SMACKDOWN GAMETHREAD #5

Based gimmick

they told her to make sure and sell it tonight at least.

BASED LACEY SAVING TRADITIONAL VALUES

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BASED MOMMY BEATING UP THE TRANNY

I want to marry Kairi and watch her defeat Brock at Wrestlemania 36

euro hussy btfo by conservative american lady

bitch still stumblin

lel they made her sell the right hand

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>No sells it last night
>Now it knocks her loopy
None of the bookers from last night knew that the punch was her finisher did they?

BURIED THE FUCK OUT
LOOK AT THE TWO BELTS ON THE FLOOR LIKE TOYS

ACT LIKE A LADY
LIKE A LADYYYYYYY

I WANT CUM IN LACY EVANS

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Bex was looking damn good tonight.

>that stiff punch
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WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF YOUR PLAN?

>smarks in the crowd saying "that's not ladylike"

I marked out at that but it was already ruined

It would be extremely painful

Ye still going strong ye ol fuck

>What if...we had Conor McGregor in the WWE.... but he was a woman and boring?
-WWE writers room

was becky tearing up lmao

>talks about pulling double duty on both shows
>gets attacked by the same challenger
Happy to see Lacey, but I can't be the only one bothered by this.

holy basesola!

>walk around doing nothing for months
>get title shot

Ahh, I see lacey is on the "literally fucking vince for advancement" plan

>it's a tag team main event

im gonna fucking go now. they did this last night. can you get a little creative?

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Is Miz and Mrs any good? It looks oddly charming

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>voice cracks screeches and huffs throught talk about being ready
>gets jumped immediately like an idiot
Way to make us listen to that faggot's voice for nothing

trips don't lie

Worked

Based Republican sex goddess

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more like Vince got on Becky's ass for no-selling it

BRAP LIKE A LADY
STIFF LIKE A LADY

>no mommy

this show is SHIT

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Do you think Paige could be a good manager?

Personally I blame Becky for making it look weak last night

Missed Lars debut, did he had another panic attack?

its pretty much perfect for what a reality show is supposed to be

WORKED

RIP RATINGS

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I think Lacey just laid it in snug this time

>botches the invasion and gets her nose busted open
>botches the ending to WM
>calls herself "the man" and thinks she's one
>her gimmick is being a troll begging for attention and then screaming "lol I live in your head"

Her reward is being buried by a bitch who's gimmick is "I'm girly".
#basedvince

god she’s ugly

>beats ronda
>gets heemed by a nxt jobber two days later

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It's over user. Only think to look forward now is either tag teams with Naomi or hope she gets the Kenny Omega call

>SELL THAT SHIT BITCH

someone got on Beckys ass. Based Vince making sure his projects succeed

Becky gives fucking SHIT PROMOS THE FUCK YOU GOT TWO FUCKING BELTS YOU WHORE POTATO. Vince doesnt give a shit anymore

Maybe Lacy just didn't put enough into it. And it's a fucking punch finisher, when these wrestlers punch and slap ALL the time, it's really fucking hard to sell some random dime a dozen punch as some magical end all finishing move.

real finishers should be power moves like slams or submissions.

Miz/Asuka was a based pairing
MMC was fun

I think she should have been Asuka's manager, she needs one more than Kairi and Io

I thought the same thing but god forbid they book more than one challenger for a Champion

>Carmella Cat has been around since August of 2017

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Worked

Lmfao this Frank Thomas commercial, dudes cucking all these bitches in front of their husbands.

It's fun. Easily the best of any wwe reality shit.

I turned it off is Becky promo over yet

Based Bex living in this small dicked incel's head rent free

>ywn have asuka as a step-sister

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1955 said hello to Becky.

YOU DONT HAVE TO BE LONELY
AT NIGGERS ONLY DOT COM

based country boys burying yuppie cucks

>10 mins left for the main event

Yes

Nobody but Braun and Brock were allowed to no sell the Superman punch or the KO punch

YOU JUST KNOW

beleedat

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Sami's just there to rag on the guy with the Israel flag

Omg he's gonna shoot on the IWC again

Literally everyone taking 5'0 midget Alexa Bliss' knockout punch managed to sell It.

It was like Deep Six or Blue Thunderbomb in NXT. A signature that sometimes gets used as a finisher

BASED promo from Sami

Was that Corey Graves in the Farmers Only promo

She is complete shit. Absolute atrocity but its WWEMEME. Stone Cold my fat fucking ass. She cant talk for shit. Can Brap lady tombstone becketty neck into sawdust?

PLS JOIN DANIEL BRYAN

Samuel Zenith has arrived in the Smack n Pack Zone

HOLY BASED

Worked

ALLAHU AKBAR

Ska came before reggae.

>Roman, Daniel Bryan, and Charlotte left off the post-WM shows

weird....

Sami and Lacey confirmed as a stable

>recycling Lacey's gimmick on Sami Zane

does no one realize Sami's face is very faceish?

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Someone make that Sami Zyan mic drop and leaving a gif

let's take a second to appreciate that the main event on both aftermania raw and smackdown featured the bar for some reason

Formally Dimes.

Not gonna lie Drew's body is my ideal natty body, such a God tier genetics.

angles don't start until next week when the rosters are finalized

see

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Drew beats down Kofi after single-handedly taking out Big E and Xaiver, then Roman comes out to make the save.

please no

well women and men have different rules i've noticed with finishers.

Like for men Spears are usually always finishers or signatures. But women use spears as part of their move sets.

Women can kind of get away with a strong punch as a finisher, but in something like WWE you gotta really be REALLY stiff with a punch because people can see through the veil.

he's the best natural babyface of the past 15 years, so of course Vince thinks its a good idea to turn him heel

Becky's not dropping a title to Lacey, but the MITB winner is going to cash in and take the SD belt off of her. It's the easiest way to get one of the belts off of her

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Me on the right off camera giving it to her.

>he thinks wrestlers are natty
user...

Shit you can tell everyone wants to cheer him too. If he joins DBry now they would be absolutely based

The Bar is not that bad, BUT MAIN EVENT FUCKING RAW/SMACK AFTER MANIA? WWE is so fucking shit

She was in finisher hell for a while in NXT
She used to have a Dudebuster as a finisher (forgot what they called it). She also used to beat people with a moonsault.
Honestly I just go with the Cobra Clutch that Sgt. Slaughter used or some variation of it.

Kek

my tongue is causing her to make that face

>raw belt will be ruined
>smack belt ruined
>women belt ruined
>tag belt ruined
WWE IS COMMITTING SUICIDE

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They really telegraphed the whole superstar shakeup this week. Most, if not all the moves are obvious

>this is the SmackDown after WM

holy fucking YIKES

she's so sweaty

OHHHHHHnnngHHHhhh I'm so HORNY AND LONELY

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Yep

or they could swerve us completely and do the opposite

did you watch RAM?

CAN'T IT JUST BE NEXT WEEK ALREADY?
I WANT TO SEE THE SKY PIRATES FUCKING SAVING THIS BRAND

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It's BIG DOG TIME

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I had actually had sex many many times comparing to you waifufags ruining this shit. Well lets hope you get a promo code for your XXXXXL "The Man" t-shirt you fucking fatso faggot

>unify all the belts
>unify the shows
>RAW DOWN with BOBBO the ALL MIGHTY

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Five years overdue.

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>I'm so horny and lonely
Story of my life.

>my tongue is causing her to make that face

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based tard user

you waifufags are pathetic

Ratings speak for itself, brutal

Big Botch

they covered that botch pretty well but I have no idea why they expected big E to catch someone that big off of the top rope

the Bar is just so much better than New Day it's crazy.

yikes

She doesn't do a punch, it's a forearm smash

Honestly, this makes the most sense. Becky just beat Ronda Rousey and Charlotte Flair in the main event of Wrestlemania. She's not losing to Lacey Evans. Plus the superstar shakeup and Fox deal means the brand split is staying, so the blue belt needs to go back to SD. She can't pull double duty forever

nice selfie user you look handsome

He's done it before

So Drew just wasn't part of that at all.

y did bobbo turn to the darksied?

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where the fuck was drew that match?

where did drew go...??

so lame

LMFAO Shamus went out like THAT? holy shit.

Drew?

Pretty disappointing Smack desu.

record low ratings incoming

based Family Man

RATINGS GOING DOWN THE DRAIN

not as pathetic as you Beckofag

>tfw no UE to beat up New Day and Kofi’s kids

Did he get hurt? He might have pulled something they got him out quick.

Holy shit didn't know Becky could fly?

based wholesome kofi

Norted Bobbo

Based Smack not working the audience into a seethe with a dumb swerve

that little kid has touched more titties than me

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Buried by a fucking nigger

I didn't notice before but the trouble in paradise is kinda fucking slow. When ever a opponent doesn't turn around into it, it looks like they just stood there and took it.

THATS IT?!!!!!!!!!!

The RAW summoning magic was dispelled and he was banished back to Monday

Holy shit... user, you are BASED.

only God knows how much I want to curbstop Kofi's bald niglet

I bet Vince is going to move Kofi so he's the champ alone and he has to work without his boys.

I don't feel like watching 205 live
I'm gonna stick with Miz and MRS

great now we have this kid to look forward to in 15 years

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Well, that was awful.

Drew fucking vanished into thin air
Why was he even there

got a kek out of me

>screen-fartss
what?

Did he do anything after slamming Xavier on the table? I think I tuned out cause I don't remember seeing him again after that. Hell did Xavier show up again after that? Shit I really wasn't paying attention

He'll turn tranny and go to AEW.

wew

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racism really shows how unintelligent you are, and it shows you are insecure and lack real knowledge of your own racial identity. Stop blaming every other race for your short comings, be a man and fix yourself. Because you got a rude awakening if you think any of those other pussy racist you read and chat with online are ever going to help your ass out, they are all pussies like you. But you can still save yourself.

Worked

Vince has to be doing this on purpose. These awful fucking matches, tanking the ratings all to prove that niggers can't draw. I hope this just lasts one month.

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not my fault they called it fartss

i think the commercial break ended and he was just gone lol

I'm just happy to know AEW is still around in 15 years

Tranny wrestling becomes a real blood sport and makes loads of money.

Seriously, what was the point of the fucking Shane promo? It didn't set up shit.

based

Both shows were basically advertisements for the Shakeup next week. The absolute state of it

based

>Stop blaming every other race for your short comings

How many blacks do you tell that to when they blame all their woes on other races instead of accepting the fact that as a community they're absolute shit?

I guess it was meant to build Shane up as a heel some more, so I expect some real heel shit from him next week

Based Miz golfcart

Building heat for Shane, I guess
Also showing off how fucking good Greg is

based marjo

holy reddit cringe nigger lover. You have to be fucking braindead mark to think Kofi is a good choice having the belt. Racism has nothing to do with it but FUCK YOU, JANNIES, PEDOMOD, WOLFKEK AND MULTICULTURAL FORCED SHIT

Worked

seething

miz and marise getting worked by their neighbors

worked

Based doggos

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I missed this entire show because I was eating chicken wings. Gonna need a quick rundown, or at least anything that was cool or fucking horrible

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>no charlotte
she's going to raw

six man tag team match playa
also shit

You spent 2 hrs eating chicken wings?

holla, thanks playa sounds like I didn't miss much. That Raw last night was pretty shit as was Mania so sounds correct.

based cunt mother in law

Went out to a bar and had a few beers as well. I got a dozen full size wings but could only eat 10 of them because I'm not a big enough boy.

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KEK

OH NO. NO NO NO NO

fucking miz and marise are the awesomest neighbors lel

MIZ AND MARISE SEX EPISODE NEXT WEEK

>bitchy neighbor doesnt even like the dub dub e

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Does anyone have the RKO FEVER picture? It has the lyrics to Randy Orton’s Theme but they’re all wrong and at the end it says RKO FEVER

What a punchable face too

She reminds me of an annoying super-feminist cunt I know

they made one cute baby

Based Miz being a good daddy and husband

based pumpkin working Miz into a ding dong seethe

marjo workin heel

BASED

>for a couple of assholes they're not bad
BURIED

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Maryse mom is crazy as fuck

I'd hate to have Miz as neighbors, they get worked all the time.

Chrisley can't draw dimes compared to the Mizes

Todd SHOOTING on his wife

based granny working the texans

Hes a big user