SmackDown Gamethread #3

in4bliss

>strowman vs joe

BASED

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>8 wrestlers swapped shows
But they keep claiming it's next week fofr the shakeup?

Damn I legit feel bad for Joe, such good talent being legit wasted

Was that a botch?

Just when I thought SIMPdown couldn't get any worse, that absolute faggot Braun shows up.

whatever

HE'S FAT

roll4Sonya

>no new arrivals
>just wanking the shake up

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THE SLUTS ARE HERE

cummies

Havent been watching, has Smackdown been based or cringe?

Braun vs Joe has good potential to be based. But Joe should go over, Braun couldn't even lift him.

why? you've destroyed the last two threads with shitty waifu fagging
just delete it and make your own thread if you want attention you faggot reddit nigger piece of shit

IIIIICONIC

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA

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BRAUN CONFIRMED GAY

roll

Ok

SIX MAN TAG TEAM MATCHES PLAYA

This Smackdown has been based

cringe

BASED AUSSIE SHITPOSTERS

SHITPOST SHEILAS

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>PEYPEY
HOLY BASEDOLA IM ABOUT TO CUMOLA

Sky pirates time????????????

The IIconics are looking to Vore someone

Yummy :3

N-no he big man!!! Big men good!!!

STROWMAN BURIED BY IICONICS
SEND HIM BACK TO RAW PLEASE

Braun looks bretty ripped lately

I want to see Peyton get BRAUNED

Gib something good

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>two day title reign
poor shitposters

lel

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YES IICONIC TIME!

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Sure

toxic barrel rolling

BASED BILLIE AND PEY PEY

>IIconics live sex celebration, NEXT!

This show is moving super fast yet fuck all is happening

Undisputed Era about to challenge the IICONICS

FUCK PEDOMOD

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>Inb4 Kairi and Io are the challengers in this Iiconics match

*loses the titles to the Sky Pirates immediately*

i already got best girl last time, but why not?

Roll

WITNESS ME

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE PEYTON ROYCE

Stop shitting up every thread you desperate faggot.

whos about to get buried by iconic shitposters?

i really really want to berry my dick in peyton

i want an iiconic

Bruan should have his dick in their hands

yes!!!!!!!!! but honestly they could take a shit in the middle of the ring and they'd work my dick into a dingdongdiddley shoot

Joe's been booked strong lately. He has all the tools on the mic and in the ring. It's only a matter of time before he's WWE champion.

MY DAD CALLED ME A FA-oh Wait

He left me

>Smackdown is the Hoss show now
RAWTISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>If

stream fartshd.ml

IIICONICS

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Is it time?

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found out a rabbi has to suck your penis even if you're already circumcised if you convert to judaism

Based Shitposters

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rollan

Keep rollin rollin rollin rollin rollin. WHAT

Bayley and Sasha hopefully, they need a good third loss.

>In a couple weeks Smackdown is going to have all the old shitty RAW storylines
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CANCEL THE ROSTER CHANGES

PLEASE Peyton Royce

The BOX is BACK!

io is back in orlando so no

rolllllll

HOLY FUCKING DIMES

kino

bases cringe wyatt

The Iconics are supposed to be annoying but they are growing on me.

Who’s the Edge and who’s the Christian?

BASED TURKEY

Absolutamente basado y legendario

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That's a nice looking brapper.

GOOKER

BASED BUZZARD

>DANCE BREAK Yea Forums

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BASED PUPPET

>When you tell people to follow the buzzards, but present a turkey

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Do you think Bray is actually controlling the puppet?

BASED

BASED SPOOKY TURKEY

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sky pirates imminent !

what the fuck

cringe

wtf was that

BRAY WYATT PUPPET MANKIND GIMMICK

>bray wyatts buzzard puppet is smoking blunts in the box
>literal hot box

BASED Turkey Puppet!

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OH NO it's back!!

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If anyone else was wondering what that bird puppet theme was reminding you of.. it's Unsolved Mysteries

Peyton is Edge

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>carmela
>the liconicks
>horse boss
>lana before she got fat
>kairi
What is up with the current trend of WWE hiring women with ugly faces but nice bodies? What is wrong with hiring a couple of CUTE wrestlers?

THE GOBBLY GOOKER IS RETURNING

SCREENSHOT THIS

Its Edge and Christan in female Aussie rorm

Rollan

What does the smoke mean and why does it cough? Is the BUZZard high?

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GOD THIS PROMO WORK IS SO GOOD BROS

IT'S A BUZZARD YOU RETARD

idk what gimmick its going to be but I'm sports entertained by it already.

the buzzard coughs on the weed lmao

>bray wyatt has a sock puppet gimick

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All I can see when I see Billie now is this thread

I hope they do some weird SAW bit for Bray.

>defending against indie shitters
what the actual fuck

based iiconics takin on jobbers

LITERAL WHOS FROM A BINGO HALL

>jobbers

Is that the young bucks?

BASED IICONICS BOOKING JOBBERS

LMAO JOB SQUAD

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rerall

who?

BASED BROOKLYN BELLES

>>HOOONNKKKK

mmmmmmm they ripe for a rape dungeon

So who did Smackdown get?

I've seen Drew and Braun

Is Roman also a Smackdown guy now?

she cute

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I'M THE BABY GOTTA LOVE ME

WORKED. Ya seethe?

>girl jobbers

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Based President

cute jobbers

ADD THE BROOKLYN BELLES TO THE ROLL CHART

>local talents

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DAMN AEW BOUT TO GET BURIED

High key, Kristen fine asf

>IICONICS
>thicc

stupid cheeto

>gobbledy gooker
>2019
>It's Asuka

They look like men

>live shitposting
What a time to be watching wrestling lads

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cock in a box

Based IIconics helping out young talent.

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voting for him in 2020 now

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qt 56% jobbers

PAIGE HERE

I spent 9 minutes watching the IIconics show off their titles and I liked it bros
twitter.com/WWE/status/1115418951700242434

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why does one of the iiconics look retarded

>brooklyn belles

they look like trannies...

mm i love pusy

SLAG SIGHTING

PAIGE HERE

GIMME THE GREENLIGHT

QUEEN SLAG

>Bimbo Paige

>"FUUUUCK NIGGERS"
>pose

The Brooklyn Belles look like they should be working at a gas station in a bad part of town. Dodge Neon driving ass bitches.

Based

Trannies, yes?

*SHRIEKS*
*AUDIENCE'S EARS BLEEDING*
AH YEAH BASED IICONICS

hottie

LOL local jobber match on Smack after Mania

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PAIGE HEAR

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>Jobbing to jobbers
Disgusting

PAIGE IS RETURNING

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peyton btfo

>what's paige doing here?
wtf kind of question is that.

Peyton is the Edge, she’s even copying his old flame tights now

BASED SLAG GONNA INTRODUCE THE SKY PIRATES, BROS.

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IT KEEPS HAPPENING

SWEDEN
W
E
D
E
N

She's still employed?

BASED REF

i used to think maddox was the biggest underused talent ever.
then paige exposed him as a super weird cuck

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Skeksis not far

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Is this whole night tags

>Fucking up here vs hear
No wonder this board has an average IQ of 95

>Byron "Indie Killer" Saxton

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>one

Based iconics breaking the streak

>4 tag matches
AT LEAST

HOLY SHIT THEY DID IT THE OTHER TEAM WAS FUCKING 45-0 HOLY SHIT

Vince is probably gonna

>Give us Drew and Braun
>Switch Usos with Hawkins/Ryder
>Give us Jinder back
>Send Apollo, Mojo, Jordan, Rood ,Gable, Axel,Bo, Ascension
>Take Aj, Bryan, Orton, Rey, Almas, Resev
>Take Auska
>Send Dana, Tamina and Nia
>Give us Reigns the day Fox takes over

It's been fun bros

Why are there so many fucking tag team matches tonight

>what are you doing here Paige you slag?
I work here.

What the fuck was that dance aussies

>its just a shitpost match
LMAO

>Paige wearing hoop earrings
I'm gonna rip em off

Hey, the Hardy Boys were once tag team jobbers. We could be looking at future HOFamers

SEEEEEX PLEASEEEE

Here comes the pepe

PAIGE IS BRINGING THE SKY PIRATES

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PAGE HEEER

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KARI AUSKA TAG TEAM BRING THE NIPS IN

kairi and io next week its time

Paige is getting tag teamed?

BASED IICONICS

HERE COMES THE PEPE

BRING UP THE SKY PIRATES

>Repeated burying of local talents
What a bunch of petty cunts wwe is.

BASED PAIGE BRINGING IN THE SKY PIRATES

BASED ENDEARING ICONICS
FUCK PAIGE

>tfw no cute local jobber gf
;-;

Paige's tag team is AIDS and Chlamydia

HERE COME THE PEPE

>holla holla holla
>Playa

HERE COMES THE PEPE

KNACK TWO THE FUTURE

HERE COMES THE PEPE

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Absolutely. Based.

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did paige hint the sky pirates?

Based he's not doing the meme dance anymore

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ching chong bling bling doller doller

>Paige is the Sky Pirates manager
GET FUCKED FAGGOTS. THEY DON'T NEED ENGLISH IF THEY HAVE A MANAGER.

like clockwork

Jim Ross would actually put enhancement talent over, and not be a cunt.

Shane walking like Nash after the summer of 92

KNACK IS BACK BAYBE
KNACK IS BACK

AEW living in your heads rent free

I think it's Mojo's new gimmick

Worked

>cracked out slag managing kairi and io
weird flex but ok

FUCKING LOST

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>announce prequel series 15 years ago
>still no release date

Ding-Dong Diddlyboutta tell netflix to fuck off senpai

i can't believe vince is making Thankskilling 4!!

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a slag being their manager is pretty funny and based tbfh

where is mommy tonight? :(

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Are you calling me stupid? I know I'm stupid :(

The local talent exposed herself as a shitter by looking like a retard during the finish

THICC

Based

HAPPENING

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Don't Michael Jordan still got his hoop earring in?

haven't watched wrestling since benoit went crazy and killed his family, he was my favorite. i want to get in to it again. who should i go for? i like technical wrestlers, kinda like benoit was

Muted Paige’a disgusting voice please tell me she’s not actually managing the based sky nips

it's all flippy shit now

how's it funny? I was out in Florida a few weeks ago and saw Kairi and Io take home 5 guys

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Future Endeavors: outlook not so good

I love you Yea Forums
you dudes are the best

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Based.

catering

>going on the road with that slag

nononononononononononononono

going to raw

they are the best looking titles right now desu.

Roll

ugly deformed retard. why are asians so fucking hideous?

Daniel Bryan

>ywn get raped in a dark hallway by two aussie shitposters

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SOON

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Chris Benoit is currently burning in hell for that btw

Based Eddie Guerrero's in heaven

Wait till next week, it's going to be the superstar shakeup, this slide from next weeks raw got leaked.
>what is UK title

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Alexa Bliss

Nukes.

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Daniel Bryan AJ Styles on the main roster in NXT Gargano

Smackdown ratings are in the balance

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Everybody knows the jobbers suck. No need to bury them on commentary and then again in the following interview.

Bitches love five guys.

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based El Papa De Miz

Karissa rivera on insta i think (on the right)

>alexa in the background

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Sure why not.

Only tag teams on this show today wtf

>smackdown roster reminding you that kofi and becky won

NEW THREAD YOU PUTO DE MAYOS

Watch AEW if you want REAL technical wrestling

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>crowd is getting bored of the Kofi/Becky garbage

#based

MIZZY JANNETTY BTFO

Miz is going to Raw because of his USA show

our sluts!

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instagram.com/likablemshyde

Thank god. We don't need Miz running ratings down any lower.

>Odacity

BASED MR MIZ SHOOTING ON SHANE

How is Shane still functioning with a rib lodged in his throat and a fractured face?

What channel?

Riperino

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BASED SHANE-O ABSOLUTELY BURYING PHIL

Shane is the most boring character in the league. I seriously don't understand how anyone cares about him or reacts at all.

I'm not going to hang out in an alley way to watch two androgynous fruits finger their anuses for twinkies.

looool

>people thinking Paige is getting paired with Kairi & Io
It's gonna be Nia & Tamina

SHANE O MAC BLOWING CM PUNK THE FUCK OUT

>retarded tattoos everywhere
ruined

>This is Brooklyn, it happens here

BASED SHANE SHOOTING ON THE BULBASAURS

Imagine if Punk came out

how long has this shit been going holy crap

ALBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>shitty tattoos
>has a kid
>is a wrestler
>mara wilson face
YUCKOLA

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

When is

WE
THE
PEOPLE

gonna come back. We need more Alpha males in wrestling
Not fucking Koffie and disgusting obese diabetic kevin owens
and sammy zane fucking yuck

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>incel
>neet
>weak
>cynical
Cringeola, get laid.

source brother

last roll

ROLLIN