SMACKDOWN GAMETHREAD #2

>tfw becky will never shit against ur basement wall

Quick note: Lacy Evans isn't in this because I forgot about her and couldn't find her profile pic when I was looking for material. May or may not do a revision after Summerslam.

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lads I'm one week into nofap and I'm prayin there's no divashit tonight

>Oi user, champ champ needs her pits licked. Whatcha waiting for?

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I WANT TO CUM INSIDE ALEXA BLISS

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Fuck Beckko Lunch

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I feel like the WWE title picture is gonna be pretty average once the Shakeup happens

I have a hunch that Vince might move Aj/Bryan/Orton to Raw

I'm already bored of Black Flipochet

Nak the Stampede

rollan

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roll for Sonya

I hope next week Ricochet and Black finally have a set brand. Keep their flippy shit to one show

in4bliss

rolling for bex

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the fuck nak

Why is Nakamura wearing a trench coat

based nakameme

100% based

>crowd singing Nakameme's song

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I hope not, manlets need to be on SD. The real big guys go on RAW.

wtf 2 6 man tag matches, jesus fucking christ.

If jinder and drew m don't inspire you to have ambition, get jacked and work hard you are probably a sad neet

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Rollo

NAKAMURA WEARING A BIG DUMB COAT TO HIDE HIS MJ OUTFIT

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I'm A Sue Lightning Guy

Based Brock reading Amanjos Lucky Girls

Nak needs to lead a Jap NWO with Kushida, Auska, and Sky Pirates.

Seriously, just bring back league of nations at this point

>Andrade and Rusev got jobber entrances
>Crowd still likes Nakamura

Finna

(School) shooter gimmick

you know this is gonna be a complete filler episode

the shakeup is next week

>92
>Nashetty

holy fucking based

Might as well bust one in. Roll

hmmmmm gimme a nice ass

Nakameme needs to go back to japan.

Guys, they were chanting "HOLY SPLIT"

I went back during the commercial break

sorry bray

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>mustafa ali and andrade stuck in tagteam hell
just

unironically based pic

Well fuck

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I don't have access to roids, weights, a gym BECAUSE i'm a sad neet.

Nak just has a catchy ass song, don't let the marks fool you.

Nak the Stampede has to listen to those 2 hens cackle behind him all match long

are there people that pay upwards of $1000 to go to WM, RAW and SD after WM?

>shotgun saturday night reference

Rollin Rollin

>Nina Samuels
Literally fucking who? Fuck that, reroll.

>roman chases drew off raw
yikes, that's how they book their biggest heel?

I don't know if Nash can handle that one.

Would you rather have a loud smark crowd or a dead mark crowd?

Huh

stream fartshd.ml

WWE just has too many guys signed to the main roster and they keep bringing new ones without flushing the old turds.

of course, that's a drop in the bucket for many

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I WANT TO PUT ZELINA IN MY POCKET

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there are people that pay more than 1000. front row seats are like 5,000 and that is just the seat. doesn't include hotel, travel, food, time, etc

>Ruth is love

roll for nash

What's flatter, the wall or her ass?

there's people who has been going to consecutive wrestling events since Wednesday

Based minorities taking over

>Reigns on SD

I don't want it but its gonna happen because Vince is gonna want his mug on Fox

Whoa...

Six man tag matches should be banned.

loud any day of the week. a Dead crowd can literally kill an entire show.

Ding-dong diddly roll

get a part time job, roids are pretty cheap, planet fitness is $10 a month, and work your way up from there.
literally get a job at a gym or something
- career driven roidbro

Fuck i marked out at that

loud smarks. silence is the worst thing for a match

just kill me

It the sit down backflip the fedora of WWE

Let's goooooo

Triple Indian style sitting
wow

what is this gayness

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yeah they only work with Lucha rules. American wrestling is too sloppy for something that requires this much logistics.

Every match is a tag match tonight

based pocket

Why are they still pushing this stupid fucking tag team? They lost at Mania.

Which is funny because Reigns is on SD as well.

holy lel

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>What if Roman Reigns ends up on Smackdown Live?!
Shut the fuck up guy whose name I always forget

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also, gimme mandy

for future use

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why tho

Why does WWE feel the need to shoehorn everyone in every week using these big tag matches? Give people some weeks off. It'll refresh their bodies and their drawing power, I honestly don't get it.

people spend thousands of dollars on cellphone games, how is this difficult to grasp?

based Michone

>just stop being neet, bro
>just defeat years of depression and anxiety, bro
What's next? I should just be myself? Great advice, idiot.

This is what WWE becomes more of when Haitch is running it

Roll

>kindergarten snack time.jpg

Bigot, Kofi is being rewarded for his work rate for the past 13 years or so in the company

W2C roids?

God I hope the move to FOX ends this picture in picture crap

just watched a recording of roman's wm entrance and he got booed a lot more than i thought lol

92

I don't know why anyone would ever spend money on things they like. Just, like, don't? You know? Liii

mental illness or pure boredom

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Who didn't show up or lost on Raw last night? That's a sign they're going to SDL.

what is the fucking deal with that green shirt faggot who HAS to be front row to the point of autism.
i went to mania and the raw after years back, but the tickets were pretty affordable. then again i wasn't sitting anywhere crazy

Then they might have to put some of the guys that they don't use on the show, can't do that

how do i get into roids? ive been working out 5x a week and using preworkouts, protein shakes, diet control hitting my macros, test boosters and its taking forever to gain.

the Picture in Picture commercial has got to end. it ruins the show.

W-WHERE THE FUCK IS ASUKA?

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I like it. I also like dicks though so that may play a role, honestly.

>Bigot, Kofi is being rewarded for his work rate for the past 13 years or so in the company

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>Orton
>manlet
He's at least 5'11

Let's go

Do you not watch football? If anything it will make it more aggressive.

yeah i can see going to WM, maybe even RAW, but whole week events? 3 nights of this shit in a row? come on now

Drew, Roman, Ronda

You'd rather have only commercials vs picture in picture?

Putting on her clown makeup and polishing her strap-on.

Apparently Ricochet & Black have to be on both shows each week.

I don't know but I like it tbqh

This match would be better if Lana and Zelina were getting naked.

yes, the picture in picture is just more commercials, they do so many breaks they don't even need the Picture in picture

lana/zelina lesbian porn when?

stop you're turning me on

bayley and the revival

go to /fit/ then /roid/ general
or google naps and steroids and you'll find the right GEAR

lol randy

BASED FUCKING RANDALL

when's emma?

I stopped when they started knelling and praying to Mecca during the National Anthem

Go back to /pol/ where your fellow retards are.

>andrade jobbing to ali

Good RKO

>Almas getting jobbed out
Guessing they aren't happy he's dating the golden girl.

why is Orton like this?

based snek

Supreme victory!

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SNEK

at least Almas ate the pin from somebody who isn't a shitter.

>Ali gets to pin someone
Nice
>It's Andrade
Not nice
>Then he gets RKOed
RIP

BASED FATASS

I don't think they're doing as many commercials as raw plus picture in picture ones too

FROM OUTTA NOWHERE

What is this crap?

THANK YOU SNEK
THANK YOU FAT ASS

SNEKED.COM

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/fit/ and /fraud generals/, gh15 and my other post on where to get them where i replied to other user.
roids were the best thing i ever started

FATFUCK OUTTA NOWHERE

>that stunner
OHNONONONONONOONONO

Based fatass is back

let's see

FROM OUTTA NOWHERE
BASED FATASS

Im surprised neither have been seriously injured yet working like this. Especially le flippy man Ricochet.

QUICKLY TRY TO REMEMBER WHO WON AT WRESTLEMANIA, ORTON OR AJ

Kayla a qt

KEK Based Ruru

HEIL

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Lana is getting FAT bros. Why is vince letting her ruin herself?

>The Hardys vs The Usos
I don't want that at all.

>SEETHING little cuck
Kofi is trash.

>AJ comes out of the Ring for the Tag Titles Match

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>the superstar shakeup starts next week!
>but right now we're going to move wrestlers around because next week wrestlers will be moving around!

Aj but he's injured so it doesn't matter

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i used to like evil usos so much but man are they getting stale

YO UCE

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At least Nak didn't get the pin

WITNESS ME

Same actually. I hope they stay together.

smackdown gay thread

>championshits

Why do the Usos talk and act like niggers?

that chick is cute and petite, but not too hot where i would have the confidence to just go up and ask her to go fuck

>>MATT JEFF WE COMING FO YOU NIGGAH

Damn Uce calm down

RAW seems like it's winning this week. Two 6 man tags, a bad Kofi promo, and a Hardyz vs. Usos does not a good SmackDown make.

just gimmie an asian girl plz

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you must be a twink dude, gain mass, hit the weights, get a clue. If you think she's too big you're literally a trap tier twink

I miss Broken/Woken Matt Hardy bros. He's just being Old Hardy now

we are approaching peak lana you homo

>lives the gimmick
BASED

because they are

fake tough guys that stayed in their second row seats when Brett got tackled

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I WANT TO FUCK LA LLORONA

because they're not evil they're good goys

Rollerino

i have never once enjoyed a tag match

At least her eyes are right for you

Samoans are blacks, they can say nigga in public and nobody would care

why is kofi only over as a jamaican?

Haha, get fucked

Rollin

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Why do americans put crisp in all of their food? you put in tacos and burritos and on pizza and on sandwiches and etc.

LA GOBLINA

Usos to Raw

Fuck off back to /pol/ were you call anyone who doesnt agree with you a kike. seriouslly you shit on the SJWs of the left yet you fucking morons are guilty of the same fucking stupidity. it takes a real retard to point at someone who isnt agreeing with you and call them a kike or a shill.

EC3 vs Harper was the dark match. Drake Maverick was managing EC3

inb4 nxt

roll

i would literally laugh and cheer anyone who tackled the biggest self mark hart

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Some porn aficionado give me the name of a girl who looks like what I roll

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Based themesong

crisp is the GOAT texture

me either
the closest was the joke matches like rock and sock and shit like that

Holy worked

Broken Matt uses too much power and strain on his old man body. He only transforms for matches and briefly during interviews

BASED, on my Yea Forums?

LOVE THEM NIGGAS AT POPEYES

>crisp
arent those fries in bongland?

Honestly, anyone that isn't a fatty is enough for me

HOLY FUCKING SEETHOLA! ya ding-dong diddly workedola, simpola?

roll

Just look up her nudes

Mickie James

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mickie james

better question is why so many nonblack minorities choose to mimic blacks out of every possible group

R.I.P. Authors of Pain

based rational user
/pol/ used to be a pretty funny board, but once you realize it's all bunch of underaged shitters being edgy, the board really just becomes sad, trump winning was probably the last fun moment in /po/. Its going to eventually get this website shut down if they don't just get rid of it.

MICKIE JAMES

ASUKA

You know Cuckdown is dead and garbage when incels like this have post bait to get posts in the gamethread

OH NO NO NO NO

>blacked
>just missed asuka
killin myself

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Your Incel pathetic Neet existence with a micro-penis does not even come close to Kofi's

Kofi is athletic
Has a wife
Has kids
Makes at least 7 figures total with endorsements
Most likely has chicks on the side
Is living his dream
Has a penis

>Mickie James
I got news for you user

Go back to /wew/

The Loaded Nacho Tacos are Based. Especially for only $1

Where Carmella cat?

Carmella lookin' like a straight up whore tonight.

I WANT TO LIFT MELLA’S SKIRT!!

HO LEE SHIT CARMELLA

HERE COMES THE PEPE

>uterus cup
Can't believe they kept that shitty thing

americans call crisp "chips"
chips are fries

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New roll chart? Rawlin!

carmmmmmmmella

based HARPGOAT

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mella looking yummy

>Drake Maverick was managing EC3
They're good friends, maybe they'll be able to get EC3 out of his rut.

>Becky so bad at promos the rest of the roster is forced to put her over during theirs

kek based troof

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>ec3
>harper
>dark match

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>Becky Cringe shilling
so sick of that irish twat

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DANCE BREAK

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based user shoots hard on mentally stunted /pol/tards
fuming /pol/tards worked into a sputtering, slobbering SEETHE

Carellla SEETHING about Bliss's dresses at WM

WHY IS MY TV IS GLITCHING

carmella you slut

>that dress
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Hopefully Sarah and Goblina feed her to hungry Liv

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Mella looking fine as fuck. god damn

oh good, i was worried it was just me

THEY STILL HAVE THE VAGINA TROPHY HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA

DANCE
A
N
C
E

BREAK
R
E
A
K

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I wanna suck Carmella's Cock

>I see big things in my future
>Joe comes out
nice

Former NWA world heavyweight champion r-truth

uh oh. joe is gonna cum inside carmella.

HE'S FAT

Holy incel seethe

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>a friend with a big black

Big thing in your future eh Mella?

I didn't know wtf that fag was talking about, thanks

>CHEER 4 UR CHAMPIONS GUISE YAAAY CLAP

fuck me who the fuck wrote this???

God fucking damn it I love R truth. Dude cracks me the fuck up.

Fuck Carmella

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SHE’S A DUDE!

BASED JOE

we all do

>Drake Maverick was managing EC3
...alright? it worked in TNA i guess

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...

Ya ding-dong diddly seethe, champ?

damn getting asians has gotten hard, roll for asian

BIG
SAMOAN
C

>bragging about destroying a manlet

have you met the cum in carmela poster?

FAT

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>DANCE BREAK

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IM MARKING OUT

bASEDD

>Braun

*yawns*

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Damn they even had a Shelton Benjamin lookalike, this studio must specialize in WWE parody

HELL YEAH BIG BOYS DOING BIG THINGS

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN

So the shakeup means nothing cause everyone is just crossing brands as they please

>Joe and Braun feud?
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

>bobbo takes renee from DEAN
>JOE takes mella from truth

Are bobbo and joe the based boys of the entire company?

Wanna have my way with Sarah's arms

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK NOT BY ONE

FUCKING KILL ME

Faggot

>Hoss feud
hmm

BASADO

nah after next week that stops

>being this retarded

>Smack is getting all of the shit that made RAM boring
Fuck we're going to lose this shake up bros

kinda based

>Braun on Smack

Ewwww no

Fucking finally a program that is halfway interesting.

FLIPPY MIDGET LOVERS BTFO

roll

>two thread in and smackdown already won
damn, it feels good to be a Smackchad

based lesbos

SKY PIRATES IMMINENT

Based IIconics

please

jesus peyton is so fuckin' hot

If Lo debuts without having paid her dues, it's gonna be fucking unfair

Yerrr

rollin' for aj or a hag

Roll

I'm late but here it goes anyways

roll it

role

Dis nigga

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