How come WWE don't want her, man?

How come WWE don't want her, man?

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Old, bad look, no mic skills.

she will find a way to get back on top
no matter what they do, Asuka will always find a way
She'll be Raw Champion before long

She's old and can't speak English. That's it. There's no upside.

Good worker, though, so they'll keep her around.

>Huge undefeated streak
>Wins first women's RR
>Beats Charlotte and Becky for women's title
>Beats Becky when she's at her hottest
>All for some old gook who can't speak English

Yeah, they've treated her terribly. Poor thing.

>Huge undefeated streak
Upkept by feeding her shitters when she reaches the main card
>Wins the first women's RR
Only to job to Woman Weigns
>Beats Charlotte and Becky for women's title when Becky's at her hottest
Which went over great and got people behind her like crazy, only to have her feud with Carfuckingmella and Mandy Rose

Delusion. It's time to let go. Her time has passed.

People don't like weeb shit, especially the wwe
reddit fanbase of today.

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>no upside
>names her upside immediately after

unironically still the peak moment in women's wrasslin history, wrestlemania main event will be remembered as a steaming dump while TLC will be remembered as the most over the women ever were
hopefully vince dies and based haitch will take over this year

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Hahaha what the fuck do you think this is? Did you expect her to go undefeated for six years? Do you think that Vince will book her as the flagship as the division?

Vince unironically hates Asians

She probably had a little too much Chicken and Winnigish.

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>Did you expect her to go undefeated for six years?
No. I expected her build to be based on defeating decent names to either make Charlotte's win mean anything or to NOT have her be fed to Charles, so she ends up giving the streak rub to someone who deserves it more.

asuka is getting an intergender angle, the top brass are convinced they can put her in with big guys so she will get a run at one of the belts- they are still deciding which one, but signs are it will be raw.

she is booked to end 2019 as the universal champ.

>Kairi vs. Asuka for the Uni title at PirateMania
FUCKING KINO

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>NXMeme mattering
>Completely worthless accomplishment that lead to nothing but eight months of midcard hell
>Overshadowed by Rousey
>Disappeared from TV for weeks and instantly lost all the momentum gained

Her career is impressive on a very superficial level. Actually look at the details and she's had a very mediocre run. An afterthought 95% of the time. Every 'big' moment overshadowed. Lucked into a title reign only because Nia fucked up and made Becky super over. Said title reign went on to be the drizzling shits and ended in the most unceremonious way possible.

Workrate doesn't draw or do anything good for the business

>money in the bank
>asuka wins
>seff roolins beat down on raw from drew or bobbo
>suddenly asuka comes out
>WHATS GOING ON??
>she's choosing to cash in on Seth!?
BRACK MASS
>1..2..3..!

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Explain AEW then.

Two major TV stations are fighting for them. Their big events are sold out in less than 30 mins.

Cute attempt at trolling, though.

AEW's biggest pull is the fact that people are sick of WWE. Nobody actually cares about AEW and that's why only E-drones are flocking to it.

>Woman Weigns
That's clever.