>Destroys JAN
>Drafts Jungle
>Drafts Konami
>Drafts literal whos to eat pins.
We won the draft lads. SWEAR ALLEGIANCE TO THE MULTINATIONAL ARMY!
>Destroys JAN
>Drafts Jungle
>Drafts Konami
>Drafts literal whos to eat pins.
We won the draft lads. SWEAR ALLEGIANCE TO THE MULTINATIONAL ARMY!
The fat dwarf next to her really brings down the group average
>>>/oedo/
Konami should have gone to /oedo/
Kys
oh is this another one of your threads? Lmfao get a life dude
Hana is too good for them
Konami and jungle draft picks were golden.
Rebel Kel is too tall for joshi puroresu.
>your
I didn’t make this thread
That the tall white girl? How is her brap game? Post pictures of her ass right now.
Hana has great tiddies
Utami wants to fuck her.
Imagine the ding-dong diddly logs
nice brown bosoms
They seem bigger
FUCK ME. She is perfect.
not really
Azumi's about to go full lumberjack on her lanky ass in the Cinderella tournament.
Azumi wants to dominate her sexually.
What exactly is her height? Does she only look that big because the gooks are small?
/kon/
Billed 180cm.
Third world outlaw mud show country metric bullshit. What is that in AMERICAN?
BEST FRIENDS!
Holy fucking yum
*vintage Hana in your path*
I'd let her impregnate me.
Why didn't she draft Yurie?
>b4 she was BEANED
damn she got that foot game on lock
>drunk on Mexican dick
Do we really need 3 different 'Dom threads?
We are all Hana, Hana is all of us
The autists are being autistic and not the entertaining kind of autism
vintage
BE GONE NONBELIEVER!
Drinking game idea. Post bait. Take a sip every time the oedofag calls you agua or agua calls you op
By the autists im referring to the simps in the general, we comfy here
based
please don't bring that faggotry to this wonderful pure spiritual thread.
Got anymore?
Hana really needs to start selling merch internationally.
J.A.N. is Kill
Konami Captured
It doesn't get better than this.
>It doesn't get better than this.
She hasn't pinned Momo after 1 (one) missile dropkick yet
Wearing the sexy ninja catsuit for most of her career really hid them. Even face Hana didn't show much cleavage. Over the past year she was trying out a bunch of looks until we get this end result and they all really hid the goods.
Hana needs to be the one to win the white belt from Momo. Imagine how cucked Kyona would feel.
What happened to this sweet, innocent kid?
Everyone knew not to get her lest they feel the full firepower of the KTF.
I truly hope this was part of the contract negotiation.
Brap. Fucking. Stacy.
>needing religion
See:
JUNGLE! JUNGLE! JUNGLE!
Hana likes Mexican men
Jungle likes African men
Konami likes white men
They told you this?
Gives the whole multinational army thing a whole new perspective
>Konami likes Kagetsu
ftfy
HANAism?
more like HANAtism lmao
SOON
Hnnng
Multiculturalism
2 of those at the back seem kind of young
me in the back
Middle one could get it in a few years
the back left is 12 and the middle is 14
So this is the power of Rossy’s harem?
Why do you know this
>
>Mexican dick
Tribute worthy
Mandy Leon looking like a cheap whore in the back
/kon/
Konami stopped liking men after Kana raped her in the freezing winter of 2014
Holy fucking dimes
Not user you are asking that off.
If there is a new joshi I am interested and I like to watch one of the first thing I try to find out is how old she is.
Because I really, really do not want to feel sexually attracted to a child.
I want to be able to look into the mirror every morning and not hate myself.
I only pledge if she stops braiding her hair like some nigerian princess
Based moral user
that looks good
that looks awful
/kon/
More Konami butt!
Like 5’9
Hana has 0 credibility as a leader
>Can't wrestle
>Still green
>Inexperienced
>Slow and awkward
>Can't sell
>Can't have great matches
>No athletic ability whatsoever
>Can't take bumps without hyperventilating
>Is one of the worst wrestlers in Stardom
>Is a joke compared to the other faction leaders who are all superworkers
>Brings gaijin into Japan
>Had a whole 3 matches during her Mexico "excursion", learned nothing
>Shit her pants
Its an absolute joke that Kyona and even Konami have to be behind her when they are 10x better wrestlers.
You could have boiled this down to workrate and saved yourself a lot of time desu
Forgot
>Is an e-drone
>Is solely using Stardom as a springboard to a WWE career
kek
He knows only fags and pedos care about workrate.
Nope, Hazuki has great workrate but isn't a good wrestler, Hana just sucks. I wouldn't call Momo, Utami, Kyona or Natsuko workrate people and they're all great wrestlers who have great matches. Also add:
>Finisher is just a dropkick
What's wrong with dropkicks? Fucking zoomer faggots headdropping finisher fuckery.
She hasnt done it recently. But I fully expect her to probably do it again eventually
A vore gimmick would be dimes
I thought her finisher was the octopus submission thing?
Id prefer if it was Kagetsu's belt
Why not both? #HanaAllBelts
And that’s a good thing
Hanaism more like Hanautism haha
when did she shit her pants
The killer moth.
Xia wants some Hana
No confirmed pants shitting, but it's pretty likely.
Based.
No because ur a cuck.
Imagine the taste
/kon/
are we the... KimurArmy?
Why didn't she pick Tamu? Tam was a sad panda at the draft.
Does Kyoko approve?
you guys think Hana smokes weed too?
Unitonically yes
>I want to be able to look into the mirror every morning and not hate myself.
getting the vibe that it doesnt really help
>looking
Nah, let's be more definitive and say is.
She probably wants to get back to NYC ASAP as they have better shit there and Japan is rather strict about weed.
No.
the only drug for Hana is Mexican dick.
She's moved beyond Tam
She has moved on to Yurie.
I wanna kiss Yurie!
I do too, but I don't want to risk my health taking repeated Kimura headbutts for messing with Hana's woman.
She looks like my aunt in that pic. That is not a compliment.
Isn’t she a jobber and not a good choice in kayfabe?
Every faction needs a few pin-eaters.
BOAR MEAT!
Would you suck Asuka's dick if it meant you would get to fuck Hana afterwards?
No
Are you sure?
Yes. It’s literally Taichi on some weird side gig
Do I get access to all of Hana's holes? If so, yes.
Jungle's drunk. She also seems to be having a change of attitude.
twitter.com
Rapist gimmick when?
Who's that? This is a Hana thread.
Kek
Nothing is worth losing your self respect. Unless of course you just happen to be into that, in which case, go right ahead.
She's one of Hana's new minions
Watch Stardom
>Nothing is worth losing your self respect.
ehh, I could think of a few things.
Not knowing Hana's new chief lieutenant. You do know there was a draft this weekend, right?
5'11 if true.
So who’s the brainlet here?
the first guy
One of these days I will join Stardon world and watch Hana wrestle while I work myself into a shoot
I thought that’s what kyona was for
Did she get some nice implants?
no, she just stopped hiding her boobs
Would suck it anyway, m8
Same here.
That's no way to speak about Konami, or, indeed, any lady. Re-think your attitude, or you'll never be considered a gentleman, young man.
You could just use youku and watch it for free
I want her to mount my dick and ride me until she cums
Shes so perfect.
Based (if you're a Mexican) or cringe (if you're anything but)
will she ever make it to the big leagues?
She IS the big leagues. Just ask Christopher Daniels
>that look she gives you before taking her to your place for fuck sessions
Top row left to right
3/10
2/10
7/10
Bottom row left to right
5/10
8/10
6/10
I'm not if sure this means you are a pedo or exonerates you
>m'lady
It is great there are so many HanaChads.
LMFAOOOOOO
I want to CUM inside of Hana!
looks like some porn promo
>Not being sexually attracted to Taichi
State of this fucking board.
Is Hana drinking with Jungle?
*ahem*
/oedo/ IS NOT CANON.
Who?
But Hana fucking Yurie is a FACT!
/kon/
I get her and Utami mixed up all the time
so happy...
Utami looks like this
Konami pitto
/kon/
/kon/
I'd fuck him
I like lolis not real ones
ehhh
AHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHA
actual footage of Utami Hayashishita
crinfe
I want her to rape me.
I want her to jump on my cock until my balls are drained for the rest of my natural life or she works me into a heart attack.
I was thinking the same think. What I would give to have a drunken menage a trois with them.
Golden age of oedo
Where would Yurie be during this?
idk, but I wanna kiss Yurie!
Top row left to right
10/10
10/10
9/10
Bottom row left to right
5/10
9/10
4/10
Can’t rape the willing
Holy yum
Gonna be a ding-dong diddly yep from me and that's a shoot
You have 5 generals about gooks, stick with one ya fucking simps, hiding this cringe and adding it to the filter.
>5 generals about gooks
3
>I am the boss, and there are no other bosses before me.
>Thou shalt not tell me to move on.
>Thou shalt not take thy urine and douse it into my face.
>Thou shalt not cross thy arms and yell "Suck it!".
>Thou shalt not take my disciple's face and shove it up into my rectal cavity.
>Thou shalt not take a garbage can and shove it down over my head and fall from a 30-foot ladder in trying to take me out.
>The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want.
>Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, except for Mr. McMahon and his disciple.
>Mr. McMahon, whose tanned, well-toned body supersedes that of a normal 60-year old, whose mighty grapefruits produced the life-giving semen that spawned me.
I am under the spirit, brothers. Hear now the words of the LORD.
"Stop! Stay your hand, my child. Do not slay Simpact. For though they err in the says of sin, they have not forgotten the name of the LORD your God. Spare him thine righteous fury, but show no mercy to those under the covenant of Japan, or of the covenant of Ring of Honor, or of the covenant of AEW. Slay these infidels where ever ye shall find them, and be a messenger of the True and Upright Faith unto all corners of the firmament. Show no mercy to the smarks, for they are cringe in human form and exist only to pay us. And hearken not not thine heart unto the covenant of Japan, or of the Ring, or of AEW, for though they call themselves the covenants of wrestling, they are of their father REDDIT."
Thus sayeth the LORD. Praise be unto McMahon. Forever and ever. Praise His mercy. Praise His just booking. Praise His endless wisdom. Om seethy seethy seethy.
Amen! Praise be to the Father Vince, the Son Shane and the Holy Spirit Haitch.
Be wary of false gods. This devil is merely a form of Lucifer.
This gook succubus won’t stray my path
The golden calf, false idol.
Based E-Chad educating the weebs
technically four
>Top row left to right
>10/10
>10/10
What are you trying to say?
>needing to be forced
Her face there gets me every time
She's very proud of herself here.
>Just ask Christopher Daniels
?
bottom mid sauce?
Based newfag
Now this is peak autism
Are you faceblind?
I swear allegiance.
>I
That's one way of doing it...
The Hana Experience.
Why is everyone posting about experiences today, I dont get it
Moms gonna freak!
This whole board should be gook threads
>Goddess Hana
>Tall white bitch who's kinda cute
>legit can't tell if the other 4 have downs or not
WTF is this group?
The Cheerleader Effect experience
THE GREATEST FACTION IN WRESTLING HISTORY!!
user guy is having a Hana "experience"
HA! Check out this loser who didn't watch RAW last night!
Based and yellowpilled
You don't need the watch RAM. It is literally the only semi intresting thing that happened last night and everyone is joking about it.
Tall one is some shitter, the kids are rookie who will be taught the ways of HANAism, the fat one is a drunk and the alien uses hedgehogs sexually.
All bitches... except me?
>and the alien uses hedgehogs sexually
wat
Konami was DP'd with hedgehogs by Kana in the frightful winter of 2014.
It all started with reading Sonic fanfic.
She really gonna just casually sit on that other girl’s face like that?
This was peak Hana
She's busted now
Mika has kicked any youthful energy out of Hana's soul.
Also those matches has so much sexiness in them I can't watch them without taking breaks.
She legit looks like a robot
I want to drain by balls on her face.
Kek, you again
KITTO EXPOSED!
you shut your whore mouth about kyona right now
SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE % SUCCESS RATE IS OF HER TRIANGLE LANCER?
I think it's something like 100%. I could be wrong though.
>not wanting to get blitzed with Jungle, then have her molest you.
If it wasn't in the file name I would've totally missed that wink because my eyes weren't focused there, nor was it on the captioning.
Never said I didn't. Just giving an accurate description.
Hana should've picked Tam instead of Konami
/HANAism/ vs /kon/
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