getting a second bachelors in history then a masters in education. first bachelors was poli sci.

Honestly have no intention of trying to be rich, just want a nice quiet life where I can read history books and teach others about them. Would like to write a few books of my own when life calms down.

1995 kevin nash would legit fuck punk up

Fuck him up the shitter as revenge for the summer of 1992?

Fucking Christ why do you have to tell your life story in every god damn thread.
Fuck off welfare queen

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It's come up twice in like two days, calm down autist, you can fap to shitporn anywhere else on asp.

Oh I am sorry and THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

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amateur westling is a combat sport ya silly twat

>he should be able to win an amatuer fight in local leagues.
He came in 3rd out of 3 constants, one of which was 48

>projecting this hard on the porn
Your wife know you shitpost and jerk off all day?

>Nash D1 basketball player
I don't think being raped by black men counts as playing B-Ball

huh?

>quiet life
fuck off Kira