They're coming up to the main roster to do the 5 minute white girl challenge every week

I think we're all skipping over something here. Paige isn't even the fucking GM anymore, how can she bring people up?

these two

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YOU KNOW IT'S THE MACK MILITANT

wait teddy used rodney mack's music 15 years after rodney mack left the company

NXT is non canon. They advertised it as an international shakeup so it will be an NXT UK team since they fit with Paige, so Rhea and Reina.

>It's not fair for the NXT girls

it wasn't fair for kairi/io to be stuck down with the rest of the shitter factory that is nxt

managers can bring their people to the company

It was a good song and he was his manager the entire time, there was no reason to change it.

Read

Literally no on else is free except Sky Pirates
BASED

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see
They're also forced into the tag role by default since they're so shit so they're way more likely than Io and Kairi who can be singles wrestlers

then why is black and ricochet in a tag team?

>creative has nothing for you

doubtful wwe cares about some perceived "fit". it will be the pirates or some random combination of women that aren't doing anything in nxt

They are putting the slag with Alliyah and Vanessa.

Vince doesn't give a shit about NXT or NXT UK storylines. If he wants someone on the main roster, they will be on the main roster.

we don't need more flaby Chinese women on the main roster

better them than more ugly white trash

RIP NXT women's division. Absolutely fucked without these two.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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they won’t draw just like asuka doesn’t draw

Asuka is literally the only regular who draws
Dare you to look into it

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she does not draw shit

Paige was talking about managing the jp talent not 2 months ago.
It's Io and Kairi.

Sex. Have it

no she doesn’t lol

Kys

Natalya has absolutely no fucking clue.

Paige will kill those 2 dead, she should be managing men or the Riott Squad.

The Pirates need someone as eccentric as Kairi, Drake Maverick as a face would be the perfect manager

there are things more likely to kill the pirates like match booking and their shit english, because like asuka being able to wrestle or their colorful personalities dont mean a thing. attaching some literal whos to a popular female face is not going to hurt them unless she overshadows them.

also paige cant take bumps

Io isn't as eccentric as Kairi. If anything it's her who has to dial down on the autism.

Seething

Io is the Bret Hart of this generation and doesn't need to be in NXT at all.

So B+ with some pity reigns?

Paige managing these two wouldn't make sense at all and Vince doesn't like when the manager is taller than the wrestlers (Heyman/Lesnar, Rush/Lashley, Maverick/AOP).

doubt io's getting called up

it'll be relief

The sky pirates seek to take flight, will this be the Iiconics final fantasy?

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The height thing blows up almost every option. Only a few girls would be the same height or taller than paige

>Paige managing these two wouldn't make sense at all
During a conference call SRS asked Trips
>Yo, you signed Stokely, what gives?
And Trips said
>Times are changing, my man, times are changing
NXT right now has five people who are working as managers and 3 of those are dedicated managers, signed to be managers and not wrestlers.
I'd give Stokely to Asuka and Paige to Sky Pirates and make Pirates kill every single other tag team. Split Sasha and Bayley and make them come together only after long reign of Pirates and have them finally defeat them.
Done.
Your women's tag division is established.

They're not coming up.

Paige was talking about the Ruby Squad or Nia and Tamina.

This. It's nice to dream and to hype but I think we're working ourselves into a future seethe, lads

And just like Ember's streak was ended by the Viking backwoods southern girl, their challenge too, will be ended by the brap queen

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Yujiro & Pieter are really missing a trick not using this gimmick.

Plus she's just bringing a team. Did she specifically say she'll be managing them?

Can't wait for the weeb SEETHE when it isn't them.

No, fuck Botcha and Bayletty. I don't wanna fucking see them being the center of attention again. Even less if it's after burying Sky Pirates.

IIRC she's supposed to be on the road again going forward so for her to just bring up a team and go off to do something else is weird

They're part of the main roster already so she can't bring them. She isn't GM anymore and the roster of both teams will be decided in the draft like with everyone else.

NXT tapes tonight if Io is doing title feud stuff then it will confirm she isn't coming up

What if it's a new team with two women who are already on the main roster like Nikki Cross & Ember Moon or another random pairing ?

you're such a virgin lmao

We will not seethe.
It makes sense to bring them up. But if they do not? Whatever. Io will be in title picture on NXT. And we will probably get Io vs. Kairi in front of hot crowd. Why should we seethe? That doesn¨t even make any sense.

Yeah, just like Owens, Gargano and Ciampa, right?

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