MAMA MIA! I AM READY TO JUMP OUT OF A WINDOW AND FALL TO MY DOOM FASTER THAN TOMMEN BARATHEON DID IN GAME OF THRONES!

>MAMA MIA! I AM READY TO JUMP OUT OF A WINDOW AND FALL TO MY DOOM FASTER THAN TOMMEN BARATHEON DID IN GAME OF THRONES!

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Kek

>MAMA MIA, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE'RE LIVE ON RAW AND I HAVE MORE FIRE POWER THAN COLUMBINE

>[CURRENT POP STAR] MIGHT BE [NAME OF CURRENT POP STAR'S SONG], BUT I'M NOW GOING TO TAKE 25 IBUPROFEN AND TIE THIS PLASTIC BAG AROUND MY HEAD.

>MAMA MIA, LIKE THE WEBSITE /WOO/, I AM ABOUT TO DIE LIKE TRI

Ill still take him over JBL

will this be Mauro's final fantasy

So would I, but HE'S JUST HAVING FUN MAGGLE doesn't have much shitposting potential.

you are an authentic faggot

Its not my fault Jewish god made penis so delicious

>LIKE BILLIE EILISH, MY COWORKERS ARE GOING TO BE BURYING A FRIEND COME TOMORROW MORNING! MAMA MIA! I'VE GOT A DATE WITH A ROPE TONIGHT AND I'M SO NERVOUS I THINK I MIGHT CHOKE! PASTA LUEGO! THIS AIN'T A WORK YA MARKS! TAKING THE ADIVCE OF THE GREAT ICE CUBE, I'M GONNA NECK MYSELF BEFORE I WRECK MYSELF WITH JEW BRAIN CONTROL PILLS!

>>Double dubs

I would mark out for him if he acted more like this and he would be the best annoucher since good ol JR

>MAMA MIA PAPA PIA, I'M GONNA COMMIT TOPE SUICIDA

Listen you edgy faggots, this isn't funny. Your fathers should have beaten you up so you would have learned to be good people instead of making fun of a depressed man.

good thing I've never watched it. I only watch good TV like Monday Night RAW and SmackDown Live. I'm so excited for the #SuperStarShakeUp. Aren't you? We'll get to see superstars from both shows and even some favorites from NXT! And, if you want to see more from NXT, check out the WWE Network. They have thousands upon thousands of hours of footage from WWF, WCW and even old classics like WCCW. It's mental that it's only 9.99 a month, but what's even crazier, is you can get your entire first month of WWE Network for free. Maybe you want to watch an old Survivor Series from the 80's, or relive some Attitude Era moments like Stone Cold driving a beer truck into the arena and spraying Vince McMahon with a beer hose, or maybe you want to bask in the glory that was John Cena vs. [REDACTED] from Money in the Bank 2011. And, speaking of Money in the Bank, if you sign up now, not only will you get your first month free, but you'll also get the upcoming Money in the Bank PPV absolutely free with you subscription! It's great, guys.

but, GoT can go fuck itself

Jokes on you kiddo it's actually really, really funny.

Based

He probably was beaten by his dad leading to his current state

God I wish this were true

>MAMA MIA! I'M GONNA JUMP OFF THIS BRIDGE AND FALL TO MY DEATH FASTER THAN THE SPIRE OF THE NOTRE DAME FELL IN THE SPRING OF 19

kek

I genuinely laughed hard at this

lmao

hi Mauro